# Does Hawaii have the most beautiful people in the world? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [July 24, 2000, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-hawaii-have-the-most-beautiful-people-in-the-world/26613 "2000-07-24T04:51:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2000, 10:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-hawaii-have-the-most-beautiful-people-in-the-world/26613/41 "2000-07-28T10:32:19Z")
**Oh my, lotta catching up to do:** **Five** , I didn’t work at that McD’s, but it’s funny you named that one because that particular McD’s is a perfect replica of the one I did work at, the one in Liliha on School Street. **obfusciatrist,** although you got the wrong Mickey D’s, I actually was working there while I was at UH. I quit after my third semester, and started writing my computer column in the school paper after that. In all I worked at McD’s for three years and seven months. **Myrr21,** we’ve got some nasty lab mice down at the labs. We’ve been cloning them and turning 'em flourescent green. Really, I’m not kidding. I’ll dig up a cite if you like. **xizor,** today was beach day. And karaoke in Cantonese/Mandarin day. And all this after a night on the boards! I’ve been awake for 32 hours straight. =( **DRY,** how dare you sleep! See my second previous sentence. **tatertot,** maybe the ugly American ones just dug themselves better holes. 😃 > [@](#): > > \*\* Audrey, I forgot to tell you that my brother, besides being tall and spoiled also looks like a Eurasian Elvis. We don’t know how that happened either. He looks almost exactly like young Elvis, very odd. He also has has extremely thick hair that sticks out like an Asian afro until it gets to be about 7 inches and collapses. He likes it that way. > > I guess there is no hope of you becoming my sister now, is there? :(\*\* Oh jeez, tater, that is bad. I’ll still take ya for a sister, though! Have you seen Korean rappers? They dress like Puff Daddy or Jay-Z and try to act like them too. The result is pretty pathetically amusing. Oops to me if you like Korean rap. Actually your brother doesn’t sound too bad. Korean Elvis is okay. Korean Coolio, on the other hand, would have been BAD. And I had a friend whose bf had an Asian afro too, so I know exactly what you mean. The only cure I can think of is to get careless with your Nair and reckless with your scissors. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Myrr21](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Myrr21](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myrr21)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2000, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-hawaii-have-the-most-beautiful-people-in-the-world/26613/42 "2000-07-28T14:23:41Z")
Green cloned mice! I have \* got \* to get me some of those. Do you think green mice scare pink elephants more or less? Ahh well. Now where did everybody get off to? Sleep is for the weak! ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2000, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-hawaii-have-the-most-beautiful-people-in-the-world/26613/43 "2000-07-29T04:32:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by AudreyK \* > \*\* > **DRY,** how dare you sleep! See my second previous sentence. > \*\* AudreyK, you make 1000 posts in just over two months, and you can lecture me all you want ‘bout sleepin’… “Weary with toil, I haste me to my bed, The dear repose for limbs with travel tired; But then begins a journey in my head, To work my mind, when body’s work’s expired” –William Shakespeare, Sonnet XXVII, 1-4 Oh, and since when did this become the “Ask the Hawaiian Ho’…ttie” thread? 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2000, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-hawaii-have-the-most-beautiful-people-in-the-world/26613/44 "2000-07-29T05:11:03Z")
**Myrr** , just for you: cloned mice [http://www.sciam.com/explorations/1998/072798clone/index.html](http://www.sciam.com/explorations/1998/072798clone/index.html) green mice [http://starbulletin.com/1999/05/13/news/story5.html](http://starbulletin.com/1999/05/13/news/story5.html) (BTW I didn’t mean to imply that the green mice were also cloned mice. Hell, they might be, for all I remember…) And if the mice are green and the elephants are pink, then I don’t think the colors will faze either one of them at all. **DRY** , happy 1000 posts! You snooze through work, or what??! 🙂 I’d start a thread to the effect of what you said, but I think the whole concept’s been beaten to the ground… ---
**Author:** ![Myrr21](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Myrr21](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myrr21)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2000, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-hawaii-have-the-most-beautiful-people-in-the-world/26613/45 "2000-07-29T05:32:04Z")
> [@](#): > > Myrr, just for you: Awww, thankee 😉 But those didn’t look like green mice to me–that was just two funny-lookin guys…oh I see, you meant for me to read the article. Well I’ll be damned. Green mice. Who’da thunk it? Though, listen to this quote from said article: > [@](#): > > The team that freeze-dried mouse sperm Can you imagine when somebody asks you what you’re doing at work? “Umm, don’t mind me; I’m just freeze-drying mouse sperm” Hmm, maybe I should go back to a safer topic: “so how bout that local sports team?” or “look! Audrey’s here. She’s cute and female. Let’s all flirt shamelessly” ::flirting shamelssly:: ---
**Author:** ![Feynn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecb155/32.png) [@Feynn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Feynn)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2000, 6:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-hawaii-have-the-most-beautiful-people-in-the-world/26613/46 "2000-07-29T06:37:24Z")
I get to look at Lola every day, she is Metis (french, scottish, and cree) and russian / polish. She has beautiful features, long dark hair, and skin the colour of mocha. Most people mistake her for being Spanish. What am I doing here writing? Lola is feeling a little under the weather so I sent her to bed… even when she is sick she is still gorgeous. I guess this supports the mixed race theory but beauty is truly in the eye of the beholder… ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2000, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-hawaii-have-the-most-beautiful-people-in-the-world/26613/47 "2000-07-29T06:38:59Z")
Funny-lookin’guys??! In a thread about beautiful people??! HOW DARE THEY!!! Ahem. Awwww, flirting? Again? We just did that in another thread! Don’t you want to talk about mice? Hey, exactly how does one get sperm from a mouse? I don’t suppose mousie porn is readily available… I’ll check UH’s video library next time I’m on campus… ---
**Author:** ![Myrr21](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Myrr21](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myrr21)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2000, 6:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-hawaii-have-the-most-beautiful-people-in-the-world/26613/48 "2000-07-29T06:44:08Z")
> [@](#): > > Hey, exactly how does one get sperm from a mouse? You ask nicely, silly. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2000, 6:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-hawaii-have-the-most-beautiful-people-in-the-world/26613/49 "2000-07-29T06:52:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Myrr21 \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > Hey, exactly how does one get sperm from a mouse? > > You ask nicely, silly. 😃 \*\* Those mice better be damned cute, buster! ---
**Author:** ![Myrr21](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Myrr21](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myrr21)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2000, 6:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-hawaii-have-the-most-beautiful-people-in-the-world/26613/50 "2000-07-29T06:56:23Z")
Umm, I’m not sure exaclty what you’re reading into my post, and I’m not sure I \* want \* to know… 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-hawaii-have-the-most-beautiful-people-in-the-world/26613.md?page=2)