# Does sucking your own dick make you gay? **URL:** \ **Category:** Great Debates\ **Created:** [December 24, 2007, 7:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-sucking-your-own-dick-make-you-gay/431110 "2007-12-24T07:13:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2007, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-sucking-your-own-dick-make-you-gay/431110/21 "2007-12-24T23:35:17Z")
Ron Jeremy mentions auto-fellatio in his [autobiography](http://www.amazon.com/Ron-Jeremy-Hardest-Working-Showbiz/dp/0060840838/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1198539276&sr=8-1). He can do it, but refuses to cum in his own mouth. ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2007, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-sucking-your-own-dick-make-you-gay/431110/22 "2007-12-25T00:18:04Z")
> [@](#): > > Does sucking your own dick make you gay? No, it makes you Plastic Man. ---
**Author:** ![marshmallow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df705f/32.png) [@marshmallow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/marshmallow)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2007, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-sucking-your-own-dick-make-you-gay/431110/23 "2007-12-25T00:49:01Z")
It is fortunate that the vast majority of men will never achieve this difficult feat. Can you imagine the repercussions? The paradigms which hold up entire industries would collapse. The GDP would nosedive. Streets would be half empty, filled only with content, single women going about their daily routine. ---
**Author:** ![Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/96bed5/32.png) [@Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patty_O_Furniture)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2007, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-sucking-your-own-dick-make-you-gay/431110/24 "2007-12-25T02:21:03Z")
Only if biting your own fingernails makes you a cannibal. ---
**Author:** ![levdrakon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@levdrakon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/levdrakon)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2007, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-sucking-your-own-dick-make-you-gay/431110/25 "2007-12-25T02:41:38Z")
> [@](#): > > Does sucking your own dick make you gay? Gosh. Now that you mention it, that could explain me. ---
**Author:** ![E-Sabbath](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e19adc/32.png) [@E-Sabbath](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E-Sabbath)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2007, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-sucking-your-own-dick-make-you-gay/431110/26 "2007-12-25T03:33:00Z")
[QUOTE=silenus] Ron Jeremy mentions auto-fellatio in his [autobiography](http://www.amazon.com/Ron-Jeremy-Hardest-Working-Showbiz/dp/0060840838/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1198539276&sr=8-1). He can do it, but refuses to cum in his own mouth. [/QUOTE] … New and very bad visual image of why they call him the Hedgehog. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2007, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-sucking-your-own-dick-make-you-gay/431110/27 "2007-12-25T05:49:56Z")
Of course it can be done. [Here’s](http://www.solosuck.com) a fairly well-known guy who’s made a small industry out of his talent. Click the yellow link in the center of the page. ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2007, 7:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-sucking-your-own-dick-make-you-gay/431110/28 "2007-12-25T07:21:24Z")
[QUOTE=E-Sabbath] … New and very bad visual image of why they call him the Hedgehog. [/QUOTE] Good god…Terry Pratchett would kill me for what I’m doing to his song in my head… ---
**Author:** ![Parabola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9de0a6/32.png) [@Parabola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Parabola)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2007, 8:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-sucking-your-own-dick-make-you-gay/431110/29 "2007-12-26T08:36:24Z")
There are special receptors in your mouth which, when activated by signals secreted from your penis will cause the switch to flip and you’ll catch the Gay. Recent research seems to implicate a similar mechanism in people born with the Gay, whereby their developing penis and tongue accidentally come into contact causing a signaling cascade resulting in the terrible affliction as well. We’re investigating whether such babies pay inordinate amounts of attention to Bravo. Sorry. ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2007, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-sucking-your-own-dick-make-you-gay/431110/30 "2007-12-26T14:47:42Z")
This is a Great Debate? A Master Debate, maybe. ---
**Author:** ![Acid\_Lamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Acid\_Lamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Acid_Lamp)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2007, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-sucking-your-own-dick-make-you-gay/431110/31 "2007-12-26T14:56:34Z")
I’ve done it. I’m not gay. It is possible if you are flexible and well hung. It is also extremely uncomfortable, enough so that it isn’t really an option for usual masturbatory activities. Now, if you are one of those freaks from the Insane c\*\*ck bros videos, who happen to be around 14 in long, it might be easier of course. ---
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2007, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-sucking-your-own-dick-make-you-gay/431110/32 "2007-12-26T15:14:46Z")
Now, wait a sec. Aren’t we being a little hasty here? If you’re sucking your own cock because you like the feel of lips around your cock, you’re probably not gay (but you might be.) If you’re sucking your own cock because you like the feel of cock in your mouth…that \*might \*just signal something of the non-hetero about you. ---
**Author:** ![LouisB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@LouisB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouisB)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2007, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-sucking-your-own-dick-make-you-gay/431110/33 "2007-12-26T15:19:08Z")
What if you’re not gay but you’d do it if you could? Does that make you a gay wannabe? ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2007, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-sucking-your-own-dick-make-you-gay/431110/34 "2007-12-26T16:45:57Z")
[QUOTE=Lumpy] Sucking your own dick doesn’t make you gay, but I’d definitely question swallowing. [/QUOTE] What if you gave yourself a pearl necklace? That sounds gayer. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2007, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-sucking-your-own-dick-make-you-gay/431110/35 "2007-12-26T17:05:27Z")
I think it depends, at least somewhat, if you are wearing a little black cocktail dress when you recieve said pearls. If you are offering them to yourselve as a blandishment, then you regard yourself as a slut with exquisite taste (or maybe not, don’t have my universal translator handy, so what is “slut” in gayish?). After the fact, of course, it would be considered payment for services rendered, you ho. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Moto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9de0a6/32.png) [@Mr.Moto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Moto)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2007, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-sucking-your-own-dick-make-you-gay/431110/36 "2007-12-26T18:14:48Z")
Anyone who has done this is guilty of incest, pretty much by definition. There’s no closer relation to you than yourself. ---
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2007, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-sucking-your-own-dick-make-you-gay/431110/37 "2007-12-26T18:53:09Z")
[QUOTE=elucidator] I think it depends, at least somewhat, if you are wearing a little black cocktail dress when you recieve said pearls. If you are offering them to yourselve as a blandishment, then you regard yourself as a slut with exquisite taste (or maybe not, don’t have my universal translator handy, so what is “slut” in gayish?). After the fact, of course, it would be considered payment for services rendered, you ho. [/QUOTE] _considers_ That’s not - _reconsiders_ _adusts Sarcasmometer_ _consults Whooshmetron_ _remains puzzled due to ambiguous reads_ Oh, what the hell. _[Links to urban dictionary’s entry for “pearl necklace”.](http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pearl+necklace&page=1)_ ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2007, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-sucking-your-own-dick-make-you-gay/431110/38 "2007-12-26T18:53:36Z")
I, for one, welcome our new Incest Overlords… ---
**Author:** ![nd\_n8](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/439d5e/32.png) [@nd\_n8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nd_n8)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2007, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-sucking-your-own-dick-make-you-gay/431110/39 "2007-12-26T19:34:10Z")
[QUOTE=elucidator] I think it depends, at least somewhat, if you are wearing a little black cocktail dress when you recieve said pearls. If you are offering them to yourselve as a blandishment, then you regard yourself as a slut with exquisite taste (or maybe not, don’t have my universal translator handy, **so what is “slut” in gayish?** ). After the fact, of course, it would be considered payment for services rendered, you ho. [/QUOTE] Andy Dick? ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2007, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-sucking-your-own-dick-make-you-gay/431110/40 "2007-12-26T19:36:11Z")
[QUOTE=marshmallow] It is fortunate that the vast majority of men will never achieve this difficult feat. Can you imagine the repercussions? The paradigms which hold up entire industries would collapse. The GDP would nosedive. Streets would be half empty, filled only with content, single women going about their daily routine. [/QUOTE] George Carlin, watching his dog lick his own balls: “If I could do that, I’d never have to leave the house.” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-sucking-your-own-dick-make-you-gay/431110.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-sucking-your-own-dick-make-you-gay/431110.md?page=3)