# Doing it doggie style. Beastiality case.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doing-it-doggie-style-beastiality-case/586208>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 20, 2011, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doing-it-doggie-style-beastiality-case/586208 "2011-06-20T21:36:18Z")\
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**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2011, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doing-it-doggie-style-beastiality-case/586208/1 "2011-06-20T21:36:18Z")

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[This story](http://www.mansfieldnewsjournal.com/article/20110617/NEWS01/106170314) is [another bestiality case](http://www.kltv.com/story/14927614/man-accused-of-having-sex-with-dog). At least the guy considered himself married to the German Shepard. This case has multiple dogs, a horse, a blow up sheep and home made porn. He was interested in ewes, sows and other animals he hadn’t gotten to yet. He also walked peoples dogs for them.

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> Rosario DeLeon, 41, said after the man adopted the shepherd mix from the Richland County Dog Shelter on May 7, he posted a “Just Married” sign in the back window of his vehicle
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> The back bumper of the vehicle is still lined with “I love my German Shepherd” stickers.

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**Author:** ![YogSothoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/8edcca/32.png) [@YogSothoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YogSothoth)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2011, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doing-it-doggie-style-beastiality-case/586208/2 "2011-06-20T22:53:06Z")

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At least when they get into the inevitable fight, he could call her a bitch and she wouldn’t be able to retort.

But what will he do if she starts sniffing someone else’s butt? And would it matter if it was another dog’s butt or a human’s butt?

Oh, and somebody should definitely check his pantry for peanut butter 😉

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**Author:** ![The\_Man\_With\_The\_Golden\_Gun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dc4da7/32.png) [@The\_Man\_With\_The\_Golden\_Gun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Man_With_The_Golden_Gun)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2011, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doing-it-doggie-style-beastiality-case/586208/3 "2011-06-20T23:15:36Z")

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_Didn’t need to take her on a date,  
Just had to stand here on the crate…_

Dunno why this reminded me of that.

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**Author:** ![pohjonen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pohjonen/32/423_2.png) [@pohjonen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pohjonen)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2011, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doing-it-doggie-style-beastiality-case/586208/4 "2011-06-21T00:59:19Z")

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This gives a whole new meaning to “putting on the dog.”

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**Author:** ![Markxxx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5daacb/32.png) [@Markxxx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Markxxx)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2011, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doing-it-doggie-style-beastiality-case/586208/5 "2011-06-21T01:14:55Z")

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Dolly from _[the Family Circus](http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/2535/pfamilycircus2007.jpg)_ has already answered this question

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**Author:** ![Zsofia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/7bcc69/32.png) [@Zsofia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zsofia)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2011, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doing-it-doggie-style-beastiality-case/586208/6 "2011-06-21T02:32:19Z")

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Oh, thank God - I also live in Richland County, but a different one. I had a little moment there of “please god home state do not embarrass me again today!”

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**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2011, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doing-it-doggie-style-beastiality-case/586208/7 "2011-06-21T02:47:56Z")

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For the lady that said she used him to walk the dog in the past and didn’t know what to do, I would suggest first thing is to get a different dog walker.

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**Author:** ![G0sp3l](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c68b51/32.png) [@G0sp3l](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/G0sp3l)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2011, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doing-it-doggie-style-beastiality-case/586208/8 "2011-06-21T03:45:52Z")

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Every time I see one of these I wonder “How does a human even fit?”

I don’t want to know and I will NEVER look into the mechanics of it so please don’t try to enlighten me.

I don’t understand humans ☹

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**Author:** ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2011, 7:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doing-it-doggie-style-beastiality-case/586208/9 "2011-06-21T07:18:47Z")

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> [@Markxxx](#):
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> Dolly from _[the Family Circus](http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/2535/pfamilycircus2007.jpg)_ has already answered this question

laughed my ass off:cool::eek:🆒

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**Author:** ![notquitekarpov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@notquitekarpov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notquitekarpov)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2011, 10:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doing-it-doggie-style-beastiality-case/586208/10 "2011-06-21T10:19:16Z")

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Well at least he said he was only interested in female dogs.
