# Does the Onion have an article like this?

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [July 15, 2017, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-the-onion-have-an-article-like-this/791351 "2017-07-15T21:39:18Z")\
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**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2017, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-the-onion-have-an-article-like-this/791351/1 "2017-07-15T21:39:18Z")

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Something like “US citizen dies in overseas disaster; also, several hundred brown people”.

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**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2017, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-the-onion-have-an-article-like-this/791351/2 "2017-07-15T21:45:16Z")

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> [@Lumpy](#):
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> Something like “US citizen dies in overseas disaster; also, several hundred brown people”.

Well, there’s [Tsunami Death Toll Rises To 36 Americans](http://www.theonion.com/graphic/tsunami-death-toll-rises-to-36-americans-9582).

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**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2017, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-the-onion-have-an-article-like-this/791351/3 "2017-07-15T21:49:52Z")

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And, for the other half, [15,000 Brown People Dead Somewhere](https://www.google.com/amp/www.theonion.com/amp/3751).

You know, “from flooding or a hurricane or something like that.”

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**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2017, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-the-onion-have-an-article-like-this/791351/4 "2017-07-15T21:51:13Z")

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Are you thinking of [this](http://www.theonion.com/video/hurricane-bound-for-texas-slowed-by-large-land-mas-14262)?

(eta: Hmm. Looks like The Onion has gone to that well a few times.)

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**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2017, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-the-onion-have-an-article-like-this/791351/5 "2017-07-15T22:07:41Z")

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Thanks all!

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**Author:** ![Evan\_Drake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b487fb/32.png) [@Evan\_Drake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evan_Drake)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2017, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-the-onion-have-an-article-like-this/791351/6 "2017-07-15T23:39:40Z")

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It was pretty much a staple of British humour in the 19th/20th centuries for media bashing: ‘Hurricane destroys Caribbean Island: no Britons killed’.  
And prolly the Dutch, the French and the Chinese do the same thing.

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**Author:** ![Max\_Torque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2017, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-the-onion-have-an-article-like-this/791351/7 "2017-07-17T16:00:01Z")

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And as a counter to all the “pretty white girl gets murdered” stories, there’s this story: [**Ugly Girl Killed**](http://www.theonion.com/article/ugly-girl-killed-988).

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2017, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-the-onion-have-an-article-like-this/791351/8 "2017-07-17T16:13:50Z")

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I’ve also seen “Massive earthquake in Haiti: Thousands dead. Damages estimated at $43”.

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**Author:** ![TPWombat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bbce88/32.png) [@TPWombat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TPWombat)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2017, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-the-onion-have-an-article-like-this/791351/9 "2017-07-17T16:41:04Z")

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> [@Evan\_Drake](#):
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> It was pretty much a staple of British humour in the 19th/20th centuries for media bashing: ‘Hurricane destroys Caribbean Island: no Britons killed’…

Yup. Here’s a Spitting Image sketch along those lines [Terrible Disaster](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7HkZGokfhjk)

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**Author:** ![Machine\_Elf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/82dd89/32.png) [@Machine\_Elf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Machine_Elf)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2017, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-the-onion-have-an-article-like-this/791351/10 "2017-07-17T17:03:09Z")

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For good measure, here’s a reference to disaster fatigue:

[Thousands dead in Indonesia again](http://www.theonion.com/article/thousands-dead-in-indonesia-again-4377)

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**Author:** ![PatrickLondon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/patricklondon/32/4422_2.png) [@PatrickLondon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PatrickLondon)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2017, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-the-onion-have-an-article-like-this/791351/11 "2017-07-17T21:22:41Z")

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> [@Evan\_Drake](#):
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> It was pretty much a staple of British humour in the 19th/20th centuries for media bashing

See also “Fog in the Channel: Continent cut off”.

But it’s universal and spreads down the newspaper food chain, with local papers keen to get the “Local resident almost affected by international disaster” story.

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**Author:** ![Tim\_R.Mortiss](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tim_r.mortiss/32/142_2.png) [@Tim\_R.Mortiss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tim_R.Mortiss)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2017, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-the-onion-have-an-article-like-this/791351/12 "2017-07-17T22:34:14Z")

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Don’t forget Monty Python’s “News for Wombats.”

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**Author:** ![journeyman\_southpaw](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5e9695/32.png) [@journeyman\_southpaw](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/journeyman_southpaw)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2017, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-the-onion-have-an-article-like-this/791351/13 "2017-07-17T22:54:12Z")

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_The Far Side_ once did a [take on this as well.](http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_UkcxUB27wvw/Sy4pVVOaeII/AAAAAAAABWQ/bBVicKCaHRQ/w1200-h630-p-k-no-nu/harold-meeker.JPG)
