# Dog Rapist! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 5, 2004, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dog-rapist/227741 "2004-02-05T22:52:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2004, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dog-rapist/227741/21 "2004-02-08T01:40:54Z")
Your Honor, I object! The prosecutor is hounding the witness! Tripler :: ducks and runs :: ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2004, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dog-rapist/227741/22 "2004-02-08T03:11:35Z")
> [@Annie-Xmas](#): > > “Under further questioning Toryip admitted to previously raping three dogs while he was under the influence of alcohol.” > 😕 WTF? A _muttnage a trois_ . Gives whole new meaning to _Scooby-Doo_ ---
**Author:** ![AngelicGemma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/439d5e/32.png) [@AngelicGemma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelicGemma)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2004, 12:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dog-rapist/227741/23 "2004-02-08T12:04:27Z")
Why would someone do that?! ---
**Author:** ![Ex\_Machina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/278dde/32.png) [@Ex\_Machina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ex_Machina)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2004, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dog-rapist/227741/24 "2004-02-08T15:16:00Z")
Her lips said “Arf” but her eyes said “Woof!” (I thought horehound was just a plant.) ---
**Author:** ![drewbert](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drewbert/32/15890_2.png) [@drewbert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewbert)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2004, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dog-rapist/227741/25 "2004-02-08T16:27:14Z")
**DO** [sub]this post has been graped by the do gr… aw, never mind.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![BJMoose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5fc32e/32.png) [@BJMoose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BJMoose)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2004, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dog-rapist/227741/26 "2004-02-10T18:23:34Z")
To provide a little historical perspective, here’s a court item from [early Plymouth colony](http://etext.lib.virginia.edu/users/deetz/Plymouth/Lauria2.html) (read most of the u’s as v’s): > [@](#): > > September 7, 1642 Bradford, G. (PCR 2:44): > > Thomas Graunger, late servant to Loue Brewster, of Duxborrow, was this Court indicted for buggery with a mare, a cowe, two goats, diuers sheepe, two calues, and a turkey, and was found guilty, and receiued sentence of death by hanging vntill he was dead. ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2004, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dog-rapist/227741/27 "2004-02-10T18:50:41Z")
> [@tarragon918](#): > > Then I’ve gotta ask … how in the world does a dog “look sexy” to a human!!! [My anaconda don’t want none unless you’ve got buns, hun](http://userpic.livejournal.com/6572600/35710) ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2004, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dog-rapist/227741/28 "2004-02-10T20:44:44Z")
"C’mere boy _whistle whistle whistle_ c’mere c’mere… Good boy, okay nowww… f\*ck! Wait c’mere c’mere c’mere okay now f\*ck! Bad dog! No No No now c’mere c’mere good boy okay nowwwww f\*ck! Dammit, bad dog, sit! Roooolllll overrrrrr and… f\*ck! You stupid freaking dog, get back here, hold itttt and… f\*ck! Stupid dog. Git!" ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2004, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dog-rapist/227741/29 "2004-02-10T22:13:01Z")
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: Its hard to think of what could be worse\* than stumbling across this thread while eating lunch at your desk. :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: - - - - - - - - - \*Unless its stumbling across this thread while eating at your desk a lunch of Mung-Mung Tang. And its Salty. :eek: :eek: :eek: - ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2004, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dog-rapist/227741/30 "2004-02-10T22:36:39Z")
> [@tarragon918](#): > > how in the world does a dog “look sexy” to a human?!?! Q. What’s the difference between a dog and a fox? A. About 10 beers. But I think it would take a hell of a lot more than that if a _real_ dog were involved . . . ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2004, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dog-rapist/227741/31 "2004-02-10T22:40:36Z")
Anyone else reminded of a certain [pair of sociopathic lawyers](http://www.courttv.com/trials/dogmaul/background-b_highlights.html)? ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2004, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dog-rapist/227741/32 "2004-02-11T02:47:07Z")
Has to be a NIN fan “I want to f\*ck you like an animal” :eek: Talk about your whole existence being flawed…doubt it brought him closer to God, though. 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dog-rapist/227741.md?page=1)