# Does Madonna (the singer) look more and more like an old whore?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-madonna-the-singer-look-more-and-more-like-an-old-whore/603431>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [November 19, 2011, 9:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-madonna-the-singer-look-more-and-more-like-an-old-whore/603431 "2011-11-19T09:07:42Z")\
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**Author:** ![lost4life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c4cdca/32.png) [@lost4life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lost4life)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2011, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-madonna-the-singer-look-more-and-more-like-an-old-whore/603431/21 "2011-11-19T15:41:37Z")

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> [@Brown\_Eyed\_Girl](#):
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> [This](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theodora_%286th_century%29) is an old whore.

Meh, I’d hit it.

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**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2011, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-madonna-the-singer-look-more-and-more-like-an-old-whore/603431/22 "2011-11-19T15:50:43Z")

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[How about this old whore?](http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTMyNTI2NzkzOF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwMDc0MDUwMg@@._V1._SX360_SY540_.jpg)

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2011, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-madonna-the-singer-look-more-and-more-like-an-old-whore/603431/23 "2011-11-19T16:07:01Z")

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> [@RogerDalien](#):
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> [http://i.huffpost.com/gen/410860/thumbs/s-MADONNA-large300.jpg](http://i.huffpost.com/gen/410860/thumbs/s-MADONNA-large300.jpg)
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> THis suggest that the answer might be: YES.

Does anyone else find this statement ageist, sexist, and a Madonna/whore stereotype?

THis\*(sic)\* suggest\*(sic)\* that the answer might be: YES _(sick)_

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**Author:** ![Bridget\_Burke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7cd45c/32.png) [@Bridget\_Burke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bridget_Burke)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2011, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-madonna-the-singer-look-more-and-more-like-an-old-whore/603431/24 "2011-11-19T16:10:34Z")

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No.

How many old whores do you actually know?

ETA: Why do you only start threads that you never return to? And never post in other threads?

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**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2011, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-madonna-the-singer-look-more-and-more-like-an-old-whore/603431/25 "2011-11-19T16:17:57Z")

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For reference [Here’s a picture of an old whore.](http://www.justsickshit.com/wp-content/gallery/crystal-meth-sick/crystal_meth_makeover.jpg)

Nope, Madonna doesn’t look anything like an old whore.

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**Author:** ![C.Montgomery\_Burns](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ecd19e/32.png) [@C.Montgomery\_Burns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/C.Montgomery_Burns)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2011, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-madonna-the-singer-look-more-and-more-like-an-old-whore/603431/26 "2011-11-19T16:19:54Z")

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Madonna is at the point where she looks ridiculous trying to deny the fact that she’s aging. Not as bad as say, Dolly Parton, but definitely too old to be dressing like a stripper and trying to convince people she’s still hot.

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**Author:** ![SciFiSam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/47e85d/32.png) [@SciFiSam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SciFiSam)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2011, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-madonna-the-singer-look-more-and-more-like-an-old-whore/603431/27 "2011-11-19T16:26:43Z")

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> [@Capitaine\_Zombie](#):
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> I’m not sure this is as devastating an argument as you think it is.

Devastating? Dude, it’s a silly thread aimed at making nasty comments about a woman’s appearance (and using a sexually loaded word to do so) - it’s not worth the effort of devastating arguments.

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**Author:** ![nudgenudge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9f8e36/32.png) [@nudgenudge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nudgenudge)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2011, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-madonna-the-singer-look-more-and-more-like-an-old-whore/603431/28 "2011-11-19T16:53:07Z")

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The funny thing is, I’ve never thought Madonna was particularly good-looking, but she looks great in the OP’s link. Should have picked a better (i.e. worse) photo, of which there are many.

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2011, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-madonna-the-singer-look-more-and-more-like-an-old-whore/603431/29 "2011-11-19T18:15:56Z")

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She tautologically looks exactly like at least one old whore.

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**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2011, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-madonna-the-singer-look-more-and-more-like-an-old-whore/603431/30 "2011-11-19T18:40:09Z")

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> [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](#):
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> I think she’s starting to look like Hilary Clinton.

She does!

While were woman-bashing about looks, what’s up with [Hillary’s do](http://articles.cnn.com/2011-11-18/asia/world_asia_us-clinton-myanmar_1_aung-din-suu-kyi-s-national-league-aung-san-suu-kyi?_s=PM:ASIA) of late? Seems like she was changing it every 6 months, but now she just goes for the blonde “That Girl” look. As though she just finally said “I give up”.

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2011, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-madonna-the-singer-look-more-and-more-like-an-old-whore/603431/31 "2011-11-19T18:49:01Z")

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Is this that slut-shaming I’ve heard so much about?

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**Author:** ![Candyman74](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ad7895/32.png) [@Candyman74](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Candyman74)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2011, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-madonna-the-singer-look-more-and-more-like-an-old-whore/603431/32 "2011-11-19T18:52:36Z")

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She’s, what, in her 50s now? She looks a lot better than most people in their 50s that I see on a daily basis. Good for her; why not?

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**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2011, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-madonna-the-singer-look-more-and-more-like-an-old-whore/603431/33 "2011-11-19T19:01:06Z")

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> [@John\_Mace](#):
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> She does!
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> While were woman-bashing about looks, what’s up with [Hillary’s do](http://articles.cnn.com/2011-11-18/asia/world_asia_us-clinton-myanmar_1_aung-din-suu-kyi-s-national-league-aung-san-suu-kyi?_s=PM:ASIA) of late? Seems like she was changing it every 6 months, but now she just goes for the blonde “That Girl” look. As though she just finally said “I give up”.

Well if you find that 'do to love and only one 'do to love, it’ll be that 'do too-- That 'do!

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**Author:** ![Lust4Life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ecc23a/32.png) [@Lust4Life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lust4Life)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2011, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-madonna-the-singer-look-more-and-more-like-an-old-whore/603431/34 "2011-11-19T19:01:57Z")

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I used to fancy her quite a bit, but I saw a picture of her upper arm and shoulder(along with the rest of her of course) and overdoing it at the gym made the mass of small muscles a rather revolting sight.

And the teen love songs seem a bit silly now.

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**Author:** ![Brown\_Eyed\_Girl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/brown_eyed_girl/32/3574_2.png) [@Brown\_Eyed\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brown_Eyed_Girl)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2011, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-madonna-the-singer-look-more-and-more-like-an-old-whore/603431/35 "2011-11-19T19:01:59Z")

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> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#):
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> Is this that slut-shaming I’ve heard so much about?

I don’t think so. Considering the picture chosen by the OP, I think that the old whore is holding up quite nicely. If only we all had the money to look so good… 😉

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**Author:** ![Musicat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/musicat/32/20189_2.png) [@Musicat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Musicat)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2011, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-madonna-the-singer-look-more-and-more-like-an-old-whore/603431/36 "2011-11-19T19:06:49Z")

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Well, an old whore is often a madam. And it’s only a short step from madonna to madam.

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**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2011, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-madonna-the-singer-look-more-and-more-like-an-old-whore/603431/37 "2011-11-19T19:07:09Z")

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Rawr, this woman is richer than most people and she got there by letting us ogle her body. Down with this sort of thing! (I don’t really understand why it’s so important that famous people get vilified as sluts and whores when they haven’t engaged in prostitution as it’s commonly understood to be. What exactly did she do to deserve being called a whore? Is it because she sings some raunchy songs? Because she defies traditional judeo-christian beliefs about appropriate behavior?)

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**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2011, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-madonna-the-singer-look-more-and-more-like-an-old-whore/603431/38 "2011-11-19T19:15:03Z")

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> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#):
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> Is this that slut-shaming I’ve heard so much about?

Not quite. It’s more shaming of someone for dressing like she’s younger than she appears. It’s closer to making fun of someone over 30 for wearing short shorts.

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**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2011, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-madonna-the-singer-look-more-and-more-like-an-old-whore/603431/39 "2011-11-19T19:22:27Z")

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How do you know if you’re dressing too young? It’s sort of subjective.

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**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2011, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-madonna-the-singer-look-more-and-more-like-an-old-whore/603431/40 "2011-11-19T19:25:37Z")

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Apparently, they call you an old whore to let you know.

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