# Doggy door doctor avoids jail time **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 13, 2014, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doggy-door-doctor-avoids-jail-time/683580 "2014-03-13T00:54:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 2\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2014, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doggy-door-doctor-avoids-jail-time/683580/1 "2014-03-13T00:54:54Z")
[Update](http://www.chron.com/news/houston-texas/houston/article/Ben-Taub-ER-director-takes-plea-in-doggy-door-5307192.php) on [the Houston emergency doc](http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/spurned-spouse-writes-whore-lipstick-rival-mirror-cops-article-1.1539149) who busted into her romantic rival’s house [through the doggy door\*](http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2518900/Doctor-breaks-home-husbands-mistress-doggy-door-scrawls-wh---homewrecker-mirror-lipstick-litters-condoms-stairs.html) and sent her threatening text messages (as you’d expect, the best coverage comes from the Daily Mail and the N.Y. Daily News). It’s hard to pick a favorite element of this story - the trail of (unused) condoms left on the rival’s stairs, the threat to dislocate her vagina\*\*, or the fact that it involves three physicians from a former home town behaving badly (allegedly). \*\*I am not sure how one would accomplish this, anatomically speaking. But we’re talking about the director of one of the busiest ERs in the country, so she’s probably seen it all. \*either a very small woman or a really big dog. ---
**Author:** ![thelurkinghorror](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7c8e57/32.png) [@thelurkinghorror](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thelurkinghorror)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2014, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doggy-door-doctor-avoids-jail-time/683580/2 "2014-03-14T22:59:55Z")
We’re talking tabloids here, they need to spend their headline budget. How about “Deltoid Dislocating Doggy Door Doctor Dodges Disciplinary Detention”?