# Does the word tactical have any meaning in advertisements?

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**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [May 20, 2025, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-the-word-tactical-have-any-meaning-in-advertisements/1018587 "2025-05-20T16:24:22Z")\
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> [@LSLGuy](#):
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> With about 4 thin brightly colored tubular things leading out of the opening and up to wherever they attached to the truck’s hitch.
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> Yep. Truck wire nuts. -

Even better if they’re on an electric truck.

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**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\
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I haven’t seen the wire nuts version, but I did spot ones similar to this which I find mildly amusing. Much better than the originals.  
[![](https://i.etsystatic.com/33735952/r/il/47b72b/3624877463/il_570xN.3624877463_fp6t.jpg) ](https://i.etsystatic.com/33735952/r/il/47b72b/3624877463/il_570xN.3624877463_fp6t.jpg)

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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2025, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-the-word-tactical-have-any-meaning-in-advertisements/1018587/83 "2025-05-21T15:55:37Z")

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> [@running\_coach](#):
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> > [@LSLGuy](#):
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> > With about 4 thin brightly colored tubular things leading out of the opening and up to wherever they attached to the truck’s hitch.
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> > Yep. Truck wire nuts. -
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> Even better if they’re on an electric truck.

Or on an electrician’s truck. 😉

  

> [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](#):
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> it’s such a fine line between stupid and clever.

My thoughts exactly.

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**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2025, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-the-word-tactical-have-any-meaning-in-advertisements/1018587/84 "2025-05-21T16:14:36Z")

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> [@Kimstu](#):
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> Scent options include “Bamboo & Teak”, “Black Linen & Amber”, “Red Cedarwood”, “Green Irish Tweed”, “White Musk”, “Glacier Falls” and “Oceanus” (I would rather not smell like any kind of anus, thank you 🤣).

Wouldn’t it be more tactical to NOT be wearing scent?

What would pink camouflage gear be called?

Also, if you look around you can find camo fabric made out of little dick shapes.

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**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2025, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-the-word-tactical-have-any-meaning-in-advertisements/1018587/85 "2025-05-21T16:15:48Z")

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> [@Yllaria](#):
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> What would pink camouflage gear be called?

Barbieflage. Hello Kittyflage.

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**Author:** ![sb1953](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a87d85/32.png) [@sb1953](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sb1953)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2025, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-the-word-tactical-have-any-meaning-in-advertisements/1018587/86 "2025-05-21T16:18:11Z")

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HA! tactical trips to pee @3AM! so true!

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**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2025, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-the-word-tactical-have-any-meaning-in-advertisements/1018587/87 "2025-05-21T16:20:43Z")

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That fits. Thanks.

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**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2025, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-the-word-tactical-have-any-meaning-in-advertisements/1018587/88 "2025-05-21T16:22:14Z")

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> [@Wesley\_Clark](#):
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> Its a marketing term to appeal to conservative men who hold strongly onto gender norms of masculinity.
> 
> I’ve seen coffee advertised towards these men. Just like regular coffee, just 3x more expensive.

I had gotten a pair of “Men’s Wicking Compression Exercise Pants.” I discovered they were exactly the same as my wife’s yoga pants, only twice the price and only availible in black.

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**Author:** ![Kimstu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecd19e/32.png) [@Kimstu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimstu)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2025, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-the-word-tactical-have-any-meaning-in-advertisements/1018587/89 "2025-05-21T16:22:53Z")

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> [@running\_coach](#):
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> Real tactical toilet paper failed because it didn’t take shit off anyone.

This post is extremely underappreciated.

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**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2025, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-the-word-tactical-have-any-meaning-in-advertisements/1018587/90 "2025-05-21T16:29:13Z")

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> [@carnivorousplant](#):
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> I never asked my Father about that. Did he wipe with sheets of “Stars and Stripes”?  
> Surely General Patton used Bill Mauldin cartoons.  
> [Amazon.com: Tactical Toilet Paper Holder Backpacking Toilet Paperadmin Pouch Camping Roll Paper Bag Waterproof Portable Toilet Paper Roll Bag Survival Toilet Paper for Bathroom Camping and Hiking (Camouflage) : Sports & Outdoors](https://www.amazon.com/Tactical-Toilet-Paper-Backpacking-Paperadmin/dp/B0CPSC9HPT?th=1)

I don’t know about you, but I would like to be able to find my toilet paper in the woods.

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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2025, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-the-word-tactical-have-any-meaning-in-advertisements/1018587/91 "2025-05-21T16:36:49Z")

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> [@kenobi\_65](#):
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> > [@Yllaria](#):
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> > What would pink camouflage gear be called?
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> Barbieflage. Hello Kittyflage.

Not sure if those are actual terms of art in the industry; Google image search suggests not. But **[pink camo - Google image Search](https://www.google.com/search?q=pink+camo&udm=2)** suggests that the right word for it is “commonplace”. 😉

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**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2025, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-the-word-tactical-have-any-meaning-in-advertisements/1018587/92 "2025-05-21T16:55:56Z")

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> [@Little\_Nemo](#):
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> global thermonuclear socks

I should sell my used, unwashed pairs of socks under that description.

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**Post date:** [May 21, 2025, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-the-word-tactical-have-any-meaning-in-advertisements/1018587/93 "2025-05-21T17:01:19Z")

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> [@Czarcasm](#):
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> I give you (no takebacks!)…_tactical underwear_

I say it’s an oxymoron! “I’ve got my tactical underwear on” should be a way of saying you’re going commando!

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**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\
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> [@LSLGuy](#):
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> Not sure if those are actual terms of art in the industry;

Nah, just me riffing. But, Barbieflage _should_ be a thing!

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**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2025, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-the-word-tactical-have-any-meaning-in-advertisements/1018587/95 "2025-05-21T17:07:57Z")

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> [@Maus\_Magill](#):
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> but I would like to be able to find my toilet paper in the woods.

Ask the bears.

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**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\
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> [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](#):
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> Ask the bears.

Particularly the blue bears, if you want extra-soft toilet paper, or the red bears, if strong TP is your thing.

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**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2025, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-the-word-tactical-have-any-meaning-in-advertisements/1018587/97 "2025-05-21T17:14:33Z")

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> [@kenobi\_65](#):
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> Particularly the blue bears

The Pope might know, too. Or so I am told is a certainty, mostly from Catholic bears.

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> [@RTFirefly](#):
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> > [@Czarcasm](#):
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> > I give you (no takebacks!)…_tactical underwear_
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> I say it’s an oxymoron! “I’ve got my tactical underwear on” should be a way of saying you’re going commando!

\< waps @RTFirefly with camo Underoos \>

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> [@kenobi\_65](#):
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> Particularly the blue bears, if you want extra-soft toilet paper, or the red bears, if strong TP is your thing.

I can bearly keep from laughing. 🙃

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**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2025, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-the-word-tactical-have-any-meaning-in-advertisements/1018587/100 "2025-05-21T17:16:43Z")

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> [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](#):
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> > [@Maus\_Magill](#):
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> > but I would like to be able to find my toilet paper in the woods.
> 
> Ask the bears.

I thought they used rabbits.

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