# Does Hillary have a body double?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-hillary-have-a-body-double/765935>\
**Category:** Politics & Elections\
**Created:** [September 14, 2016, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-hillary-have-a-body-double/765935 "2016-09-14T15:14:43Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Randolph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Randolph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Randolph)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2016, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-hillary-have-a-body-double/765935/41 "2016-09-14T18:55:23Z")

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> [@Loach](#):
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> The stupidity of this is that they would need to find someone who looked exactly like Hilary. Like closer than a twin. Pretty much impossible to find someone who will stand up to scrutiny.

Well, duh, that’s why they had to build the robot.

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**Author:** ![magnusblitz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b4bc9f/32.png) [@magnusblitz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/magnusblitz)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2016, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-hillary-have-a-body-double/765935/42 "2016-09-14T19:05:48Z")

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For anyone who isn’t aware of how clothing and a bad photo can change how someone’s weight looks, here’s a similar situation for Cowboys QB [Tony Romo](http://sportsday.dallasnews.com/dallas-cowboys/cowboys/2016/07/30/tony-romo-overweight) earlier this year.

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**Author:** ![Bone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bone/32/407_2.png) [@Bone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bone)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2016, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-hillary-have-a-body-double/765935/43 "2016-09-14T19:12:58Z")

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It didn’t work out so well for Queen Amidala’s decoy.

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**Author:** ![chappachula](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d2c977/32.png) [@chappachula](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chappachula)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2016, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-hillary-have-a-body-double/765935/44 "2016-09-14T19:28:56Z")

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> [@Pearl\_Clutching\_Provocateur](#):
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> In the video, Hillary is the first person to emerge from the front door of the lobby. … the secret service was negligent **Photo ops are well staged and planned.**

ummm–did you notice that in the video there is a small crowd of cheering fans–but none of them try to approach her, to shake her hand, etc.? Even the young girl who runs up to Clinton is alone–the mother does not try to follow her own child.  
You know why?  
_Because the photo op was well staged and planned._

The security people had obviously cleared the sidewalk before Clinton opened the door to leave the building. They had a barrier to keep well-wishers away. They had also had 4 hours—plenty of time to check out the entire neighborhood, block traffic if necessary, place snipers on the rooftops, etc,etc.

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**Author:** ![DoctorJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctorj/32/2904_2.png) [@DoctorJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DoctorJ)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2016, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-hillary-have-a-body-double/765935/45 "2016-09-14T19:33:09Z")

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> [@Pearl\_Clutching\_Provocateur](#):
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> In fact, Pharma Bro, Martin Shkreli, was outside shouting at her.

And nobody took a shot? Missed opportunity there.

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**Author:** ![CarnalK](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnalk/32/486_2.png) [@CarnalK](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CarnalK)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2016, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-hillary-have-a-body-double/765935/46 "2016-09-14T20:13:20Z")

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What the holy fuck? Why would a guy who’s worth $50M and out on bail for fraud charges be heckling a presidential candidate on the sidewalk?

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2016, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-hillary-have-a-body-double/765935/47 "2016-09-14T20:41:05Z")

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Rumors suggest that he may be a giant asshole.

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**Author:** ![CarnalK](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnalk/32/486_2.png) [@CarnalK](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CarnalK)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2016, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-hillary-have-a-body-double/765935/48 "2016-09-14T20:45:07Z")

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> [@elucidator](#):
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> Rumors suggest that he may be a giant asshole.

But millionaire giant assholes do a call in interview on Fox while getting blowjobs from Costa Rican prostitutes after doing a line of coke. Yelling on the sidewalk within reach of the Secret Service is what poor giant assholes do.

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2016, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-hillary-have-a-body-double/765935/49 "2016-09-14T20:48:24Z")

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> [@](#):
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> …do a call in interview on Fox while getting blowjobs from Costa Rican prostitutes after doing a line of coke…

Well, sure, but even that can get wearisome, then you cut back on the interviews.

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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2016, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-hillary-have-a-body-double/765935/50 "2016-09-14T20:49:58Z")

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> [@Happy\_Lendervedder](#):
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> No.

Whoa. She does her own stunts? 🆒

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**Author:** ![CarnalK](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnalk/32/486_2.png) [@CarnalK](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CarnalK)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2016, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-hillary-have-a-body-double/765935/51 "2016-09-14T20:54:23Z")

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Lawyer: ok, we got your bail down to $5M. Now just don’t do anything stupid or leave the country until the trial.

Shkreli: I was going to heckle a presidential candidate on the sidewalk as she leaves her daughter’s house. Is that cool?

Lawyer: Hmm, you know what? Maybe go to Costa Rica.

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**Author:** ![Randolph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Randolph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Randolph)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2016, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-hillary-have-a-body-double/765935/52 "2016-09-14T21:26:57Z")

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Shkreli: [Me. Me. Me Me Me. Me! Me! Me ME ME!!! MEEEEEE!!!]

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**Author:** ![Musicat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/musicat/32/20189_2.png) [@Musicat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Musicat)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2016, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-hillary-have-a-body-double/765935/53 "2016-09-14T21:53:07Z")

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Body doubles only work in Hollywood.

Think about it.

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**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2016, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-hillary-have-a-body-double/765935/54 "2016-09-14T22:02:09Z")

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> [@Loach](#):
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> The stupidity of this is that they would need to find someone who looked exactly like Hilary. Like closer than a twin. Pretty much impossible to find someone who will stand up to scrutiny.

Not just look like her. She talked, too.

Though I will add that a body double can also be someone who looks like the person well enough from a distance, or when filmed from the behind. Or when you need a closeup of multiple body parts (besides the face). It’s not always nude scenes.

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**Author:** ![Lok](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e8c25b/32.png) [@Lok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lok)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2016, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-hillary-have-a-body-double/765935/55 "2016-09-14T22:04:00Z")

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> [@Leo\_Krupe](#):
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> Shapeshifters. You forgot shapeshifters from Dimension Zalu Draculi.

The Zalu Draculi are not actually shapeshifters. It is the Mn’Teiknl from the 3rd Cluster who are using their abilities to blame the Draculi.

Unless it is a Jupiter spy. :eek:

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**Author:** ![penultima\_thule](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/penultima_thule/32/3833_2.png) [@penultima\_thule](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/penultima_thule)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2016, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-hillary-have-a-body-double/765935/56 "2016-09-14T22:41:31Z")

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> [@Urbanredneck](#):
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> Different clothes, jewelry, lips, thinner and where is her usual secret service detail?

How about we spin it the other way?

Given the Clinton are incorrigible charlatans of the first water and are employing a professional body double so as to perpetrate a psephology con on the great merkin voting public, don’t you think that key to avoiding a fundamental non-continuity such as the body double not looking precisely as the original would be rigorous scrutiny as SOP before any appearance?

They knew she was unwell, you think they hadn’t gamed that possibility out?

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**Author:** ![leftfield6](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leftfield6/32/18780_2.png) [@leftfield6](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/leftfield6)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2016, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-hillary-have-a-body-double/765935/57 "2016-09-14T23:09:30Z")

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> [@elucidator](#):
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> Rumors suggest that he may be a giant asshole.

Pretty sure that’s more than a rumor. He is actually a colossal asshole. He may be the black hole of assholes. That’s an asshole of such mass it begins sucking all assholeness into it.

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**Author:** ![amarinth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3be4f8/32.png) [@amarinth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/amarinth)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2016, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-hillary-have-a-body-double/765935/58 "2016-09-14T23:25:14Z")

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> [@Crybaby\_Boobie](#):
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> In Dave, the body double did a better job than the president did. I say, vote yes for H2! Or Hiillary (if you want to use Star Wars EU naming conventions).

“Twillary.”

I’m still with them.

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2016, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-hillary-have-a-body-double/765935/59 "2016-09-14T23:26:42Z")

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> [@](#):
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> Pretty sure that’s more than a rumor. He is actually a colossal asshole. He may be the black hole of assholes. That’s an asshole of such mass it begins sucking all assholeness into it.

He has a brown event horizon?

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**Author:** ![Sage\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sage_rat/32/399_2.png) [@Sage\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sage_Rat)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2016, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-hillary-have-a-body-double/765935/60 "2016-09-15T01:10:43Z")

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I didn’t bother to read the text of the article, but the one close-up shot of two faces - which I assume to be her and the “double” - both have a small blemish just to the middle-right on the forehead. Granted, it’s a bit hard to make out in one since the image is a bit blurry, but it seems to be there. The shape of the chin is the same, the cutoff point at which her cheeks turn into that parentheses-shaped crease around the mouth (do we have a word for that in English?) is at the same location. The bridge of her brow follows the exact same line.

Basically, it would have to be a clone more than just a body-double. So if she does have one, these photos don’t seem to include one.

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