# Does Wayne Brady have to choke a bitch? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [April 8, 2004, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-wayne-brady-have-to-choke-a-bitch/238949 "2004-04-08T14:03:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![gobear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8dc957/32.png) [@gobear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gobear)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2004, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-wayne-brady-have-to-choke-a-bitch/238949/1 "2004-04-08T14:03:45Z")
Last night’s _Chapelle Show_ was off the hook! I like the Fear Factor parody (and I want to nail Joe Rogan til he’s bowlegged!), but the Wayne Brady/Training Day parody had me in stitches. "My grandmother loves you. Wait til she finds out I met you! “Yeah, too bad you won’t get to tell her.” ---
**Author:** ![UrbanChic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/9dc877/32.png) [@UrbanChic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UrbanChic)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2004, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-wayne-brady-have-to-choke-a-bitch/238949/2 "2004-04-08T14:55:49Z")
Oh my god! I was going to start a thread with the EXACT SAME TITLE!!! Even with missing the first ten minutes of the show, I’ve determined last night’s episode to be the funniest one so far, including the Rick James one! I can’t WAIT to go home and watch it again tonight! ---
**Author:** ![UrbanChic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/9dc877/32.png) [@UrbanChic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UrbanChic)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2004, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-wayne-brady-have-to-choke-a-bitch/238949/3 "2004-04-08T14:59:29Z")
Good thing there’s no shortage of exclamation marks… ---
**Author:** ![plnnr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@plnnr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/plnnr)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2004, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-wayne-brady-have-to-choke-a-bitch/238949/4 "2004-04-08T15:06:07Z")
“and I want to nail Joe Rogan til he’s bowlegged!” Preach it, man. When I read the Playboy interview with him he came across as a complete tool, so maybe he’d get something out with a new attitude as well. Sorry for the hijack. ---
**Author:** ![plnnr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@plnnr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/plnnr)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2004, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-wayne-brady-have-to-choke-a-bitch/238949/5 "2004-04-08T15:08:27Z")
Te connection between my brain and my fingers seems to have been broken someplace. That should read “maybe he’d come out of it with a new attitude as well.” Sorry for the hijacked hijack. ---
**Author:** ![gobear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8dc957/32.png) [@gobear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gobear)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2004, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-wayne-brady-have-to-choke-a-bitch/238949/6 "2004-04-08T16:07:29Z")
“Wayne Brady makes Bryant Gumble look like Malcolm X!” ---
**Author:** ![MonkeyMule](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc348/32.png) [@MonkeyMule](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MonkeyMule)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2004, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-wayne-brady-have-to-choke-a-bitch/238949/7 "2004-04-08T18:06:10Z")
You know when that dude on the corn screamed “OH S\*\*\*T! ITS WYANE BRADY!” And people started diving out of the way, I knew dave was on to something. I’m Wyane Brady bitch! :o ---
**Author:** ![Homebrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Homebrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homebrew)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2004, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-wayne-brady-have-to-choke-a-bitch/238949/8 "2004-04-08T18:17:35Z")
“Give me your sandwich.” Double Plus Funny ---
**Author:** ![Alias](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a88e4f/32.png) [@Alias](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alias)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2004, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-wayne-brady-have-to-choke-a-bitch/238949/9 "2004-04-08T19:01:53Z")
I logged on this afternoon ONLY to find or start a thread about this episode. Having Wayne Brady in the opening credits was funny enough, I wasn’t expecting him to actually host the show. I thought the joke ended there. . . I LAUGHED MY ASS OFF when Wayne Brady shot Ashy Larry on the corner. That episode just got better and better. It’s in my top three sketches from Chappelle’s Show along with the Rick James and Prince True Hollywood Stories. I don’t even like Wayne Brady, but he’s earned new respect from me with his performance last night. I’m glad he didn’t choke that bitch. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![MonkeyMule](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc348/32.png) [@MonkeyMule](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MonkeyMule)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2004, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-wayne-brady-have-to-choke-a-bitch/238949/10 "2004-04-08T19:16:12Z")
> [@Alias](#): > > I logged on this afternoon ONLY to find or start a thread about this episode. Having Wayne Brady in the opening credits was funny enough, I wasn’t expecting him to actually host the show. I thought the joke ended there. . . I LAUGHED MY ASS OFF when Wayne Brady shot Ashy Larry on the corner. That episode just got better and better. It’s in my top three sketches from Chappelle’s Show along with the Rick James and Prince True Hollywood Stories. > I don’t even like Wayne Brady, but he’s earned new respect from me with his performance last night. I’m glad he didn’t choke that bitch. 🙂 True story: Wyane Brady had a book with Hyperion Books (Its own by disney). well when they cancelled his show, the book was put on hold. after last night, if he plays his cards right who the hell knows 😉 But you didn’t hear that from me 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![friedo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8edcca/32.png) [@friedo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/friedo)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2004, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-wayne-brady-have-to-choke-a-bitch/238949/11 "2004-04-08T23:09:34Z")
But can he do it in the style of a disco song?! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2004, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-wayne-brady-have-to-choke-a-bitch/238949/12 "2004-04-08T23:23:50Z")
I just want to note that haven’t understood a single thing in this thread, including the title. ---
**Author:** ![teemingONE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b4bc9f/32.png) [@teemingONE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teemingONE)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2004, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-wayne-brady-have-to-choke-a-bitch/238949/13 "2004-04-08T23:31:58Z")
“I make Bryant Gumble look like Malcom X?” " Give your sandwich… GIVE YOUR SANDWICH!" ---
**Author:** ![Quack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e99b99/32.png) [@Quack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quack)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2004, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-wayne-brady-have-to-choke-a-bitch/238949/14 "2004-04-08T23:32:50Z")
The Wayne Brady sketch was hilarious, but I thought the rest of the show was kind of weak. My heart jumped when Tyrone was on Fear Factor, but I didn’t think it was all that funny. Way too predictable. The Wayne Brady sketch was awesome, though. Among Chappelle’s best stuff yet. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Tim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@The\_Tim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tim)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2004, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-wayne-brady-have-to-choke-a-bitch/238949/15 "2004-04-08T23:33:34Z")
**CalMeacham** Chappel’s Show is a must watch. Go start watching it now. Everything about that episode was perfect. I suspect that “I’m Wayne Brady bitch!” is going to eclipse “I’m Rick James bitch!” for conversational trump card and all around over played reference. I’m off to get in my five uses before the quota is dropped.