# Dog Poop Etiquette

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dog-poop-etiquette/723439>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [June 25, 2015, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dog-poop-etiquette/723439 "2015-06-25T13:41:03Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 2\
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**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2015, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dog-poop-etiquette/723439/21 "2015-06-26T00:33:15Z")

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Dog Poop Etiquette…Dog poop should always be served fresh with a heady red wine.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2015, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dog-poop-etiquette/723439/22 "2015-06-26T19:58:50Z")

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> [@kayaker](#):
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> Maybe look into [pooprints](http://www.pooprints.com/), a DNA matching service. There are several companies offering this service. Renters or condo owners pay a fee to have their dog’s poop dna tested. Any poop found on the property can be submitted, and if it matches a dog then the owner is fined.

One wonders if Watson and Crick ever considered this possibility. :rolleyes:

When people are talking about all the current technology science fiction predicted, somehow this never made the list…

(At least, I don’t think it did. If it did, no doubt someone will post the story’s name.)

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