# Dog shoots man

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dog-shoots-man/150698>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 24, 2003, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dog-shoots-man/150698 "2003-01-24T20:37:15Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![HPL](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/3da27b/32.png) [@HPL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HPL)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2003, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dog-shoots-man/150698/21 "2003-01-25T05:48:39Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Crusoe \*  
> \*\*Good grief. Did none of you ever see Richard Adams’ _Plague Dogs_? I tell you, animated dogs are shooting their owners all the time… \*\*

Is that like those infamous **Resevior Dogs** that carry guns and shoot people, particulary cops?

“Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy, or are you gonna bite?”

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**Author:** ![Pucky\_Schumer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/74df32/32.png) [@Pucky\_Schumer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pucky_Schumer)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2003, 7:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dog-shoots-man/150698/22 "2003-01-25T07:05:15Z")

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> \*Originally posted by HPL \*  
> \*\*Is that like those infamous **Resevior Dogs** that carry guns and shoot people, particulary cops?
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> “Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy, or are you gonna bite?” \*\*

You shoot me in a _dream,_ you better wake up and apologize.

Love that movie.

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**Author:** ![Siege](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dbc845/32.png) [@Siege](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siege)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2003, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dog-shoots-man/150698/23 "2003-01-25T15:16:17Z")

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I saw the story in my local paper this morning and was considering posting it. I’d nominate him for a Darwin Award.

CJ

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**Author:** ![Realhoops](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8dc957/32.png) [@Realhoops](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Realhoops)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2003, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dog-shoots-man/150698/24 "2003-01-25T17:34:39Z")

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A while back, as noted in [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=151273), a Lincoln, Nebraska, dog took it one step further and shot his owner for making the dog go hunting.

Remember, it’s not guns that kill people, it’s dogs with guns that kill people.

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