# Doing Alphagene **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 3, 1999, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doing-alphagene/11670 "1999-12-03T20:57:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Flypsyde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f0a364/32.png) [@Flypsyde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flypsyde)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 1999, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doing-alphagene/11670/1 "1999-12-03T20:57:00Z")
Think he’ll check in, Chief? * * * “Bodie, I noticed you stopped stuttering.” “I’ve been giving myself shock treatments.” “Up the voltage.” -_Real Genius_ ---
**Author:** ![SaxFace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/13edae/32.png) [@SaxFace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SaxFace)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 1999, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doing-alphagene/11670/2 "1999-12-03T21:02:00Z")
What if we’ve already done Alphagene? * * * Formerly unknown as “Melanie” ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 1999, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doing-alphagene/11670/3 "1999-12-03T21:03:00Z")
Did he perfume himself beforehand, Sax? * * * “Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.” - George Carlin ---
**Author:** ![Flypsyde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f0a364/32.png) [@Flypsyde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flypsyde)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 1999, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doing-alphagene/11670/4 "1999-12-03T21:03:00Z")
> [@](#): > > What if we’ve already done Alphagene? Well, then, Sax, you have to tell us what kind of cologne/perfume/douche/household cleaning products he uses “down there”. * * * “Bodie, I noticed you stopped stuttering.” “I’ve been giving myself shock treatments.” “Up the voltage.” -_Real Genius_ ---
**Author:** ![Flypsyde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f0a364/32.png) [@Flypsyde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flypsyde)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 1999, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doing-alphagene/11670/5 "1999-12-03T21:04:00Z")
Dammit, Falcon! Stop stealing my thunder! * * * “Bodie, I noticed you stopped stuttering.” “I’ve been giving myself shock treatments.” “Up the voltage.” -_Real Genius_ ---
**Author:** ![manhattan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manhattan/32/7_2.png) [@manhattan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manhattan)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 1999, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doing-alphagene/11670/6 "1999-12-03T21:06:00Z")
I think I can now safely predict that the _Sequential Threads_ thread will outstrip _Guy Stuff_ within the week. * * * Livin’ on Tums, Vitamin E and Rogaine ---
**Author:** ![SaxFace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/13edae/32.png) [@SaxFace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SaxFace)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 1999, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doing-alphagene/11670/7 "1999-12-03T21:10:00Z")
Oh, come on fellas, I really didn’t do him! But I’ll let you know if I ever do - I’ll have a full report in MPSIMS the next day giving you every dirty or perfumed detail. I mean, isn’t it time someone else talked about his or her sex life for a change? * * * Formerly unknown as “Melanie” ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 1999, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doing-alphagene/11670/8 "1999-12-03T21:10:00Z")
::shaking head slowly:: Ya just _had_ to go here. ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 1999, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doing-alphagene/11670/9 "1999-12-03T21:12:00Z")
Woohoo! Beat Flyp to the sarcastic comment! ::victory dance:: * * * “Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.” - George Carlin ---
**Author:** ![Flypsyde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f0a364/32.png) [@Flypsyde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flypsyde)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 1999, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doing-alphagene/11670/10 "1999-12-03T21:16:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Ya just had to go here. Hey, you said, “If I had the balls…” Well, I had the balls. Falcon, this town ain’t big enough for the both of us… DRAW! * * * “Bodie, I noticed you stopped stuttering.” “I’ve been giving myself shock treatments.” “Up the voltage.” -_Real Genius_ ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 1999, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doing-alphagene/11670/11 "1999-12-03T21:17:00Z")
::Falcon draws a gun on a piece of paper, a la Bugs Bunny:: How’s that? * * * “Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.” - George Carlin ---
**Author:** ![Flypsyde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f0a364/32.png) [@Flypsyde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flypsyde)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 1999, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doing-alphagene/11670/12 "1999-12-03T21:21:00Z")
You been eatin’ onions! (I will be most impressed if you can furnish the next line.) * * * “Bodie, I noticed you stopped stuttering.” “I’ve been giving myself shock treatments.” “Up the voltage.” -_Real Genius_ ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 1999, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doing-alphagene/11670/13 "1999-12-03T21:25:00Z")
Flyp’s resume: I have balls. ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 1999, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doing-alphagene/11670/14 "1999-12-03T21:30:00Z")
Alas, Flyp…I cannot produce the next line. Guess that means ya ran me out of town… ::slinks off towards the door, muttering:: Well, at least I could beat him in music trivia… * * * “Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.” - George Carlin ---
**Author:** ![Flypsyde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f0a364/32.png) [@Flypsyde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flypsyde)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 1999, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doing-alphagene/11670/15 "1999-12-03T21:35:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Flyp’s resume: > I have balls. Actually, that’s just my favorite pick-up line. * * * “Bodie, I noticed you stopped stuttering.” “I’ve been giving myself shock treatments.” “Up the voltage.” -_Real Genius_ ---
**Author:** ![kellibelli](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@kellibelli](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kellibelli)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 1999, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doing-alphagene/11670/16 "1999-12-03T21:37:00Z")
I just want to know who was ‘doing’ alphagene last night in the chat room.