# Does the amount of posts you make, make a better poster?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-the-amount-of-posts-you-make-make-a-better-poster/13705>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 10, 2000, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-the-amount-of-posts-you-make-make-a-better-poster/13705 "2000-02-10T05:10:00Z")\
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**Author:** ![Delta-9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3be4f8/32.png) [@Delta-9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Delta-9)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2000, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-the-amount-of-posts-you-make-make-a-better-poster/13705/21 "2000-02-10T19:06:00Z")

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Damn. Er, I mean, I knew that. Yeah, I was just trying to increase my post count. Or something.

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The odds that the bread will fall butter side down are directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.

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**Author:** ![Delta-9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3be4f8/32.png) [@Delta-9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Delta-9)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2000, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-the-amount-of-posts-you-make-make-a-better-poster/13705/22 "2000-02-10T19:07:00Z")

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> Originally posted by Navigator:  
> \*\* I think you got that one backwards.
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> 😃
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> \*\*

I think I got whooshed.

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The odds that the bread will fall butter side down are directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.

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**Author:** ![onesheep](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e495f1/32.png) [@onesheep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/onesheep)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2000, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-the-amount-of-posts-you-make-make-a-better-poster/13705/23 "2000-02-10T19:16:00Z")

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Undoubtedly.

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**Author:** ![Delta-9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3be4f8/32.png) [@Delta-9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Delta-9)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2000, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-the-amount-of-posts-you-make-make-a-better-poster/13705/24 "2000-02-10T19:25:00Z")

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Yes, but I did increase my post count by three.  
😉

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**Author:** ![Navigator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/4af34b/32.png) [@Navigator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Navigator)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2000, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-the-amount-of-posts-you-make-make-a-better-poster/13705/25 "2000-02-10T19:27:00Z")

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> Yes, but I did increase my post count by three.

WOW! Good point… One snappy comeback, netted you more posts…

the preverbial one step forward two steps back…

## I should have split this post into two posts… 😃

† Jon †  
Phillipians 4:13

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**Author:** ![Cooper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/50afbb/32.png) [@Cooper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cooper)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2000, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-the-amount-of-posts-you-make-make-a-better-poster/13705/26 "2000-02-10T20:03:00Z")

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> Cooper…  
> Wait a minute here. I was under the impression this was all one happy group. There are devisions in the whole? You never post anywhere but the debates?

Well, sure. But I for example almost never read or post in MPSIMS, and never at all in the pit. Some people never post in debates (and I understand why). Some people always post GD questions in GQ.

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**Author:** ![Delta-9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3be4f8/32.png) [@Delta-9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Delta-9)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2000, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-the-amount-of-posts-you-make-make-a-better-poster/13705/27 "2000-02-10T20:10:00Z")

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> [@](#):
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> Originally posted by Navigator:  
> \*\* WOW! Good point… One snappy comeback, netted you more posts…
> 
> the preverbial one step forward two steps back…
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> I should have split this post into two posts…  
> 😃  
> \*\*

## Nope. Ain’t gonna touch it. ::crawls back under rock::

The odds that the bread will fall butter side down are directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.

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**Author:** ![Bucky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Bucky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bucky)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2000, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-the-amount-of-posts-you-make-make-a-better-poster/13705/28 "2000-02-10T20:15:00Z")

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Obviously the number of posts is meaningless.

Bucky

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Oh, well. We can always make more killbots.

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**Author:** ![Bucky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Bucky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bucky)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2000, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-the-amount-of-posts-you-make-make-a-better-poster/13705/29 "2000-02-10T20:17:00Z")

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Changed my mind. Number of posts is very important.

Bucky

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Oh, well. We can always make more killbots.

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**Author:** ![Bucky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Bucky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bucky)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2000, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-the-amount-of-posts-you-make-make-a-better-poster/13705/30 "2000-02-10T20:18:00Z")

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Who am I kidding? It’s quality, not quantity!

Bucky

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Oh, well. We can always make more killbots.

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**Author:** ![Bucky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Bucky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bucky)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2000, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-the-amount-of-posts-you-make-make-a-better-poster/13705/31 "2000-02-10T20:19:00Z")

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Still, there’s a lot to be said for being prolific.

Bucky

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Oh, well. We can always make more killbots.

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**Author:** ![Bucky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Bucky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bucky)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2000, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-the-amount-of-posts-you-make-make-a-better-poster/13705/32 "2000-02-10T20:20:00Z")

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Oh, well. We can always make more killbots.

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**Author:** ![Navigator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/4af34b/32.png) [@Navigator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Navigator)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2000, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-the-amount-of-posts-you-make-make-a-better-poster/13705/33 "2000-02-10T20:22:00Z")

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sheeesh… I’m disgusted… no debate… no contreversy…

Next thing ya know they’ll be sneaking in Root Beer, and eating pistachios…

[cha-ching]

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† Jon †  
Phillipians 4:13

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**Author:** ![Delta-9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3be4f8/32.png) [@Delta-9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Delta-9)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2000, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-the-amount-of-posts-you-make-make-a-better-poster/13705/34 "2000-02-10T20:35:00Z")

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Nav,

Let me know when you find debate and we’ll go fishing, 'kay?

Ba-dump, crash.

I’ll be here all week, folks. Don’t forget to tip the waitress.

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The odds that the bread will fall butter side down are directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.

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**Author:** ![StrTrkr777](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/fbc32d/32.png) [@StrTrkr777](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StrTrkr777)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2000, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-the-amount-of-posts-you-make-make-a-better-poster/13705/35 "2000-02-10T20:39:00Z")

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Gaudere, could you post a link to pictures of your being a bodacious babe in a bikini?

If so then we could objectively rate you as to whether or not you have the potential of becoming a good poster.

I think you have the potential, but to be really objective one must see the pictures and then decide. It is all in the name of science.

Jeffery

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**Author:** ![Scylla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@Scylla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scylla)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2000, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-the-amount-of-posts-you-make-make-a-better-poster/13705/36 "2000-02-10T20:45:00Z")

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You need the fast car and slogan in the picture too ok? Please do this before you move this thread to MPSIMS.

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**Author:** ![Navigator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/4af34b/32.png) [@Navigator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Navigator)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2000, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-the-amount-of-posts-you-make-make-a-better-poster/13705/37 "2000-02-10T20:46:00Z")

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Mr/Mz 9: ROTFLOL

Jeff, good point, we need objective data if we want to be able to form an objective opinion.

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† Jon †  
Phillipians 4:13

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**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2000, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-the-amount-of-posts-you-make-make-a-better-poster/13705/38 "2000-02-10T20:50:00Z")

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> Hey, I have a fast car, lots of booze, and I _am_ a bodacious babe in a bikini! All I need is a cool slogan to be on my way to best poster-dom…

Gaudere - I’m sure you’ve already come up with one! How about:

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> Y’all can just call me “Gaud”.

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**Author:** ![Delta-9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3be4f8/32.png) [@Delta-9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Delta-9)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2000, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-the-amount-of-posts-you-make-make-a-better-poster/13705/39 "2000-02-10T21:00:00Z")

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Nav,

“Mister” sounds so **respectful**.

How about, “Dude”

kewl

😉

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**Author:** ![Gaudere](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e495f1/32.png) [@Gaudere](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gaudere)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2000, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-the-amount-of-posts-you-make-make-a-better-poster/13705/40 "2000-02-10T21:06:00Z")

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Alas, I have no picture online of me in a bikini with booze and a fast car and my slogan (good pick there, RT). I have one where I’m on a jetski, but my bodacious bikini is covered by the lifejacket. Sorry. ☹

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