# doesn't \*anyone\* buy pistachio?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doesnt-anyone-buy-pistachio/194766>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 12, 2003, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doesnt-anyone-buy-pistachio/194766 "2003-08-12T23:26:38Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 13\
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**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2003, 11:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doesnt-anyone-buy-pistachio/194766/21 "2003-08-13T11:34:09Z")

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It’s my favourite flavour.

I only eat ice cream about once a year, but when I do it’s usually pistachio (or occasionally Rocky Road or Chubby Hubby).

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**Author:** ![Dragon\_Phoenix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Dragon\_Phoenix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragon_Phoenix)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2003, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doesnt-anyone-buy-pistachio/194766/22 "2003-08-13T12:13:57Z")

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_drools_

Screw this diet. ☹

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**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2003, 12:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doesnt-anyone-buy-pistachio/194766/23 "2003-08-13T12:21:57Z")

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My local grocer sells a pistachio jello/marshmello/desert/thingamabob.

It’s pretty tasty!

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**Author:** ![moejuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/57b2e6/32.png) [@moejuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moejuck)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2003, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doesnt-anyone-buy-pistachio/194766/24 "2003-08-13T14:49:30Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by jsgoddess \*  
> \*\*Caught in rural Ohio with a pistachio ice cream craving you wouldn’t believe.
> 
> No one sells it! My only choice is Ben & Jerry’s Pistachio Pistachio which Just Isn’t Right (it tastes like vanilla with chunks of salty pistachio, and it isn’t greeeeen!)
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> Am I alone in my fervor for pistachio? Will I never find pistachio again?
> 
> Is there no hope at all???
> 
> Julie \*\*

Jsgoddes,

I live about 20 miles southeast of Columbus. If you are anywhere close, then a trip to a place called Gypsy Joe’s in Lancaster would be worth it. They have a super-premium pistachio that is out of this world. Let me know if you want directions.

moejuck

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**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2003, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doesnt-anyone-buy-pistachio/194766/25 "2003-08-13T15:19:06Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by moejuck \*  
> \*\*I live about 20 miles southeast of Columbus. If you are anywhere close, then a trip to a place called Gypsy Joe’s in Lancaster would be worth it. They have a super-premium pistachio that is out of this world. Let me know if you want directions.
> 
> moejuck \*\*

Wow, **moejuck** , I had never heard of the place. I went and asked a coworker about it and he laughed at me. Apparently, my sister-in-law works there!

Now, that’s what I call a coincidence.

Julie

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**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2003, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doesnt-anyone-buy-pistachio/194766/26 "2003-08-13T15:38:25Z")

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Pistachio’s aren’t green so I don’t know how BR makes their ice cream green 🙂

At Trader Joes, you can get a few types of Pistachio nut meats & throw them in some vanilla ice cream. They are about $3.99lb.

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**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2003, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doesnt-anyone-buy-pistachio/194766/27 "2003-08-13T16:23:48Z")

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Aren’t green? You’re eating something other than pistachios.

[quote]  
pis·ta·chi·o

1.a. A deciduous tree (Pistacia vera) of central and western Asia, having pinnately compound leaves and dry, drupaceous, nutlike fruits. b. The nutlike fruit of this tree, having an edible, oily, **green** or yellow kernel.  
2.The flavor of these nuts.

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2003, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doesnt-anyone-buy-pistachio/194766/28 "2003-08-13T16:39:41Z")

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Maybe **handy** only eats the yellow ones. 😉

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**Author:** ![chattywine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5daacb/32.png) [@chattywine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chattywine)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2003, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doesnt-anyone-buy-pistachio/194766/29 "2003-08-13T16:44:40Z")

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oooOOOooo pistaccio!

Do you get Aglida brand gelato in the states? This summer they have out a Magnum pistachio ice cream bar covered w/ chocolate and crushed pistachios . Tis orgasmic!!

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**Author:** ![moejuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/57b2e6/32.png) [@moejuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moejuck)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2003, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doesnt-anyone-buy-pistachio/194766/30 "2003-08-13T16:52:53Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by jsgoddess \*  
> \*\*Wow, **moejuck** , I had never heard of the place. I went and asked a coworker about it and he laughed at me. Apparently, my sister-in-law works there!
> 
> Now, that’s what I call a coincidence.
> 
> Julie \*\*

Very odd. I live not too far from the place, and I go there all the time. Actually, I have had every flavor. I am sort of an Ice cream addict, you see. I eat it all the time, and I know everything about it. One of these days I think I will write a book about all the ice cream I have eaten. Let’s start the “Small Town Ohio Dopefest” at Gypsy Joe’s. You in?

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**Author:** ![Isabelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b5a626/32.png) [@Isabelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Isabelle)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2003, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doesnt-anyone-buy-pistachio/194766/31 "2003-08-13T17:48:56Z")

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If all else fails throw some pistacho nuts in vanilla ice cream!

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**Author:** ![Violet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/ebca7d/32.png) [@Violet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Violet)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2003, 8:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doesnt-anyone-buy-pistachio/194766/32 "2003-08-14T08:20:50Z")

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Is there a Rite Aide drug store there that sells Thrifty ice cream?

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**Author:** ![AHunter3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ahunter3/32/368_2.png) [@AHunter3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AHunter3)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2003, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doesnt-anyone-buy-pistachio/194766/33 "2003-08-18T04:09:35Z")

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I’ve been a fan of pistachio ice cream since my first purchase from Baskin-Robbins circa 1973. Preferably in a double-twin cone with butter pecan in the other half.

It doesn’t have to be green but it has to taste like pistachio.

Actually pistachio-almond is even better.

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