# Dogwoods, Amen at the Corner, and Green Jackets: It's Masters Time! **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [April 7, 2009, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dogwoods-amen-at-the-corner-and-green-jackets-its-masters-time/492196 "2009-04-07T00:20:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2009, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dogwoods-amen-at-the-corner-and-green-jackets-its-masters-time/492196/101 "2009-04-12T21:13:03Z")
Amazing run by both of these guys; this is why I watch the Masters every year-you just never quite know what kind of amazing shit you’ll see. Well, it all depends basically on whether Perry can make any putts on the 2nd nine, esp. at 13 & 15. It won’t be easy if both Tiger & Phil are sitting in the clubhouse at 10 or even 11 under. ---
**Author:** ![Zakalwe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zakalwe/32/270_2.png) [@Zakalwe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zakalwe)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2009, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dogwoods-amen-at-the-corner-and-green-jackets-its-masters-time/492196/102 "2009-04-12T21:14:53Z")
> [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](#): > > Here comes Tiger. And there he goes. That was a terrible drive on 17. Perry birdies 12. Tiger does the best he can, but I would say he’s probably out of it. ---
**Author:** ![gonzomax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e8c25b/32.png) [@gonzomax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzomax)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2009, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dogwoods-amen-at-the-corner-and-green-jackets-its-masters-time/492196/103 "2009-04-12T21:16:42Z")
Perry and Cabrera have 2 easy par 5s coming up ---
**Author:** ![Lamar\_Mundane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/85f322/32.png) [@Lamar\_Mundane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lamar_Mundane)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2009, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dogwoods-amen-at-the-corner-and-green-jackets-its-masters-time/492196/104 "2009-04-12T21:18:12Z")
Phil with one more absolutely crucial four foot putt in a major. Will he make it? ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2009, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dogwoods-amen-at-the-corner-and-green-jackets-its-masters-time/492196/105 "2009-04-12T21:20:44Z")
Tiger’s going to be lucky to make par on 17 now. He gave it a hell of a run, but I think he’s out of it now. ---
**Author:** ![MadTheSwine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MadTheSwine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadTheSwine)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2009, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dogwoods-amen-at-the-corner-and-green-jackets-its-masters-time/492196/106 "2009-04-12T21:22:32Z")
> [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](#): > > Here comes Tiger. Yup…there he goes. ---
**Author:** ![DSYoungEsq](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c6cbf5/32.png) [@DSYoungEsq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DSYoungEsq)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2009, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dogwoods-amen-at-the-corner-and-green-jackets-its-masters-time/492196/107 "2009-04-12T21:22:49Z")
Tiger is done. Now, is Phil ready to step up? No, of course not. ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2009, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dogwoods-amen-at-the-corner-and-green-jackets-its-masters-time/492196/108 "2009-04-12T21:22:56Z")
Stick a fork in Tiger. I’ve totally lost interest now. ---
**Author:** ![MadTheSwine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MadTheSwine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadTheSwine)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2009, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dogwoods-amen-at-the-corner-and-green-jackets-its-masters-time/492196/109 "2009-04-12T21:23:33Z")
Jhc phil!!! Lol ---
**Author:** ![MadTheSwine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MadTheSwine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadTheSwine)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2009, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dogwoods-amen-at-the-corner-and-green-jackets-its-masters-time/492196/110 "2009-04-12T21:25:01Z")
> [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](#): > > Stick a fork in Tiger. I’ve totally lost interest now. Wah ---
**Author:** ![Lamar\_Mundane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/85f322/32.png) [@Lamar\_Mundane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lamar_Mundane)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2009, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dogwoods-amen-at-the-corner-and-green-jackets-its-masters-time/492196/111 "2009-04-12T21:25:25Z")
There never used to be any “Get in the hole!” at the Masters. Holy crap, Phil - that was worse than the one on 15. Two four foot putts that didn’t even come close to the hole. Maybe it doesn’t matter with Perry finding his game. Of course Phil would be tied for the lead without the brainfart on #12. ---
**Author:** ![gonzomax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e8c25b/32.png) [@gonzomax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzomax)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2009, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dogwoods-amen-at-the-corner-and-green-jackets-its-masters-time/492196/112 "2009-04-12T21:25:46Z")
Phil gave away 4 strokes today and has a great round. it was so there for him. ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2009, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dogwoods-amen-at-the-corner-and-green-jackets-its-masters-time/492196/113 "2009-04-12T21:27:32Z")
And Lefty chokes again. It’s hard to give a shit what happens now. Kenny Perry…yawn. Chad Campbell…I can’t get behind anybody named Chad. ---
**Author:** ![MadTheSwine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MadTheSwine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadTheSwine)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2009, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dogwoods-amen-at-the-corner-and-green-jackets-its-masters-time/492196/114 "2009-04-12T21:29:08Z")
> [@Lamar\_Mundane](#): > > There never used to be any “Get in the hole!” at the Masters. > . I think it was yesterday ..but might have been Friday..Tigger was teeing off on a par three and someone yelled"GET IN THE HOLE" David Feherty disgustingly said"not at Augusta." Watch out fer Angel ---
**Author:** ![MadTheSwine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MadTheSwine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadTheSwine)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2009, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dogwoods-amen-at-the-corner-and-green-jackets-its-masters-time/492196/115 "2009-04-12T21:30:08Z")
> [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](#): > > And Lefty chokes again. > > It’s hard to give a shit what happens now. Kenny Perry…yawn. Chad Campbell…I can’t get behind anybody named Chad. I am very interested. ---
**Author:** ![MadTheSwine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MadTheSwine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadTheSwine)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2009, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dogwoods-amen-at-the-corner-and-green-jackets-its-masters-time/492196/116 "2009-04-12T21:31:08Z")
Nice tree. ---
**Author:** ![DSYoungEsq](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c6cbf5/32.png) [@DSYoungEsq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DSYoungEsq)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2009, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dogwoods-amen-at-the-corner-and-green-jackets-its-masters-time/492196/117 "2009-04-12T21:34:35Z")
Tiger will finish with par for -9. Lefty should end up at -10. Correction: Lefty at -9? ---
**Author:** ![MadTheSwine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MadTheSwine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadTheSwine)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2009, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dogwoods-amen-at-the-corner-and-green-jackets-its-masters-time/492196/118 "2009-04-12T21:36:52Z")
> [@DSYoungEsq](#): > > Tiger will finish with par for -9. Lefty should end up at -10. > > Correction: Lefty at -9? Probly -7 ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2009, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dogwoods-amen-at-the-corner-and-green-jackets-its-masters-time/492196/119 "2009-04-12T21:47:46Z")
No real chance for Phil now, Tiger’s complete toast of course. They gave it a hell of a run-just can’t believe those two short missed putts for Phil, and Tiger’s 2 horrible drives on the last two holes. ---
**Author:** ![MadTheSwine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MadTheSwine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadTheSwine)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2009, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dogwoods-amen-at-the-corner-and-green-jackets-its-masters-time/492196/120 "2009-04-12T21:52:02Z")
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