# Does This Look Like A Dick To Y'all? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 1, 2011, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-this-look-like-a-dick-to-yall/591008 "2011-08-01T04:55:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Quasimodem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Quasimodem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quasimodem)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2011, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-this-look-like-a-dick-to-yall/591008/1 "2011-08-01T04:55:07Z")
[![](https://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff71/Drummerboy49/002-Copy.jpg) ](https://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff71/Drummerboy49/002-Copy.jpg) See that stain over my head in that picture (which I took for The Drum Forum I also post to)? It was here when we moved in and D thinks it’s a candle, but I think it’s a dick. She thinks it’s a rain leak, but me, I’m not so sure. That little rounded part at the bottom looks like balls to me, so I’m saying it’s a dick. What do y’all think? ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2011, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-this-look-like-a-dick-to-yall/591008/2 "2011-08-01T04:58:23Z")
Definitely dick-like. The shape is right and the color cinches it. ---
**Author:** ![MsWhatsit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb8c5e/32.png) [@MsWhatsit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsWhatsit)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2011, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-this-look-like-a-dick-to-yall/591008/3 "2011-08-01T04:59:56Z")
Yeah, but I see dicks everywhere I go. ---
**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2011, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-this-look-like-a-dick-to-yall/591008/4 "2011-08-01T05:00:44Z")
Yes. Also, very much looks like a rain leak. That line in the middle is where the rafter is so that spot didn’t get water damaged. Though you’d think it would just soak underneath it. I suppose it could be leaking just above it and splashing both ways. The brown coloring is what happens when rain water drips through shingles and insulation. ---
**Author:** ![Quasimodem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Quasimodem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quasimodem)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2011, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-this-look-like-a-dick-to-yall/591008/5 "2011-08-01T05:04:44Z")
The _“stain”_ guys, not the one standing underneath it! :):)🙂 Q ---
**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2011, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-this-look-like-a-dick-to-yall/591008/6 "2011-08-01T05:05:24Z")
> [@Quasimodem](#): > > The _“stain”_ guys, not the one standing underneath it! :):)🙂 > > Q That’s not where you’re pointing. ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2011, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-this-look-like-a-dick-to-yall/591008/7 "2011-08-01T05:06:00Z")
Freud said that everything related to the penis, but that’s just a phallusy. ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Mondegreen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/91b2a8/32.png) [@Lord\_Mondegreen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Mondegreen)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2011, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-this-look-like-a-dick-to-yall/591008/8 "2011-08-01T05:06:56Z")
You’re both right. It looks like a dick-shaped candle. ---
**Author:** ![Quasimodem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Quasimodem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quasimodem)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2011, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-this-look-like-a-dick-to-yall/591008/9 "2011-08-01T05:28:53Z")
> [@Joey\_P](#): > > That’s not where you’re pointing. **HA!** Good one, **JoeyP**!🙂 That’s a very diplomatic answer, **Lord Mondegreen**!🙂 I think **Chronos** must have one of those dictionaries, which tell you how to purposely misspell a word to make it funny! 🙂 Thanks Q ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2011, 9:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-this-look-like-a-dick-to-yall/591008/10 "2011-08-01T09:03:54Z")
The real question is, where did you get that snare shirt? mmm ---
**Author:** ![ShelliBean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f9ae1b/32.png) [@ShelliBean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShelliBean)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2011, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-this-look-like-a-dick-to-yall/591008/11 "2011-08-01T14:11:49Z")
Man, ceiling cat is getting really aggressive. ---
**Author:** ![Contrapuntal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e274bd/32.png) [@Contrapuntal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Contrapuntal)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2011, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-this-look-like-a-dick-to-yall/591008/12 "2011-08-01T14:16:39Z")
It’s kind of small for a dick, isn’t it? ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2011, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-this-look-like-a-dick-to-yall/591008/13 "2011-08-01T14:36:34Z")
Something between a dick and a space shuttle. I’d be careful, **Quasi** , remember how all those premonition photos in _The Omen_ turned out. ---
**Author:** ![corkboard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@corkboard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/corkboard)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2011, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-this-look-like-a-dick-to-yall/591008/14 "2011-08-01T17:08:49Z")
Dick wearing a cock-ring in the wrong spot. ---
**Author:** ![DMark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@DMark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DMark)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2011, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-this-look-like-a-dick-to-yall/591008/15 "2011-08-01T17:17:16Z")
I am trying to figure out if you are casting that dick photo on the ceiling, or if the dick on the ceiling is casting a shadow that looks amazingly like you. Either way, penis ensues. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2011, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-this-look-like-a-dick-to-yall/591008/16 "2011-08-01T19:51:39Z")
All in all it’s just another dick in the wall. ---
**Author:** ![bucketybuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/898d66/32.png) [@bucketybuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bucketybuck)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2011, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-this-look-like-a-dick-to-yall/591008/17 "2011-08-01T19:56:19Z")
Looks more like a skidmark to me. Do you have an upstairs bathroom? ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2011, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-this-look-like-a-dick-to-yall/591008/18 "2011-08-01T20:03:58Z")
Looks like an amoeba from [The Far Side](http://blogs.jcvi.org/2010/09/take-home-message-of-the-2010-amebiasis-montreal-meeting-beware-of-who-you-kiss%E2%80%A6/farside_ameo-2/) cartoons !! ---
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2011, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-this-look-like-a-dick-to-yall/591008/19 "2011-08-01T20:05:37Z")
Looks like about $100 in repair bills to me. Add a zero or two if the roof is leaking, not just the sink in the bathroom above. 😉 (Yes, it looks like a penis, but I think what you’re seeing as “balls”, I’m seeing as the glans - that is, it looks like the wall has an erection that pointing into the room.) ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2011, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-this-look-like-a-dick-to-yall/591008/20 "2011-08-01T20:27:20Z")
Looks like a skidmark to me too. Ceiling walking? [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-this-look-like-a-dick-to-yall/591008.md?page=2)