How the hell am I a hypocrite?
I am bitching about my neighbors dogs, I simply state to your ass that I am not into animal cruelty but the humans are the ones that need to be dealt with.
How the fuck is that hypocritical you knuckle dragging gorilla of a human?
Fuck you and the sheep you fucked last night. But pardon me, was that a dog you fucked? If so, please go over and fuck my nieghbor’s dogs.
that’s not right pandering your neighbor’s dogs. Now you are pimping puppies. What a mess…
Techie, that idiot isn’t worth the brainpower required to even type a response. What an idjit.
Anway, I have one more idea. How about printing this:
http://www.iams.com/aboutdogs/articles/dog_articles/barkbite.htm
out and attaching a copy of your city ordinence about barking? If it’s anything like our city ord., it will mention both times and duration of barking. This way, you have presented the problem, proof that they’re breaking the rules, and a bunch of possible solutions. You could mail something like that to them and see if they get the point. If you do that, make copies for yourself in case you have to persue it further. I like the article I linked to because it specifically mentions how barking dogs can cause your neighbors problems.
Zette
I thought I had a clever idea, but someone else already made a fortune off of it. Sigh.
I’ve got it! Go over and ask them kindly if they’ll keep their dogs inside until a specified hour!
Zette,
Chronolicht is the annoyance at this time…I appreciate your suggestions but this barnacle is needing of scraping off my boat.
He’s worse than my nieghbor’s dogs, if anyone needs to be wiped off the face of the Earth it’s him…
Anyone that starts talking about killing an animal needs to be euthanized with ammonia, an electrical wire and a needle.
I understand you are angry at Chronolicht, but this is ridiculous. You mean killing someone’s pet, right? If not, then strap me in, baby.
"I am going to come over an place a muzzle on your face, tie your hands and legs together like a rodeo calf, expose your genitals and dip your body in a tub filled with dry ice."
"Your idea of “killing” an animal is disgusting. I find your kind worthy of a serious tar and feathering…your genitals shall be burned with a torch and your eyelids are fused with super glue then your mouth is filled with acid so your innerds need to retreat."
"Simply put you are not human, you need your intestines pulled through your asshole…something I can have done if you so choose to mess with people or animals"
"He’s worse than my nieghbor’s dogs, if anyone needs to be wiped off the face of the Earth it’s him…"
"Anyone that starts talking about killing an animal needs to be euthanized with ammonia, an electrical wire and a needle. "
nice.
and what do we do with the people that start talking about torturing, killing, maiming and disabling humans?
real nice.
pit or not.
I capped on 'em pretty hard. I am sure she means it in the same way that I meant throwing Advil over the fence. A little comforting to say it, but beyond the abstract, abhorrent.
Chronolicht “Getting the slightest bit on your fingers could turn you into a slobbering goofasaurus in perpetuity.”
Yes, we know. We can tell that you are obviously a victim of your own idea.
Anyway, Tech, talking to them is always the first option but if that doesn’t get you anywhere, a video tape can really back you up. Complaining to animal control can’t really “do” anything unless you have a bunch of other folks backing you up; even then, video proof helps a lot.
My best to hon!
My best to you, hon… 
Well I have figured out why my neighbor’s dogs haven’t been barking, they are out of town.
I did my civic duty today to cast my vote on very important things, went to the bank and cruised through the grocery store. Well I get home and realize I really need to get my mail that’s been piling since Friday…
Walking down my driveway I hear a whooooooooosh, constant. I thought “this is odd”.
I look through the back gate and step in a huge puddle of water. I opened the gate and one of their outside pipes had broken. We have been having some extremelly cold nights and their pipes are not protected so this does not surprise me.
What do I do but be a nice neighbor and call the utility department. This was about 4:00 this afternoon, it’s now 6:30. They didn’t show up until about 6:00 and the water department will have to shut off all the water to their home. Had I not gotten my mail it would be pouring out all night long.
They better keep their barking poop machines quiet now because had I not called utilities they may have ended up with several hundreds of dollars worth of a utility bill. Hey I may be a bitch about things but something like that I will be a nice neighbor and make a phone call to minimize severe damage…especially if this gets into the foundation area.
As far as I can tell they have not yet been successful in turning off the water since they can’t enter the home and the pipe that broke is connected to the main service. I can hear the water from my bedroom window. They have to shut it off with the city connection that is five feet under ground, the problem is he isn’t sure where the little man-hole is and may have to call in their construction crew to get at it. I hate to see the ravages of the yard after this night.
BTW thanks Byz. < smooches >
I feel your pain. My neighbor has four ( count them four) birddogs. Ya think he ever goes bird hunting? ummm no. Instead the dogs romp around inside a small yard until they are crazed from lack of activity and sheer boredom. I moved out of town to get away from these kinds of situations, but the minute we step out of our back door to enjoy a warm summer evening, the dogs go completely berserk for the next 30 minutes or until we go into the house. Yuck.