# Does Harrison Ford comb his hair with a firecracker?

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [November 10, 2010, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-harrison-ford-comb-his-hair-with-a-firecracker/560142 "2010-11-10T04:31:12Z")\
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**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2010, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-harrison-ford-comb-his-hair-with-a-firecracker/560142/1 "2010-11-10T04:31:12Z")

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Saw Indy on of the Daily Show tonight, and he is still trying to rock the bed hair, and it ain’t workin’. Looks like he cuts it himself, after trading shots with Marion Ravenswood.

When was the last time Falfa had hair that wasn’t embarassing?

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**Author:** ![Capitaine\_Zombie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e95f7d/32.png) [@Capitaine\_Zombie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capitaine_Zombie)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2010, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-harrison-ford-comb-his-hair-with-a-firecracker/560142/2 "2010-11-10T04:40:27Z")

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He still has hair?  
Seriously Harrison Ford belongs in a museum, next to Coronado’s Cross.

I’m still hopin they restart the Indiana Jones franchise with another star. Or go frankly with the concept of an out of date adventurer having to keep up with the world in the Atomic age (something that was visually accomplished in Indy 4 and the atom explosion, it really was a nice shot and gave the sense Indy was starting to become a dinosaur. A relic out of a relic-hunter.)

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**Author:** ![PSXer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/48db29/32.png) [@PSXer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PSXer)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2010, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-harrison-ford-comb-his-hair-with-a-firecracker/560142/3 "2010-11-10T04:48:00Z")

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I’d rather have no more Indy movies than see someone except Harrison Ford try to be Indy

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**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2010, 8:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-harrison-ford-comb-his-hair-with-a-firecracker/560142/4 "2010-11-10T08:09:03Z")

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Pics or fail.

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**Author:** ![Koxinga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/4af34b/32.png) [@Koxinga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Koxinga)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2010, 8:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-harrison-ford-comb-his-hair-with-a-firecracker/560142/5 "2010-11-10T08:58:19Z")

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Please tell me he at least lost the earring.

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**Author:** ![Capitaine\_Zombie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e95f7d/32.png) [@Capitaine\_Zombie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capitaine_Zombie)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2010, 9:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-harrison-ford-comb-his-hair-with-a-firecracker/560142/6 "2010-11-10T09:02:23Z")

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> [@Koxinga](#):
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> Please tell me he at least lost the earring.

It’s a nosering now.

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**Author:** ![Koxinga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/4af34b/32.png) [@Koxinga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Koxinga)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2010, 9:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-harrison-ford-comb-his-hair-with-a-firecracker/560142/7 "2010-11-10T09:05:53Z")

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Figures.

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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2010, 11:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-harrison-ford-comb-his-hair-with-a-firecracker/560142/8 "2010-11-10T11:45:09Z")

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I’ve never seen anything quite like it, but it looks like sort of a comb-_forward_. Like the hair on the front of his head is going, so he’s flattened some of the other hair and had it combed to cover that up. That or he just looks disheveled as usual. [Here’s his Daily Show interview.](http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/tue-november-9-2010/harrison-ford)

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**Author:** ![Isamu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/7c8e57/32.png) [@Isamu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Isamu)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2010, 11:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-harrison-ford-comb-his-hair-with-a-firecracker/560142/9 "2010-11-10T11:50:54Z")

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> [@Fear\_Itself](#):
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> When was the last time Falfa had hair that wasn’t embarassing?

Apologies for ignorance, but what’s Falfa?

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**Post date:** [November 10, 2010, 11:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-harrison-ford-comb-his-hair-with-a-firecracker/560142/10 "2010-11-10T11:59:18Z")

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> [@Isamu](#):
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> Apologies for ignorance, but what’s Falfa?

Bob Falfa from American Graffiti.

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**Post date:** [November 10, 2010, 12:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-harrison-ford-comb-his-hair-with-a-firecracker/560142/11 "2010-11-10T12:21:56Z")

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> [@PSXer](#):
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> I’d rather have no more Indy movies than see someone except Harrison Ford try to be Indy

Eh, Sean Patrick Flanery was okay.

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**Post date:** [November 10, 2010, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-harrison-ford-comb-his-hair-with-a-firecracker/560142/12 "2010-11-10T16:20:09Z")

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It looks like he lets his hair do what it wants to do – no styling. Maybe the man just has no vanity. I like it. It’s way better than, for example, Donald Trump’s hair.

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**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2010, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-harrison-ford-comb-his-hair-with-a-firecracker/560142/13 "2010-11-10T17:06:14Z")

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> [@Marley23](#):
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> I’ve never seen anything quite like it, but it looks like sort of a comb-_forward_. Like the hair on the front of his head is going, so he’s flattened some of the other hair and had it combed to cover that up. That or he just looks disheveled as usual. [Here’s his Daily Show interview.](http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/tue-november-9-2010/harrison-ford)

His hair looks fine, even good, to me in that interview. The disturbing thing is finding out the old codger has a 9 year old kid.

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**Post date:** [November 10, 2010, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-harrison-ford-comb-his-hair-with-a-firecracker/560142/14 "2010-11-10T17:22:45Z")

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Not firecracker, weed whacker.

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**Post date:** [November 10, 2010, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-harrison-ford-comb-his-hair-with-a-firecracker/560142/15 "2010-11-10T18:33:45Z")

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> [@Cisco](#):
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> His hair looks fine, even good, to me in that interview. The disturbing thing is finding out the old codger has a 9 year old kid.

Technically, Callista Flockhart’s adopted son, according to Wiki. They married in June of this year.

He’s still hot. Some men, like Peter O’Toole and Sean Connery, got better with middle age. Ford started out incredibly hot, and is now aging reasonably well.

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**Post date:** [November 10, 2010, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-harrison-ford-comb-his-hair-with-a-firecracker/560142/16 "2010-11-10T19:13:26Z")

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> [@Fear\_Itself](#):
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> When was the last time Falfa had hair that wasn’t embarassing?

The afternoon _before_ some enchanted evening.

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**Post date:** [November 10, 2010, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-harrison-ford-comb-his-hair-with-a-firecracker/560142/17 "2010-11-10T19:24:53Z")

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It’s as if he’s morphing into Burgess Meredith.

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**Post date:** [November 10, 2010, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-harrison-ford-comb-his-hair-with-a-firecracker/560142/18 "2010-11-10T19:50:57Z")

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The words “chemtherapy” and “nap in the limo” came to mind. . .

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**Author:** ![Moirai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/96bed5/32.png) [@Moirai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moirai)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2010, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-harrison-ford-comb-his-hair-with-a-firecracker/560142/19 "2010-11-10T20:09:44Z")

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He seems to save any animation in his face or voice for his films- he is as wooden as they come, lately.

And his hotness is definitely in decline, whereas Sean Connery and Morgan Freeman continue to inspire… 🆒 “Crotchety bastard” seems to be his new go-to role… Clint Eastwood does it better (and kicks people’s asses in the process). I never thought I’d hear myself dissing Han Solo, but yeah, he needs to either find some good roles or retire already.

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**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2010, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-harrison-ford-comb-his-hair-with-a-firecracker/560142/20 "2010-11-10T20:20:36Z")

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> [@Moirai](#):
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> I never thought I’d hear myself dissing Han Solo, but yeah, he needs to either find some good roles or retire already.

Star Wars trilogy, Indiana Jones series, The Fugitive, Jack Ryan series . . . I’m pretty sure he works when and only when he gets a wild hair up his ass.

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