# Does this make me a pig?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-this-make-me-a-pig/660454>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [June 8, 2013, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-this-make-me-a-pig/660454 "2013-06-08T04:16:29Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![Esox\_Lucius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/848f3c/32.png) [@Esox\_Lucius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esox_Lucius)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2013, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-this-make-me-a-pig/660454/21 "2013-09-22T04:36:35Z")

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> [@Little\_Nemo](#):
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> I was in a store earlier today and I saw a magazine that said Jennifer Love Hewitt was pregnant.
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> And my immediate thought was “Wow, her breasts are going to be huge.”

True story…  
SHE: I’m pregnant.

HE: The titty fairy’s coming!!

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**Author:** ![Learjeff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/94ad74/32.png) [@Learjeff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Learjeff)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2013, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-this-make-me-a-pig/660454/22 "2013-09-22T19:28:29Z")

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You weren’t a pig until you said (or posted) it.

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2013, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-this-make-me-a-pig/660454/23 "2013-09-22T20:50:06Z")

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> [@Little\_Nemo](#):
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> History has [vindicated](http://cdn04.cdn.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/20/the-crap-we-missed-0920-12-435x580.jpg) me.

Oink.

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**Author:** ![JBDivmstr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b4bc9f/32.png) [@JBDivmstr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JBDivmstr)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2013, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-this-make-me-a-pig/660454/24 "2013-09-23T03:43:32Z")

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> [@Jonathan\_Chance](#):
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> It’s an extension of that pearl of wisdom, “If women knew what we were thinking they would NEVER stop slapping us.”

**A+**  
Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ain’t _ **that** _ the truth!

> [@Esox\_Lucius](#):
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> True story…
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> SHE: I’m pregnant.
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> HE: The titty fairy’s coming!!

\<makes mental note\> Remember _ **that** _ line!

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**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2013, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-this-make-me-a-pig/660454/25 "2013-09-23T18:12:44Z")

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_hijack_ From the picture, she looks beautiful, happy, & healthy. Im not sure what else a young person in love could want or wish for. Congratulations! _/hijack_

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