# Does the amount of posts you make, make a better poster?

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 10, 2000, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-the-amount-of-posts-you-make-make-a-better-poster/13705 "2000-02-10T05:10:00Z")\
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**Author:** ![Scylla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@Scylla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scylla)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2000, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-the-amount-of-posts-you-make-make-a-better-poster/13705/41 "2000-02-10T21:11:00Z")

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I prefer the slogan “Mod Gaud’s Rad Bod on a Hot Rod (drink Bud)”

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**Author:** ![Navigator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/4af34b/32.png) [@Navigator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Navigator)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2000, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-the-amount-of-posts-you-make-make-a-better-poster/13705/42 "2000-02-10T21:11:00Z")

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Dude #9,

Did you know there is a love potion named after you?

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† Jon †  
Phillipians 4:13

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**Author:** ![MKM](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/edb3f5/32.png) [@MKM](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MKM)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2000, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-the-amount-of-posts-you-make-make-a-better-poster/13705/43 "2000-02-10T21:16:00Z")

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Did I hear Root Beer and pistachios mentioned?

Count down to “This topic moved to MSPSDIISMIMSDI Forum”

10…  
9…  
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**Author:** ![Navigator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/4af34b/32.png) [@Navigator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Navigator)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2000, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-the-amount-of-posts-you-make-make-a-better-poster/13705/44 "2000-02-10T21:19:00Z")

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> MSPSDIISMIMSDI

Mundane Silly Pointless Stuff Deterministicly Intermediate Ignorant Supine Material Igloos Macho Surfing Dudes Important!

courtesy of Acronyms 'r US

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† Jon †  
Phillipians 4:13

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**Author:** ![Gaudere](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e495f1/32.png) [@Gaudere](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gaudere)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2000, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-the-amount-of-posts-you-make-make-a-better-poster/13705/45 "2000-02-10T21:26:00Z")

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You _are_ in imminent danger of being shuffled off, although David let the “Steak Wasting” thread hang around, so there’s some precendent. It would help if you guys would fight or start witnessing or something.

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**Author:** ![Navigator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/4af34b/32.png) [@Navigator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Navigator)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2000, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-the-amount-of-posts-you-make-make-a-better-poster/13705/46 "2000-02-10T21:29:00Z")

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Mike doesn’t like pistachios… and he is really Phadreus.

But that is okay… God loves him anyway!

(I’m trying Gaud… really trying)

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† Jon †  
Phillipians 4:13

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**Author:** ![MKM](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/edb3f5/32.png) [@MKM](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MKM)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2000, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-the-amount-of-posts-you-make-make-a-better-poster/13705/47 "2000-02-10T21:33:00Z")

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[Phadreus voice]  
I am NOT Phaedrus! I have proof. I’ll post it tomorrow.  
[/Phadreus voice]

And I DO love pistachios and yes God DOES love me… see my sig?

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“We love Him because He first loved us.” 1 John 4:19 †

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**Author:** ![Navigator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/4af34b/32.png) [@Navigator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Navigator)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2000, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-the-amount-of-posts-you-make-make-a-better-poster/13705/48 "2000-02-10T21:38:00Z")

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He is also SockPuppet and TrollMaster

😛

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† Jon †  
Phillipians 4:13

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**Author:** ![MKM](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/edb3f5/32.png) [@MKM](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MKM)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2000, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-the-amount-of-posts-you-make-make-a-better-poster/13705/49 "2000-02-10T21:40:00Z")

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You wanna debate that Navigator?

Cuz we are surely heading to that MPSIUSKSIOSIDOI place soon 🙂

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“We love Him because He first loved us.” 1 John 4:19 †

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**Author:** ![Spiritus\_Mundi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Spiritus\_Mundi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiritus_Mundi)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2000, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-the-amount-of-posts-you-make-make-a-better-poster/13705/50 "2000-02-10T21:49:00Z")

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> Does anyone else appreciate the beauty and subtlety of that single phrase.

Ha! How can you make such an outrageous claim. That phrase was obiously the pathetic grasping of an unhinged mind. the sentiment is sophmoric and the execution puerile. As comedy it barely approaches slapstick. As literature it ranks below the most obvious pun.

Though it does demonstrate my position that only experienced posters are worth reading. Really, I don’t know why you bothered wasting seconds of your life on teh incoherent ravings of a neophyte.

PS - Gaudere, I have a digital camera and close access to numerous beaches. Science demands a Gauderian road trip.

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The best lack all conviction  
The worst are full of passionate intensity.  
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**Author:** ![Navigator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/4af34b/32.png) [@Navigator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Navigator)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2000, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-the-amount-of-posts-you-make-make-a-better-poster/13705/51 "2000-02-10T21:54:00Z")

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> MPSIUSKSIOSIDOI

Muddy Puddles Sell Ignorant Useless Soaking Kupie Sally’s In Outer Samaria Invisably Doubting Odd Intelligence.

Spritus:

I bow down before you, beacuse of you 400+ post superiority. You are so much better than I. I was merely trying to show your brillance to the Teeming Millions.

😃

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† Jon †  
Phillipians 4:13

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**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2000, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-the-amount-of-posts-you-make-make-a-better-poster/13705/52 "2000-02-10T22:00:00Z")

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Isn’t frequency better than amplitude?

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**Author:** ![Spiritus\_Mundi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Spiritus\_Mundi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiritus_Mundi)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2000, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-the-amount-of-posts-you-make-make-a-better-poster/13705/53 "2000-02-10T22:29:00Z")

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Damn, Nav, how are we ever goiong to have a debate and avoid the shallow pit of MPSIRDWTGIRN (MundanePointlessStuffIReallyDontWantToGetIntoRightNow) if you keep agreeing with me? At least flame me harshly so when the thread gets booted it falls into a deeper pit.

_Sheesh – newbies_

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The best lack all conviction  
The worst are full of passionate intensity.  
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**Author:** ![Spiritus\_Mundi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Spiritus\_Mundi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiritus_Mundi)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2000, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-the-amount-of-posts-you-make-make-a-better-poster/13705/54 "2000-02-10T22:31:00Z")

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Never trust a post count under 1000

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**Author:** ![Scylla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@Scylla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scylla)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2000, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-the-amount-of-posts-you-make-make-a-better-poster/13705/55 "2000-02-10T22:44:00Z")

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Steak wasting was a damn good debate!!!

If Gaudere would just post a bikini pic we could debate that.  
Spiritus Mundi is absolutely wrong.

The law of Entropy clearly states that processes move towards chaos. Therefore the more you post the less sense you make.  
Anybody with a post count higher than 500 is a senile troll.

ONLY TRUST NEWBIES!

(That should keep us out of MPSIMS)

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**Author:** ![Navigator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/4af34b/32.png) [@Navigator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Navigator)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2000, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-the-amount-of-posts-you-make-make-a-better-poster/13705/56 "2000-02-10T22:46:00Z")

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Ahhh… I get it now…

I think you are a big bumpy pickle!

And… and… and…

(does anybody realize how hard it is for a nice guy like me to flame???)

and you look like Gaudere in a bikini with army boots…

so there 😛

HA! top that one…

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† Jon †  
Phillipians 4:13

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**Author:** ![Spiritus\_Mundi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Spiritus\_Mundi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiritus_Mundi)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2000, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-the-amount-of-posts-you-make-make-a-better-poster/13705/57 "2000-02-10T22:55:00Z")

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I do not look like Gaudere in a bikini with army boots. I **might** look like gaudere in a bikini with army boots, a false beard and a desperate need for your favorite hair removal product, but I think that would pretty much disprove the whole bodacious babe hypothesis. How about it, Gaudere? An alternative hypothesis has been proposed. Can you supply evidence to back up your statements?

BTW: I am **not** a bumpy pickle, but I am wrong.

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_wishes someone with 1,000 posts would write so that he could have something to read._

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**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2000, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-the-amount-of-posts-you-make-make-a-better-poster/13705/58 "2000-02-10T23:02:00Z")

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Spiritus, per the request of your sig, this should keep you busy.

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> However, this assumption is not correct, since the natural general principle that will subsume this case is rather different from an important distinction in language use. It appears that the descriptive power of the base component is, apparently, determined by irrelevant intervening contexts in selectional rules. A consequence of the approach just outlined is that a descriptively adequate grammar does not readily tolerate a parasitic gap construction. Presumably, a case of semigrammaticalness of a different sort is unspecified with respect to the requirement that branching is not tolerated within the dominance scope of a complex symbol.

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**Author:** ![Scylla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@Scylla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scylla)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2000, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-the-amount-of-posts-you-make-make-a-better-poster/13705/59 "2000-02-10T23:14:00Z")

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See what I mean about higher post count equalling senility.

The truly superior poster will Lurk for one year, read everything, arrive, and make:

One and only one pure all encompassing post of ultimate truth.

Then they will disappear.

This is my unified post theory.

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**Author:** ![Spiritus\_Mundi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Spiritus\_Mundi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiritus_Mundi)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2000, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-the-amount-of-posts-you-make-make-a-better-poster/13705/60 "2000-02-10T23:40:00Z")

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UncleBeer – at last a voice of wisdom and accomplishment. I do not recognize the quote you posted, but I have a sneaking suspicion that such clarity and concision couls only have originated from that wellspring of academic enlightenment known as semiotics.

Of course, structural grammar is always a strong second guess.

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\*Charging rampantly toward senility and wisdom

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