# Dog Rapist! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 5, 2004, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dog-rapist/227741 "2004-02-05T22:52:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2004, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dog-rapist/227741/1 "2004-02-05T22:52:42Z")
Or attempted Dog Rapist. The Dog ripped him a new one. [http://news.com.au/common/story\_page/0,4057,8579692^13762,00.html](http://news.com.au/common/story_page/0,4057,8579692%5E13762,00.html) > [@](#): > > He told police he noticed a brown female stray dog wagging its tail and “acting sexy” and pulled it into some tall grass by the roadside. Good Lord… :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2004, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dog-rapist/227741/2 "2004-02-05T22:57:10Z")
> [@](#): > > He told police he always became aroused when he drank heavily but did not have enough money to pay a prostitute. :dubious: But he’s got money for booze and band-aids? ---
**Author:** ![NutWrench](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nutwrench/32/20193_2.png) [@NutWrench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NutWrench)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2004, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dog-rapist/227741/3 "2004-02-05T23:35:18Z")
Was she a hot dog? ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2004, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dog-rapist/227741/4 "2004-02-05T23:49:29Z")
The bitch was asking for it. What? ---
**Author:** ![DeVena](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dec6dc/32.png) [@DeVena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeVena)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2004, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dog-rapist/227741/5 "2004-02-06T00:20:21Z")
Git 'em, doggie… Good Girl!! Keep biting!! ---
**Author:** ![whiterabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/cab0a1/32.png) [@whiterabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whiterabbit)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2004, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dog-rapist/227741/6 "2004-02-06T00:40:17Z")
I have a dog who seems to want my body, but there’s no way I’d indulge him. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![SanguineSpider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SanguineSpider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanguineSpider)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2004, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dog-rapist/227741/7 "2004-02-06T06:23:39Z")
My dog steals my shoes… he’s got a shoe fetish! :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Etherman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/958977/32.png) [@Etherman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Etherman)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2004, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dog-rapist/227741/8 "2004-02-06T06:28:45Z")
So it wasn’t a wiener dog then? I’m sorry I’ll go now ---
**Author:** ![Jenaroph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e8c25b/32.png) [@Jenaroph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenaroph)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2004, 6:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dog-rapist/227741/9 "2004-02-06T06:58:08Z")
> [@](#): > > Police said Toryip had been given a rabies shot and was not charged with a crime, but he had fled his home in an apparent effort to avoid public ridicule. "See that bridge over there? I built that bridge. Stone by stone, I built all the bridges in the village, but do people call me Toryip the Bridgebuilder? No! But you f\*\*\* _one_ dog…" ---
**Author:** ![tarragon918](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d26b3c/32.png) [@tarragon918](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tarragon918)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2004, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dog-rapist/227741/10 "2004-02-06T15:12:28Z")
My first thoughts were that this was a hoax, but I clicked on the link and it looks real enough. Then I’ve gotta ask … how in the world does a dog “look sexy” to a human!!! I shudder to think about this guy, and this wasn’t the first time he’d tried that–he admitted to 2-3 other … rapes, which the story did not specify if they were …successful (?!). 😕 :EEK: ---
**Author:** ![Velma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/85e7bf/32.png) [@Velma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Velma)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2004, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dog-rapist/227741/11 "2004-02-06T17:02:04Z")
Maybe she was dressed up all sexy and fooled him, like Bugs Bunny did to Elmer Fudd. ---
**Author:** ![BJMoose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5fc32e/32.png) [@BJMoose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BJMoose)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2004, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dog-rapist/227741/12 "2004-02-06T17:02:16Z")
Looks to me like Phred Felps is headed for the wrong country. Alas, we Kansans have out done the Thais. Consider this headline from the _Wichita Eagle_in 1974 or thereabouts: _Local Man Arrested for Attempting Sodomy With Duck_. Yep; someone had to go and take seriously the exclamation “Fuck a duck!” ---
**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2004, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dog-rapist/227741/13 "2004-02-06T17:26:35Z")
> [@BJMoose](#): > > _content of post_ Does anyone else find the irony of this particular poster’s name in this particular thread amusing? Nothing personal at all, Mr. Moose. I just found it funny. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![BJMoose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5fc32e/32.png) [@BJMoose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BJMoose)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2004, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dog-rapist/227741/14 "2004-02-06T18:35:30Z")
No offense taken. I knew going in that this form of the name would cause some comment, and it has. For the benefit of the young pups out there, it stands for Bullwinkle Jay Moose, cartoon character extrordinaire. I figured the name Bullwinkle had already been used here, and I was right. As they say in Canada, “What’s wrong with a little Moosehead, eh?” ---
**Author:** ![Celyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9dc877/32.png) [@Celyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Celyn)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2004, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dog-rapist/227741/15 "2004-02-07T13:04:06Z")
Dog rapers. Father stabbers. Father rapers! Dog Father rapers sitting right there on the bench next to me! not exactly from: [http://www.arlo.net/lyrics/alices.shtml](http://www.arlo.net/lyrics/alices.shtml) ---
**Author:** ![Ex\_Machina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/278dde/32.png) [@Ex\_Machina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ex_Machina)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2004, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dog-rapist/227741/16 "2004-02-07T16:24:58Z")
I guess a dog’s the next best thing if you can’t find a pussy. Hey, after a few beers even a stray starts to look like a French poodle. So much for “man’s best friend.” Was he a pet-o-phile? Maybe it was an old dog and he tried to teach it a new trick. “And they called it puppy lo-o-o-ove…” ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2004, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dog-rapist/227741/17 "2004-02-07T19:18:29Z")
Why is it that some people can’t have a few drinks without spending the rest of the night chasing tail? ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2004, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dog-rapist/227741/18 "2004-02-07T19:25:07Z")
. . . last night, I had a howling good time. . . Tripler . . . yeah baby, you gave this dog a bone. . . ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2004, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dog-rapist/227741/19 "2004-02-07T20:13:42Z")
“Under further questioning Toryip admitted to previously raping three dogs while he was under the influence of alcohol.” 😕 WTF? ---
**Author:** ![Ex\_Machina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/278dde/32.png) [@Ex\_Machina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ex_Machina)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2004, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dog-rapist/227741/20 "2004-02-07T22:06:01Z")
> [@Annie-Xmas](#): > > “Under further questioning Toryip admitted to previously raping three dogs while he was under the influence of alcohol.” > 😕 WTF? What? You never heard of ‘Three Dog Night?’ The next time a woman tells this guy she wants to do it ‘doggie style’ he’s going to run screaming from the room. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dog-rapist/227741.md?page=2)