# Dog's itinerary **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 20, 2018, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dogs-itinerary/812794 "2018-04-20T17:04:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 5\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2018, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dogs-itinerary/812794/1 "2018-04-20T17:04:39Z")
I asked our family dog if she could go on a walk with me after work. She said she didn’t know and that I should check with her administrative assistant. I did so and found out her schedule this afternoon looks like this: 12:00 - 12:30 Snooze 12;30 - 1:00 take a siesta 1:00 - 1:04 bark at birds or squirrels in back yard 1:05 - 1:30 nap 1:30 - 2:00 rest 2:00 - 2:15 think doggy thoughts 2:15 - 2:25 chase tail 2:25 - 3:30 listen to traffic 3:30 - 5:15 get beauty sleep 5:15 - 5:25 caper about in joy. Master is home! 5:25 - 5:30 get let out for bathroom break 5:30 - 6:00 intently watch master make dinner 6:00 - 6:45 stare intently while rest of family eats dinner 6:45 - 6:46 EAT DINNER!!! 6:47 - 7:00 stare intently while dishes are washed and put away 7:00 - ? Sleep So it appears there are no available time slots remaining the rest of the day. How disappointing. ---
**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2018, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dogs-itinerary/812794/2 "2018-04-20T20:29:58Z")
What a shame. My dog’s schedule is much the same, with the exception of 3-5 slots for “Act like I have a bathroom emergency so I can go out, come back in , and get a treat”. It would be easier on all of us if he’s just ask for the damn treat straight up. ---
**Author:** ![ZipperJJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zipperjj/32/211_2.png) [@ZipperJJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZipperJJ)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2018, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dogs-itinerary/812794/3 "2018-04-20T20:35:24Z")
7 AM - Wait to get up and eat 8 AM - Remind mom it’s going to be breakfast time 9 AM - BREAKFAST!!! 9:10 AM - Wait to have lunch 12 PM - Remind mom it’s going to be lunch time 1 PM - LUNCH!!! 1:10 PM - Wait for walkies 4 PM - Remind mom it’s going to be walkies time 5 PM - WALKIES!!! 5:30 PM - GREEN BEANS!!! 5:40 PM - Wait for breakfast. ---
**Author:** ![Patx2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/73ab20/32.png) [@Patx2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patx2)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2018, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dogs-itinerary/812794/4 "2018-04-20T21:35:53Z")
5:45 Take a walk with dad 6:00 Have breakfast, awesome! 6:00-7:20 various activities including napping, sitting on mom’s lap or the couch, getting compliments, hoping for treats 7:20 wake up our human sister, sometimes going upstairs, other times just going to the puppy mall and sniffing around in the other room. 7:40 get treats because mom leaves for work and human sister wants to distract us 7:45-1:00 nap, stretch, get compliments 1:00 walk with sister 1:15-4:00 nap 4:00 get excited mom is home 4:00-6:00 treats, compliments, stretches, naps 6:00 dad gets home, go crazy 6:15 hang out while the humans eat 6:35 dinner time, so happy 7:15 walk with dad and mom or sister 7:15 until bedtime get some treats, relax, nap, get goodnight treats and go to bed All times are approximate and please have your dogs contact my dogs for specifics. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2018, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dogs-itinerary/812794/5 "2018-04-20T22:00:26Z")
Wait…your dogs don’t have music class? ETA… we used to have a book reading, but the cats have better taste in reading material.