# Does she love me?  I want to know.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-she-love-me-i-want-to-know/259743>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 13, 2004, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-she-love-me-i-want-to-know/259743 "2004-08-13T20:16:43Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 19\
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**Author:** ![JThunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e95f7d/32.png) [@JThunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JThunder)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2004, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-she-love-me-i-want-to-know/259743/1 "2004-08-13T20:16:43Z")

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How can I tell if she loves me so?

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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2004, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-she-love-me-i-want-to-know/259743/2 "2004-08-13T20:30:28Z")

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Is it in her eyes? No, no, you’ll be deceived.  
Is it in her sighs? No, no, she’ll make believe.

Sorry, dude.

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**Author:** ![Lsura](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7993a0/32.png) [@Lsura](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lsura)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2004, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-she-love-me-i-want-to-know/259743/3 "2004-08-13T20:36:47Z")

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Ah, but if you wanna know, if she loves you so, it’s in her kiss.

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**Author:** ![luluBahrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e5b9ba/32.png) [@luluBahrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/luluBahrain)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2004, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-she-love-me-i-want-to-know/259743/4 "2004-08-13T20:38:26Z")

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Yep, that’s where it is. In her kiss.

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2004, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-she-love-me-i-want-to-know/259743/5 "2004-08-13T20:43:01Z")

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We’re not talking about Moms, are we?

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**Author:** ![Misnomer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misnomer/32/14897_2.png) [@Misnomer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Misnomer)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2004, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-she-love-me-i-want-to-know/259743/6 "2004-08-13T20:48:41Z")

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Or, is it in her face?

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**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2004, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-she-love-me-i-want-to-know/259743/7 "2004-08-13T20:48:46Z")

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You can restart the hell that was “A WARNING for the guys…”

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**Author:** ![JThunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e95f7d/32.png) [@JThunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JThunder)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2004, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-she-love-me-i-want-to-know/259743/8 "2004-08-14T14:34:29Z")

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> [@luluBahrain](#):
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> Yep, that’s where it is. In her kiss.

That’s where it is?

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**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2004, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-she-love-me-i-want-to-know/259743/9 "2004-08-14T14:43:54Z")

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Check downunder.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2004, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-she-love-me-i-want-to-know/259743/10 "2004-08-14T14:46:34Z")

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I come from a land downunder.

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**Author:** ![TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tellmei_mnotcrazy/32/3419_2.png) [@TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TellMeI_mNotCrazy)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2004, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-she-love-me-i-want-to-know/259743/11 "2004-08-14T14:48:17Z")

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I hear the women blow and the men chunder there.

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**Author:** ![LeeshaJoy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e8cbc/32.png) [@LeeshaJoy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LeeshaJoy)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2004, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-she-love-me-i-want-to-know/259743/12 "2004-08-14T15:51:26Z")

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Does anyone else hear thunder?

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**Author:** ![noname](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/58f4c7/32.png) [@noname](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/noname)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2004, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-she-love-me-i-want-to-know/259743/13 "2004-08-14T15:58:18Z")

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You are all wrong. Its in the touch. If she is not strangling you, then she loves you. And if she touches you there [Micheal Bolton]deep inside[/Micheal Bolton], then she _really_ you. Thats the rule I go by.

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**Author:** ![noname](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/58f4c7/32.png) [@noname](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/noname)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2004, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-she-love-me-i-want-to-know/259743/14 "2004-08-14T16:44:28Z")

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> [@lieu](#):
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> We’re not talking about Moms, are we?

No, we are talking MAMAs

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**Author:** ![furlibusea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/aca169/32.png) [@furlibusea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furlibusea)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2004, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-she-love-me-i-want-to-know/259743/15 "2004-08-14T17:26:25Z")

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and love between the brothers and the sisters

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**Author:** ![The\_Mad\_Hermit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b5ac83/32.png) [@The\_Mad\_Hermit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mad_Hermit)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2004, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-she-love-me-i-want-to-know/259743/16 "2004-08-14T17:49:35Z")

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She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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**Author:** ![Batsinma\_Belfry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@Batsinma\_Belfry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Batsinma_Belfry)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2004, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-she-love-me-i-want-to-know/259743/17 "2004-08-14T18:14:23Z")

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> [@Hal Briston](#):
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> You can restart the hell that was “A WARNING for the guys…”

Atleast I killed the monster I created.

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**Author:** ![SolGrundy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bbce88/32.png) [@SolGrundy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SolGrundy)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2004, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-she-love-me-i-want-to-know/259743/18 "2004-08-14T19:44:33Z")

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> [@Hal Briston](#):
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> You can restart the hell that was “A WARNING for the guys…”

No, no! That’s not the way! And you’re not listening to what we say!

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**Author:** ![Sunshine\_and\_Smiles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@Sunshine\_and\_Smiles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunshine_and_Smiles)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2004, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-she-love-me-i-want-to-know/259743/19 "2004-08-14T20:07:08Z")

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Look, Hal, I know you think these are the worst of times. I do believe it’s true…

~S&S
