# Does "Repairman visits woman's house" Porn even exist?? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 21, 2009, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-repairman-visits-womans-house-porn-even-exist/522126 "2009-12-21T23:22:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2009, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-repairman-visits-womans-house-porn-even-exist/522126/21 "2009-12-22T13:10:29Z")
> [@aruvqan](#): > > I rather found the [Ribald Tales of Canterbury](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0089917/) hysterical Specially for the little-known historic trivia that 14th-century England had invented Serta innerspring mattresses 😛 But the thing is, the “plumber” scene (as well as the “pizza delivery guy” scene and others of its ilk) were staples of old-school porn _ **shorts** _, and later when the move was made to “feature film” porn, they were incorporated as scenes and side-plots in many, but not all. ---
**Author:** ![dhkendall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9adbd/32.png) [@dhkendall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dhkendall)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2009, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-repairman-visits-womans-house-porn-even-exist/522126/22 "2009-12-22T14:54:51Z")
I’ve seen one of recent vintage (ie this decade) - MILF calls dishwasher repairman, repairman says it’ll cost a lot more, MILF says “is there anythign I can do to bring the price down?” … bom chicka wow wow! I might have been able to find it on a Google video search, but I’d have to look. Not attemtping to do it here from work, though. Stay tuned for further developments. In the meantime, enjoy this musical number: “Grab your dick and double click for porn, porn, porn!” ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2009, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-repairman-visits-womans-house-porn-even-exist/522126/23 "2009-12-22T15:15:27Z")
I’ve seen tons of this kind of porn, and most of it is modern. Pool guy, pizza delivery guy, cable guy, whatever. Funny, it seems that the young ladies are never able to pay for the services they receive. Not in cash, anyway. A favorite plot is one where a school teacher (usually 22-24 years old) is about to fail a student (usually 19-22 years old), and she has to do SOMETHING to get a good grade. Boom-chicka-wow-wow. ---
**Author:** ![Markxxx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5daacb/32.png) [@Markxxx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Markxxx)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2009, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-repairman-visits-womans-house-porn-even-exist/522126/24 "2009-12-22T15:47:57Z")
It happens in gay porn all the time. The plot is the straight guy is waiting for the cable guy or plumber who shows up and then the straight guys watches the plumber (or whoever) and then offers him a beer. The straight guy takes it and then drinks a few more and says “I better not have another beer or I won’t know WHAT I’m doing.” Cue the music for the preditory homosexual to take over 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Zeriel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/58956e/32.png) [@Zeriel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeriel)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2009, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-repairman-visits-womans-house-porn-even-exist/522126/25 "2009-12-22T15:52:01Z")
I find that in more modern settings it’s the most “respectable” and most “amateur” productions that have plots-- “I just need a place to stay for a few days, but I don’t have any money, can we make an _arrangement_ for rent?” is common in the latter, as is the old standby of “grade inflation the sexy way” student/teacher porn, but not a lot of repairmen. For the former, Penthouse and Hustler at least try to make marginal plots, but especially in the case of Hustler it’s like **JRDelirious** says and it’s mostly done when they make films that are essentially collections of shorts with a unifying theme for the ladies. ---
**Author:** ![aruvqan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aruvqan/32/2891_2.png) [@aruvqan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aruvqan)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2009, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-repairman-visits-womans-house-porn-even-exist/522126/26 "2009-12-22T18:23:17Z")
> [@JRDelirious](#): > > Specially for the little-known historic trivia that 14th-century England had invented Serta innerspring mattresses 😛 > > But the thing is, the “plumber” scene (as well as the “pizza delivery guy” scene and others of its ilk) were staples of old-school porn _ **shorts** _, and later when the move was made to “feature film” porn, they were incorporated as scenes and side-plots in many, but not all. actually I believe they filmed it in a renn village scene, I actually dont remember a serta mattress … I remember a round topped chest, a pallet on the ground in a tent, a pallet on the floor in a mill loft, a rope bed with a sack type mattress … though the large rope bed could be mistaken for a modern mattress. Oh, and a hayloft. I may have to dig it out, figure out if we have a vcr left that works and watch it =) ---
**Author:** ![fandango](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b5ac83/32.png) [@fandango](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fandango)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2009, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-repairman-visits-womans-house-porn-even-exist/522126/27 "2009-12-22T19:52:08Z")
You have to remember in porn in the 70s everyone was a lot hairier than today–consequently you’d get more hair clogs and have to call the plumber more often. Right? ---
**Author:** ![control-z](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/eada6e/32.png) [@control-z](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/control-z)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2009, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-repairman-visits-womans-house-porn-even-exist/522126/28 "2009-12-22T20:49:24Z")
> [@congodwarf](#): > > Because it’s funny! > > I saw one with a laugh track once. I don’t know if it was supposed to have one or if it was just bad editing. Every time the ghost started banging a woman, the laughing would start. I remember a movie like that, it was called Fresh Meat: A Ghost Story. It was weird and somewhat inventive for a porn movie, almost like an Oliver Stone movie such as Natural Born Killers. Not sure who exactly was a ghost in the movie, but it was one of my favs back when I had a collection of VHS movies. ---
**Author:** ![Quercus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/7ab992/32.png) [@Quercus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quercus)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2009, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-repairman-visits-womans-house-porn-even-exist/522126/29 "2009-12-22T20:58:51Z")
> [@fandango](#): > > You have to remember in porn in the 70s everyone was a lot hairier than today–consequently you’d get more hair clogs and have to call the plumber more often. > > Right? I just looked at the forum title after reading this and saw “Mundane Pointless Stuff I Must Shave”. Now I’m imagining posts in that forum. ---
**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2009, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-repairman-visits-womans-house-porn-even-exist/522126/30 "2009-12-22T21:19:26Z")
I wonder where the heck the OP is getting his porn. Out of curriousity, I went to tube 8 and typed in “pizza” on the search funtion and got 12 videos of “pizza boy” get’n lucky. I think the OP needs to learn what “A lot of porn” means. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2009, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-repairman-visits-womans-house-porn-even-exist/522126/31 "2009-12-22T21:27:04Z")
My favorite porno plot to date is still the one where a couple of girls are on a field trip, and sneak off to go get back on the bus. Their teacher tracks them down and then wonders what they’ve been up to. He accuses them of smoking pot, which they deny. He doesn’t believe them and asks to smell their fingers. Boom chicka wow wow. ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2009, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-repairman-visits-womans-house-porn-even-exist/522126/32 "2009-12-22T21:47:12Z")
I saw part of a knock-off of _Married… With Children_, of Kelly solo. The first few minutes was a mundane scene of the characters in the house, and it had me cracking up because the guy playing Al had the mannerisms down pat. Sadly, once it got to Kelly doing herself, it was so over-the-top fake I turned it off in disgust halfway through. ---
**Author:** ![Mk\_VII](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Mk\_VII](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mk_VII)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-repairman-visits-womans-house-porn-even-exist/522126/33 "2009-12-23T22:08:22Z")
There was a Grolsch beer commercial that spoofed porn movies like this. “Stop, stop, this blue movie isn’t ready yet. Where’s his mustache? And why is he _fixing_ the frigidaire?” ---
**Author:** ![Mister\_Rik](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mister_rik/32/491_2.png) [@Mister\_Rik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mister_Rik)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2009, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-repairman-visits-womans-house-porn-even-exist/522126/34 "2009-12-24T03:58:31Z")
> [@Lobsang](#): > > As an aside - I can’t remember ever seeing a porn film where the participants _didn’t_ have the kind of facial expressions that the rest of us have while doing difficult chores or having a shit. They certainly never look like there is any pleasure in it for them. And that’s a shame. I was watching one on Nubiles dot net where the young lady looked to honestly be getting off and thoroughly enjoying herself - it was convincing and realistic. Meanwhile, the effect was ruined by the male “actor” who had this look on his face like, “Why is she acting like that?” > [@tdn](#): > > My favorite porno plot to date is still the one where a couple of girls are on a field trip, and sneak off to go get back on the bus. Their teacher tracks them down and then wonders what they’ve been up to. He accuses them of smoking pot, which they deny. He doesn’t believe them and asks to smell their fingers. > > Boom chicka wow wow. I remember that one! The girls were super cute, and I recall that the “teacher” had the strangest drastic _downward_ bend in his member. ---
**Author:** ![not\_alice](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_alice/32/7283_2.png) [@not\_alice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_alice)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2009, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-repairman-visits-womans-house-porn-even-exist/522126/35 "2009-12-24T04:17:25Z")
> [@Paul\_in\_Qatar](#): > > Years ago, porn tried to be "real"movies, with plots and actors. But at some point they gave up on that. They discovered people wanted sex scenes and nothing else. Modern porn give them that. Not quite so simple. There is a book called “Hollywood vs. Hard Core: How the struggle over censorship saved the modern film industry” that has quite a different take on it. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2009, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-repairman-visits-womans-house-porn-even-exist/522126/36 "2009-12-24T04:24:07Z")
Yeah, but then you have the porn “parodies” of actual movies like, “Lord of the G-Strings” or “Forrest Hump”. Do those count? ---
**Author:** ![Avarie537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/48db29/32.png) [@Avarie537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Avarie537)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2009, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-repairman-visits-womans-house-porn-even-exist/522126/37 "2009-12-24T18:00:43Z")
Our friends have a lot of porn, but whenever we go over there, most of the women request one particular scene from one particular movie. I think it’s Shane’s World, and they’re on a college campus somewhere. We all like Scene 2 so much because the woman is very obviously NOT faking it. It’s really really hot! I don’t know who the woman is, but the guy is Erik Everhard. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2009, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-repairman-visits-womans-house-porn-even-exist/522126/38 "2009-12-24T18:20:51Z")
> [@blondebear](#): > > The only one I’m aware of is **Logjammin’** with Karl Hungus and Bunny LaJoya. Does he fix the cable? ---
**Author:** ![Snite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Snite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snite)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2009, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-repairman-visits-womans-house-porn-even-exist/522126/39 "2009-12-24T21:25:16Z")
I’m reminded of _The Big Lewbowski_: :::turns tv off::: “You can imagine what happens next.” “He fixes the cable?” ---
**Author:** ![Voyager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voyager/32/133_2.png) [@Voyager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Voyager)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2009, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-repairman-visits-womans-house-porn-even-exist/522126/40 "2009-12-24T21:57:48Z")
> [@Boyo\_Jim](#): > > I’ve seen lots of plumber porn for some reason. Maybe because the guy gets on the floor, and she stands over and/or bends over to talk to him and… An older, funny, porn called “Debbie Duz Dishes” had a scene with Josephine the Plumber (from a popular series of commercials at the time) visiting. A lot of the plot in the mid-70s came from the success of Deep Throat (actually a bunch of shorts spliced together with a small framing plot). In those days having a plot made the movies more acceptable and drew a larger audience, until home video made acceptability unimportant again. Me, I find unplotted porn boring (no pun intended 🙂 ) and have pretty much given up on it. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-repairman-visits-womans-house-porn-even-exist/522126.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-repairman-visits-womans-house-porn-even-exist/522126.md?page=3)