# Dogs playing Jesus **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 6, 2005, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dogs-playing-jesus/334301 "2005-12-06T04:54:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2005, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dogs-playing-jesus/334301/21 "2005-12-06T16:43:25Z")
In the Dog Vinci Code we find out that Jesus was one of a litter of pups (the runt actually) but that the church has been hiding this fact for centuries. ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2005, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dogs-playing-jesus/334301/22 "2005-12-06T16:45:15Z")
[Oh my god check out the bears!](http://bearfoots.theperfectsolution.com/bearfoots/beartivity/bear2.htm) I can only imagin them as the three bears from the WB cartoons. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2005, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dogs-playing-jesus/334301/23 "2005-12-06T17:40:46Z")
> [@Nature's Call](#): > > Leaving us to contemplate the moostery of it all. Bullwinkle J Moose: Hey Rocky! Watch me pull a miracle out of my hat! Rocky the Squitrrel: Aw, that trick never works! Bullwinkle: Nothin’ up my sleeve… :: reaches into hat :: :: pulls out a demon, which roars :: :: shoves demon back :: Oops. Wrong hat… ---
**Author:** ![SkeptiJess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea666f/32.png) [@SkeptiJess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkeptiJess)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2005, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dogs-playing-jesus/334301/24 "2005-12-06T18:46:54Z")
> [@Dragwyr](#): > > So were the three wise cats bringing gold, frankinsense and purr? > 😃 Maybe. Click on the polar bear set – one of the three wise polar bears is bringing baby polar-bear-jesus a great big fish. ---
**Author:** ![h.sapiens](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e0b2c6/32.png) [@h.sapiens](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/h.sapiens)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2005, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dogs-playing-jesus/334301/25 "2005-12-06T19:06:30Z")
> [@Marlitharn](#): > > The dogs are bad. But check out the [moose!](http://bearfoots.theperfectsolution.com/moose/moosetivity.htm) > > [sub]Meese? Mooses? Many-moose…? _wanders off muttering to self_[/sub] Holy Mooses! Oh, and… “Dogs Playing Jesus” – band name! ---
**Author:** ![Elza\_B](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Elza\_B](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elza_B)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2005, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dogs-playing-jesus/334301/26 "2005-12-06T20:40:12Z")
“Dogtivity” makes the Baby Jesus cry. I’ve never gotten to say that before, give me a break! ---
**Author:** ![Plynck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Plynck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Plynck)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2005, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dogs-playing-jesus/334301/27 "2005-12-06T20:51:44Z")
> [@Jess](#): > > one of the three wise polar bears is bringing baby polar-bear-jesus a great big fish. A Jesus Fish! > [@Elza B](#): > > “Dogtivity” makes the Baby Jesus cry. > > I’ve never gotten to say that before, give me a break! Meanwhile passing over the perfectly good “I burning your Jesus”. Kids… :rolleyes: Maybe a dingo ate your baby Jesus… ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2005, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dogs-playing-jesus/334301/28 "2005-12-07T03:54:32Z")
> [@Jess](#): > > Um… I liked it. I liked the polar bear one too. And the cat one was cool as hell – the little kitty angels were up on one of those carpetted scratching trees people have for their cats. > > But nobody has ever accused me of having good taste. Same here-the cat one is fucking great! C’mon, **Miller** , this is the kind of thing that’s so tacky it’s cool! ---
**Author:** ![Hung\_Mung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a88e4f/32.png) [@Hung\_Mung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hung_Mung)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2005, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dogs-playing-jesus/334301/29 "2005-12-07T04:47:47Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > Same here-the cat one is fucking great! > > C’mon, **Miller** , this is the kind of thing that’s so tacky it’s cool! No way, that’s the kind of thinking that makes girls wear Ug boots, knit ponchos and Jackie Onassis-style, over-sized sunglasses. Just tacky. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2005, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dogs-playing-jesus/334301/30 "2005-12-07T05:22:22Z")
Why no pigtivity? No cowtivity? No turtletivity or elephantivity or chimptivity or raccoontivity? Or, for the anti-Darwinist crowd, a dinosaurtivity? ---
**Author:** ![Richard\_Pearse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/richard_pearse/32/13144_2.png) [@Richard\_Pearse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Richard_Pearse)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2005, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dogs-playing-jesus/334301/31 "2005-12-07T06:01:58Z")
I’m dissapointed there isn’t one with a horses, a neightivity. ---
**Author:** ![mobo85](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@mobo85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mobo85)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2005, 6:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dogs-playing-jesus/334301/32 "2005-12-07T06:53:22Z")
> [@Zebra](#): > > I can only imagin them as the three bears from the WB cartoons. G-U-N-P-O-W-D-E-R…frankincense! Boy, I sure is a good speller. C-A-T, dog. B-A-T, Rhode Island. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2005, 6:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dogs-playing-jesus/334301/33 "2005-12-07T06:57:11Z")
Boy, this puts a whole new spin on [an old phrase…](http://www.worldwidewords.org/qa/qa-dog2.htm) ---
**Author:** ![cbawlmer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@cbawlmer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cbawlmer)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2005, 7:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dogs-playing-jesus/334301/34 "2005-12-07T07:19:02Z")
Wow, those are awesome! I especially like the moosetivity. It’s almost better than the statue my mother has displayed for years, without irony, of Santa Claus kneeling and praying before the Baby Jesus. ---
**Author:** ![GargoyleWB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gargoylewb/32/199_2.png) [@GargoyleWB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GargoyleWB)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2005, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dogs-playing-jesus/334301/35 "2005-12-07T19:42:42Z")
Wise Dog #1: “There’s a star above the manger!” Wise Dog #2: “Sirius?” Wise Dog #1: “Yes, I mean it!” ---
**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2005, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dogs-playing-jesus/334301/36 "2005-12-07T20:08:43Z")
These, and especially the cativity sets, reminded me of [this](http://www.worldwiderant.com/archives/001929.html) by our very own Sampiro. (Scroll down to story number 2) ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2005, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dogs-playing-jesus/334301/37 "2005-12-07T20:16:02Z")
[You think that’s bad…](http://www.goingjesus.com/cavalcade.shtml) ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2005, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dogs-playing-jesus/334301/38 "2005-12-07T21:03:10Z")
I think we need a Cthulhutivity set. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2005, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dogs-playing-jesus/334301/39 "2005-12-07T21:14:19Z")
> [@Knowed Out](#): > > [You think that’s bad…](http://www.goingjesus.com/cavalcade.shtml) Last set on the first page is our very own Dogtivity. I feel this validates my OP. ---
**Author:** ![detop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@detop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/detop)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2005, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dogs-playing-jesus/334301/40 "2005-12-07T21:24:53Z")
> [@Elza B](#): > > “Dogtivity” makes the Baby Jesus cry. > > I’ve never gotten to say that before, give me a break! No, it makes the **Puppy** Jesus cry. 😃 See you guys in Hell [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dogs-playing-jesus/334301.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dogs-playing-jesus/334301.md?page=3)