# Does this make my Butt look Big?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-this-make-my-butt-look-big/379286>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 6, 2006, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-this-make-my-butt-look-big/379286 "2006-11-06T13:03:41Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2006, 7:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-this-make-my-butt-look-big/379286/21 "2006-11-07T07:15:24Z")

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[QUOTE=CalMeacham]  
But if you had to emphasize a butt, how would you do it? Horizontal stripes? Fluorescent clothes? Fluorescent horizontal stripes? Wear a corset and tight stockings?  
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Assless pants, I think. Nudity allows too many viewing options, so you want JUST the ass to be naked.

I guess if you’re less creative, you could put stickers or writing/embossing on the seat of the pants. They do sell pants with writing on the ass.

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**Author:** ![Mister\_Rik](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mister_rik/32/491_2.png) [@Mister\_Rik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mister_Rik)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2006, 9:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-this-make-my-butt-look-big/379286/22 "2006-11-07T09:32:00Z")

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[QUOTE=Marley23]  
Assless pants, I think.  
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Yo, Butt Out, man.

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**Author:** ![LouisB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@LouisB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouisB)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2006, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-this-make-my-butt-look-big/379286/23 "2006-11-07T13:05:27Z")

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[QUOTE=Inigo Montoya]  
“Do these pants make my cock look big?”

Say it with concern and a straight face. Report back to us.  
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Okay, I did and my darling Marcie said that was too much to ask of any pair of pants.

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