# Doing Michelle **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 2, 1999, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doing-michelle/11654 "1999-12-02T19:23:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 1999, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doing-michelle/11654/1 "1999-12-02T19:23:00Z")
Sorry - I just had to do it. * * * \>^,^\< KITTEN Please tell your pants it’s not polite to point. ---
**Author:** ![AWB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bb73d2/32.png) [@AWB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AWB)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 1999, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doing-michelle/11654/2 "1999-12-02T19:25:00Z")
Why? Are _you_ interested? 😉 😉 😉 ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 1999, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doing-michelle/11654/3 "1999-12-02T19:25:00Z")
So to speak. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Atrael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Atrael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atrael)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 1999, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doing-michelle/11654/4 "1999-12-02T19:26:00Z")
Can we all watch if you do?.. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Daniel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Daniel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daniel)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 1999, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doing-michelle/11654/5 "1999-12-02T19:40:00Z")
I’m also tempted to start a _Being Michelle_ thread, too, because I mean seriously; look at the attention she’s getting right now, and ask yourself “who WOULDN’T want to be Michelle?” (and also b/c when I tried to post my response to the _Befriending Michelle_ post, it complained that I got my password wrong. I went back to change it and realized I’d accidentally entered Michelle’s name as my own. Anyone else making this mistake?) ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 1999, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doing-michelle/11654/6 "1999-12-02T19:43:00Z")
[checks watch, wondering how long it’ll be before Michelle ambles into THIS thread.] ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 1999, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doing-michelle/11654/7 "1999-12-02T19:45:00Z")
Well, how long did it take me??? 🙂 Someone was wondering what other forum we should have here…well…a Michelle forum of course! 🙂 * * * Weave a circle round him thrice, And close your eyes with holy dread, For he on honey-dew hath fed, And drunk the milk of Paradise.–Coleridge ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 1999, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doing-michelle/11654/8 "1999-12-02T19:48:00Z")
Just 22 minutes since Diane’s OP, honeybunny. Got to say ixnay on a Michelle Forum. I spend way too much time in SDMB as it is… * * * Uke ---
**Author:** ![omni-not](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8dc957/32.png) [@omni-not](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/omni-not)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 1999, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doing-michelle/11654/9 "1999-12-02T20:33:00Z")
Michelle: How are you coping with all that newly found fame!!! Has your behaviour changed much?? Animals can sense this, you know… ---
**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 1999, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doing-michelle/11654/10 "1999-12-02T20:52:00Z")
There should definitely be a webcam for this kind of stuff. * * * Well, shut my mouth. It’s also illegal to put squirrels down your pants for the purposes of gambling. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 1999, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doing-michelle/11654/11 "1999-12-02T21:34:00Z")
I’m trying not to let this go to my head. 🙂 I am going to the movies tonight with my friend Kerri. I’ll have her take some pics of me and I’ll forward them to Opal for posting on my profile on her page. I’ll take one with Kerri so ya’ll can see her too. She is single as well, and she is six foot two! We look really funny when we hang out together. * * * I crave an art that passionately transcends the mundane instead of being a device for self-deception.–Griffin, from The Griffin and Sabine trilogy. ---
**Author:** ![ZenBeam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/3ab097/32.png) [@ZenBeam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZenBeam)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 1999, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doing-michelle/11654/12 "1999-12-02T21:57:00Z")
Ooh, ooh, ooh! Don’t forget the breasts! 🙂 🙂 🙂 (GD&R) * * * _It is too clear, and so it is hard to see._ ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 1999, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doing-michelle/11654/13 "1999-12-02T22:01:00Z")
Interesting point, omni-n. All I can say is, if Pepe le Pew comes in this afternoon with a hangnail, Michelle better be darn careful not to back into any white paintbrushes. ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 1999, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doing-michelle/11654/14 "1999-12-02T22:02:00Z")
First it was felching, next Guy Stuff, now Michelle. Two questions: How soon before someone combines the three? What’ll the next fad be? ---
**Author:** ![funneefarmer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/9fc348/32.png) [@funneefarmer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/funneefarmer)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 1999, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doing-michelle/11654/15 "1999-12-02T22:13:00Z")
She really has to start marketing herself. T-shirts, dolls, sports bras, pet toys, etc. ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 1999, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doing-michelle/11654/16 "1999-12-02T22:17:00Z")
If make an anagram of “guy stuff” and “michelle” we get: IF FULL CHEST ME, GUY Does that work? * * * **Dopeler effect:** The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly. ---
**Author:** ![NITWATCH2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/a9adbd/32.png) [@NITWATCH2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NITWATCH2)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 1999, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doing-michelle/11654/17 "1999-12-02T22:57:00Z")
Michelle, who did a cutie like you manage to piss off someone on this board? If you were not so damn far away from me, I’d probably consider dropping by to say hello, though my current significant other might get a little irritated. * * * The Night Watch always knows things. ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 1999, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doing-michelle/11654/18 "1999-12-02T23:05:00Z")
Awwww Diane, you stole my joke !! See the Sequential Thread Titels Thread… ## But thanks anyway, this way I at least could save the trouble of actually POSTING the thread I so shamelessly made up for the good of a bad pun 😉 Coldfire * * * “You know how complex women are” - Neil Peart, Rush (1993) ---
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 1999, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doing-michelle/11654/19 "1999-12-02T23:21:00Z")
Ooops - Sowry Coldfire, I didn’t see the other thread. Hey, at least we can say that we both have wicked minds. * * * \>^,^\< KITTEN Please tell your pants it’s not polite to point. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 1999, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doing-michelle/11654/20 "1999-12-03T04:01:00Z")
Yeah, OK Nit, whatever you say. I know things too! * * * I crave an art that passionately transcends the mundane instead of being a device for self-deception.–Griffin, from The Griffin and Sabine trilogy. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doing-michelle/11654.md?page=2)