# Does your pet's pretentious name reflect your income/class?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-your-pets-pretentious-name-reflect-your-income-class/603965>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [November 24, 2011, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-your-pets-pretentious-name-reflect-your-income-class/603965 "2011-11-24T12:59:09Z")\
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**Author:** ![Antigen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/848f3c/32.png) [@Antigen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antigen)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2012, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-your-pets-pretentious-name-reflect-your-income-class/603965/101 "2012-04-27T00:39:33Z")

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> [@Moonlitherial](#):
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> Mojo, the compromise between some very intense family competition over names for the new boxer puppy

We’ve got a Mojo too! He’s a cat. He was named by my husband before I came into their lives, as was Animal. Animal is partly named for the Muppet and partly because it took so long to find a good name that he was just “the animal” for a while.

My boy is Horton, named for Tim Hortons.

Obviously, we’re not classy snobs. I’m surprised we didn’t go nerdier, given our personalities, but I guess the name’s just got to fit, and these did.

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**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2012, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-your-pets-pretentious-name-reflect-your-income-class/603965/102 "2012-04-28T22:47:38Z")

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My mutt is named Zoidberg… is that pretensious?

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**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2012, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-your-pets-pretentious-name-reflect-your-income-class/603965/103 "2012-04-29T00:29:10Z")

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> [@Maeglin](#):
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> Where I come from, having heard of Clytemnestra or Candide is not a major intellectual accomplishment. Who would be impressed by such a thing?

Which Fussell would equate with an Upper or even an Upper Upper, IIRC.

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> Having an expensive car or something sends a real, costly signal to other people.

And that demotes you to Upper Middle or even just Middle. ☹

My kids named one dog after Dylan Thomas (pointedly not after Bob Dylan) and spell it Dilohain or some other faux-Celtic spelling. I call him Bobo. My wife named the Little Girls Fiona and Thisbe, Fiona because she likes the name and Thisbe because she liked a TV show in which the Beatles put on the version of “Pyramus and Thisbe” from “A Midsummer Night’s Dream.” I call them both Piggy, but my parents were bigger climbers than **Maeglin** , even 😉 , and raised me to think Upper.

And yes, I know that I shouldn’t have noticed, much less remarked upon, my friend’s attempt at social mobility. Some things are beneath us. 😃

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**Author:** ![percypercy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8baadc/32.png) [@percypercy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/percypercy)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2012, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-your-pets-pretentious-name-reflect-your-income-class/603965/104 "2012-04-29T00:34:39Z")

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I’ve got three middle-aged to old cats:  
Elroy (not so much after Elroy Jetson, more after Elroy Finn, Neil Finn’s younger son. We had a cat named Neil who looked like Elroy so the name was fitting.  
Wesley (named after the guy in a Princess Bride, who I’m aware is Westley, but I like Wesley much more.)  
Cotton  
Cotton is the only one I didn’t really have a hand in naming. Some friends of ours gave her to us after we lost several cats in a house fire. They supposedly named her Cotton because she looks like a dirty cotton ball which she does but her tail, what little tail she has, looks like a cotton ball. It would have been a nicer story anyway.

No pictures, the cats are very camera-shy.

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**Author:** ![Maeglin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Maeglin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maeglin)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2012, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-your-pets-pretentious-name-reflect-your-income-class/603965/105 "2012-04-29T20:58:17Z")

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> [@dropzone](#):
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> Which Fussell would equate with an Upper or even an Upper Upper, IIRC.And that demotes you to Upper Middle or even just Middle. ☹
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> My kids named one dog after Dylan Thomas (pointedly not after Bob Dylan) and spell it Dilohain or some other faux-Celtic spelling. I call him Bobo. My wife named the Little Girls Fiona and Thisbe, Fiona because she likes the name and Thisbe because she liked a TV show in which the Beatles put on the version of “Pyramus and Thisbe” from “A Midsummer Night’s Dream.” I call them both Piggy, but my parents were bigger climbers than **Maeglin** , even 😉 , and raised me to think Upper.
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> And yes, I know that I shouldn’t have noticed, much less remarked upon, my friend’s attempt at social mobility. Some things are beneath us. 😃

I read all of these words. Twice. But I don’t have the slightest idea what you are talking about. I don’t know what a Fussell is.

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**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2012, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-your-pets-pretentious-name-reflect-your-income-class/603965/106 "2012-04-29T21:24:50Z")

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I had a parakeet named Chrysler.

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**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2012, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-your-pets-pretentious-name-reflect-your-income-class/603965/107 "2012-04-29T21:37:37Z")

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> [@Maeglin](#):
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> I don’t know what a Fussell is.

Oh, that would explain your misunderstanding. [Paul Fussell’s _Class_](http://www.amazon.com/Class-Through-American-Status-System/dp/0671792253) was a surprise bestseller in '83 and one of those books I assume middle-aged and older Dopers have read. The thread’s title reminded me of it.

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**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2012, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-your-pets-pretentious-name-reflect-your-income-class/603965/108 "2012-04-29T21:39:36Z")

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> [@Scumpup](#):
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> I had a parakeet named Chrysler.

I have a cockatiel named Corvette. My wife tends to name our cockatiels after GM products.

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**Author:** ![typoink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ecb155/32.png) [@typoink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/typoink)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2012, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-your-pets-pretentious-name-reflect-your-income-class/603965/109 "2012-04-30T02:31:31Z")

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My corgi is named Boxcar, based on my longstanding belief that Boxcar is an awesome name for anything.

He’s generally called “Boxie” which is more-or-less a normal dog name.

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**Author:** ![Dereknocue67](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/6de8d8/32.png) [@Dereknocue67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dereknocue67)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2012, 10:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-your-pets-pretentious-name-reflect-your-income-class/603965/110 "2012-04-30T10:42:32Z")

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My dog’s name is Annie so I guess that suggests I’m either a poor imaginary orphan, a financially well off and great portrait photographer or a dead crack shot.

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**Author:** ![Maeglin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Maeglin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maeglin)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2012, 10:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-your-pets-pretentious-name-reflect-your-income-class/603965/111 "2012-04-30T10:46:25Z")

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> [@dropzone](#):
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> Oh, that would explain your misunderstanding. [Paul Fussell’s _Class_](http://www.amazon.com/Class-Through-American-Status-System/dp/0671792253) was a surprise bestseller in '83 and one of those books I assume middle-aged and older Dopers have read. The thread’s title reminded me of it.

Yeah. I was 5 in 1983. Perhaps pretentiously precocious, but still 5.

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**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2012, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-your-pets-pretentious-name-reflect-your-income-class/603965/112 "2012-04-30T15:49:05Z")

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Always figured you were older, not barely out of diapers. 😉

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**Author:** ![Maeglin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Maeglin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maeglin)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2012, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-your-pets-pretentious-name-reflect-your-income-class/603965/113 "2012-04-30T17:59:03Z")

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> [@dropzone](#):
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> Always figured you were older, not barely out of diapers. 😉

I must be doing pretty well for a climber, then!

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**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2012, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-your-pets-pretentious-name-reflect-your-income-class/603965/114 "2012-04-30T18:21:18Z")

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And I’m doing pretty lousy for having been to the manner born. ☹

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