# Does Hillary have a body double?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-hillary-have-a-body-double/765935>\
**Category:** Politics & Elections\
**Created:** [September 14, 2016, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-hillary-have-a-body-double/765935 "2016-09-14T15:14:43Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Urbanredneck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/ea5d25/32.png) [@Urbanredneck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Urbanredneck)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2016, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-hillary-have-a-body-double/765935/1 "2016-09-14T15:14:43Z")

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It’s a [weird idea](http://www.bizpacreview.com/2016/09/12/hillarys-body-double-trends-previously-limp-clinton-spryly-pops-daughters-apartment-389655) going around the web but you have to admit the Hillary who fainted and had to be carried to her car at the 9/11 event and the Hilary who emerged later do look like 2 different people. Different clothes, jewelry, lips, thinner and where is her usual secret service detail?

I seriously doubt it but it is interesting and not outside the realm of possibilities.

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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2016, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-hillary-have-a-body-double/765935/2 "2016-09-14T15:16:22Z")

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No, she doesn’t, and yes, it is outside of the realm of possibility.

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**Author:** ![skdo23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@skdo23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/skdo23)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2016, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-hillary-have-a-body-double/765935/3 "2016-09-14T15:19:54Z")

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> [@kunilou](#):
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> No, she doesn’t, and yes, it is outside of the realm of possibility.

Her usual detail? I believe that the SS agent she was with after leaving Chelsea’s apartment was the same one shown standing behind Bill on his left during the convention.

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2016, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-hillary-have-a-body-double/765935/4 "2016-09-14T15:22:02Z")

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> [@Urbanredneck](#):
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> It’s a [weird idea](http://www.bizpacreview.com/2016/09/12/hillarys-body-double-trends-previously-limp-clinton-spryly-pops-daughters-apartment-389655) going around the web but you have to admit the Hillary who fainted and had to be carried to her car at the 9/11 event and the Hilary who emerged later do look like 2 different people. Different clothes, jewelry, lips, thinner and where is her usual secret service detail?
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> I seriously doubt it but it is interesting and not outside the realm of possibilities.

It’s not a “weird idea”-it’s a nasty rumor without any foundation, spread by desperate people without scruples.

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2016, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-hillary-have-a-body-double/765935/5 "2016-09-14T15:23:42Z")

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No.

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**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2016, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-hillary-have-a-body-double/765935/6 "2016-09-14T15:26:11Z")

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> [@Urbanredneck](#):
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> It’s a [weird idea](http://www.bizpacreview.com/2016/09/12/hillarys-body-double-trends-previously-limp-clinton-spryly-pops-daughters-apartment-389655) going around the web but you have to admit the Hillary who fainted and had to be carried to her car at the 9/11 event and the Hilary who emerged later do look like 2 different people. Different clothes, jewelry, lips, thinner and where is her usual secret service detail?
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> I seriously doubt it but it is interesting and not outside the realm of possibilities.

They might have had different clothes (shockingly, I’m wearing different clothes than I was 4 hours ago!), but the rest is nonsense. Or she’s a lizard-robot from space.

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**Author:** ![Randolph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Randolph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Randolph)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2016, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-hillary-have-a-body-double/765935/7 "2016-09-14T15:27:52Z")

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**Urbanredneck** , can’t you just go cry in the corner or something? Must we all be a part of these therapy sessions?

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**Author:** ![skdo23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@skdo23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/skdo23)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2016, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-hillary-have-a-body-double/765935/8 "2016-09-14T15:28:12Z")

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[del]It’s a weird idea going around the web but you have to admit[/del] Many people are saying that the Hillary who fainted and had to be carried to her car at the 9/11 event and the Hilary who emerged later do look like 2 different people.

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**Author:** ![CarnalK](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnalk/32/486_2.png) [@CarnalK](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CarnalK)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2016, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-hillary-have-a-body-double/765935/9 "2016-09-14T15:29:08Z")

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This is such a stupid idea that I predict this thread will only get a hundred replies to rebut it. 150 tops.

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**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2016, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-hillary-have-a-body-double/765935/10 "2016-09-14T15:29:31Z")

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Holographic projection. Chinese satellites. Mind control.  
It’s simple really.

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2016, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-hillary-have-a-body-double/765935/11 "2016-09-14T15:32:44Z")

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> [@CarnalK](#):
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> This is such a stupid idea that I predict this thread will only get a hundred replies to rebut it. 150 tops.

My last response is just this:

**Urbanredneck** , is JAQing off really the only thing you’ve got left?

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**Author:** ![Leo\_Krupe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@Leo\_Krupe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Krupe)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2016, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-hillary-have-a-body-double/765935/12 "2016-09-14T15:49:57Z")

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> [@Morgenstern](#):
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> Holographic projection. Chinese satellites. Mind control.  
> It’s simple really.

Shapeshifters. You forgot shapeshifters from Dimension Zalu Draculi.

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**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2016, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-hillary-have-a-body-double/765935/13 "2016-09-14T15:53:32Z")

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Who cares if she does. I saw a movie once, (_[Dave,](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dave_(film))_ I think), where the President’s body double did an outstanding job. Everything will be okay either way.

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**Author:** ![Velocity](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/velocity/32/18006_2.png) [@Velocity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Velocity)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2016, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-hillary-have-a-body-double/765935/14 "2016-09-14T15:56:26Z")

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I would like to know the double’s view on the Trans-Pacific Partnership.

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**Author:** ![Crybaby\_Boobie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crybaby_boobie/32/545_2.png) [@Crybaby\_Boobie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crybaby_Boobie)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2016, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-hillary-have-a-body-double/765935/15 "2016-09-14T15:59:32Z")

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In Dave, the body double did a better job than the president did. I say, vote yes for H2! Or Hiillary (if you want to use Star Wars EU naming conventions).

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2016, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-hillary-have-a-body-double/765935/16 "2016-09-14T15:59:43Z")

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She looked like a different person when she emerged because she wasn’t fainting at the time.

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2016, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-hillary-have-a-body-double/765935/17 "2016-09-14T16:04:48Z")

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> [@Chronos](#):
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> She looked like a different person when she emerged because she wasn’t fainting at the time.

Couldn’t quite put my finger on it, but I think you’re right about this one.

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2016, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-hillary-have-a-body-double/765935/18 "2016-09-14T16:08:25Z")

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If there _are_ body double(s), I’ll bet Bill has checked them out thoroughly.😃

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**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2016, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-hillary-have-a-body-double/765935/19 "2016-09-14T16:17:10Z")

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> [@Urbanredneck](#):
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> It’s a [weird idea](http://www.bizpacreview.com/2016/09/12/hillarys-body-double-trends-previously-limp-clinton-spryly-pops-daughters-apartment-389655) going around the web but you have to admit the Hillary who fainted and had to be carried to her car at the 9/11 event and the Hilary who emerged later do look like 2 different people.

A fuzzy washed out photograph doesn’t show as many wrinkles as a more clear one. Also a pan suit that goes in at the waist makes you look slimmer than one that hangs straight down. Color me unimpressed.

Also it isn’t like people only saw her from afar, she talked with people and posed for pictures. So unless her body double that has been specially trained to match her voice patterns, and which she keeps around under wraps for just such an occasion as collapsing in public, it seems very unlikely. And on the other hand if she is the sort of person who has a body double that has been specially trained to match her voice patterns, and which she keeps around under wraps for just such an occasion as collapsing in public she would just the sort of ready for everything detail oriented woman I would want in the white house.

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**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2016, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-hillary-have-a-body-double/765935/20 "2016-09-14T16:22:18Z")

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> [@CarnalK](#):
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> This is such a stupid idea that I predict this thread will only get a hundred replies to rebut it. 150 tops.

Hey, its fun hitting slow floating softballs served right over the plate. Its why people go to batting cages.

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