# Does This Look Like A Dick To Y'all? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 1, 2011, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-this-look-like-a-dick-to-yall/591008 "2011-08-01T04:55:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2011, 9:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-this-look-like-a-dick-to-yall/591008/41 "2011-08-04T09:46:04Z")
Definitely a dick . . . masquerading as a shoe-print. Or vice-versa. ---
**Author:** ![Quasimodem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Quasimodem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quasimodem)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2011, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-this-look-like-a-dick-to-yall/591008/42 "2011-08-05T02:06:40Z")
I always know where to come for a laugh. Thanks for that, y’all! “That’s a lot of dick” - I love it!🙂 Quasi ---
**Author:** ![Quasimodem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Quasimodem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quasimodem)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2011, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-this-look-like-a-dick-to-yall/591008/43 "2011-08-05T02:11:05Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > Looks like a skidmark to me too. Ceiling walking? Heh! Musta missed this one first time around. We’re still looking into that, (so to speak) and I’ve asked D to check into the price of a bidet.🙂 Guess I’ll be the only male Doper to get water shot up my ashole, huh?😉 Q ---
**Author:** ![Quasimodem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Quasimodem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quasimodem)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2011, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-this-look-like-a-dick-to-yall/591008/44 "2011-08-05T02:41:14Z")
> [@brittekland](#): > > Hi. Okay. Well thanks for clearing that up, and while we’re at it, let me pay you the compliment of always “standing by your man” as long as you could stand it. I feel that is a trait common to European women and I have all the respect in the world for you. Now to go and find my copy of “… Golden Gun” so I can watch a person I “kinda” know a little. Also, what were 3 of the most important films you did? I speak German, but I can make Swedish work if I need to. Finally, I hope I’m not being whooshed here, because that would make me angry, “and you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry!”.;):D:) Quasi ---
**Author:** ![brittekland](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/aeb1de/32.png) [@brittekland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brittekland)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2011, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-this-look-like-a-dick-to-yall/591008/45 "2011-08-05T03:57:18Z")
> [@Quasimodem](#): > > Okay. Well thanks for clearing that up, and while we’re at it, let me pay you the compliment of always “standing by your man” as long as you could stand it. I feel that is a trait common to European women and I have all the respect in the world for you. > > Now to go and find my copy of “… Golden Gun” so I can watch a person I “kinda” know a little. > > Also, what were 3 of the most important films you did? I speak German, but I can make Swedish work if I need to. > > Finally, I hope I’m not being whooshed here, because that would make me angry, “and you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry!”.;):D:) > > Quasi Tack så mycket. By the way, what is the meaning of “whooshed”? [1](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCwHku2_WJ0): I’m particularly proud of the unique brand of mysteriousness and the sexual tension I could bring to the film with my singing and acting. [2](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0071807/): Of course… [And #3](http://www.unc.edu/depts/jomc/academics/dri/idog.html): The one that is truly true to my heart… 😉 Did I whoosh you, no? Skicka inte bli arg … det är inte bra för dig. God natt, Quasi. ---
**Author:** ![gonzomax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e8c25b/32.png) [@gonzomax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzomax)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2011, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-this-look-like-a-dick-to-yall/591008/46 "2011-08-05T04:05:09Z")
No it does not you pervs. ---
**Author:** ![Quasimodem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Quasimodem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quasimodem)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2011, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-this-look-like-a-dick-to-yall/591008/47 "2011-08-05T04:39:03Z")
**Britt** , “whooshed” just means you may have told a joke (in this case, your username), which I didn’t understand, and everyone else did. Meaning you are not the real, true **Britt** , but someone else and I was “whooshed” because although everyone else knew it I did not. I’m glad you’re real and are a Doper! Awesome! Jag är mycket glad över att ni! (I am very happy to know you!) Quasimodem ---
**Author:** ![Quasimodem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Quasimodem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quasimodem)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2011, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-this-look-like-a-dick-to-yall/591008/48 "2011-08-05T05:04:02Z")
> [@gonzomax](#): > > No it does not you pervs. Hmmm. I’ve always thought of myself as a preve…😉 [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/ud9zBKJJQe4/hqdefault.jpg "I Think You're Some Kind Of Deviated Prevert") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ud9zBKJJQe4) C’mon **gonzomax**! A little humor? Quasi [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-this-look-like-a-dick-to-yall/591008.md?page=2)