# Don Juanna Is Here. It Must Be The MMP **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Tags:** mmp\ **Created:** [October 12, 2009, 10:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/don-juanna-is-here-it-must-be-the-mmp/513510 "2009-10-12T10:39:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Tupug\_Anachi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@Tupug\_Anachi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tupug_Anachi)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2009, 10:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/don-juanna-is-here-it-must-be-the-mmp/513510/1 "2009-10-12T10:39:41Z")
So I get up this morning and I really, really Don Juanna. Who the hell is Don Juanna anyway? Is she some some slob sitting around in grungy sweats eating Ring Dings? Maybe she’s wearing a tank top with matching bra straps and jeans with lots of bling and sits around reading fashion magazines while popping her gum. Or she could be some snooty high brow who’s eyebrows are permanently raised in the :rolleyes: position because she must live among the rest of us ham 'n eggers. I don’t really care because this morning I’m her. 😃 Proceed. Tupug ---
**Author:** ![Lissla\_Lissar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8491ac/32.png) [@Lissla\_Lissar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lissla_Lissar)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2009, 10:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/don-juanna-is-here-it-must-be-the-mmp/513510/2 "2009-10-12T10:49:01Z")
First? ---
**Author:** ![Lissla\_Lissar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8491ac/32.png) [@Lissla\_Lissar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lissla_Lissar)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2009, 10:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/don-juanna-is-here-it-must-be-the-mmp/513510/3 "2009-10-12T10:50:56Z")
First! Whee! It’s a holiday. Why did I have to get up at six? ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2009, 10:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/don-juanna-is-here-it-must-be-the-mmp/513510/4 "2009-10-12T10:51:31Z")
Third. The fish are waiting, and plotting against me. ---
**Author:** ![scareyfaerie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scareyfaerie/32/3135_2.png) [@scareyfaerie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scareyfaerie)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2009, 10:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/don-juanna-is-here-it-must-be-the-mmp/513510/5 "2009-10-12T10:56:52Z")
Fourth! It’s four minutes to afternoon and my computer has decided it also Don Juanna so she’s got all technical too. ---
**Author:** ![Fetchund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b2d939/32.png) [@Fetchund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fetchund)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2009, 11:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/don-juanna-is-here-it-must-be-the-mmp/513510/6 "2009-10-12T11:20:01Z")
Counting in the morning? Errrgh. You people dismay me. That, folks, is WORK. Coffee, cramps, crabby and cold this morning. ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2009, 11:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/don-juanna-is-here-it-must-be-the-mmp/513510/7 "2009-10-12T11:27:12Z")
I wanna but can’t - my sinuses are the size of a hot air balloon this morning > [@Hunting for a Bar - A Transatlantic MMP](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hunting-for-a-bar-a-transatlantic-mmp/512647/219): > > Speaking of “Let the Right One In,” the whole sci-fi section in the university’s library is fampires, glowpires, anita blake, and other things that go biting necks in the night. > Boooooo-ring! that’s not even science fiction! that’s fantasy! ---
**Author:** ![Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sticks_and_scones/32/16951_2.png) [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sticks_and_Scones)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2009, 11:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/don-juanna-is-here-it-must-be-the-mmp/513510/8 "2009-10-12T11:46:54Z")
> [@anyrose](#): > > I wanna but can’t - my sinuses are the size of a hot air balloon this morning This, I believe, is rather a bit too much TMI this time of the morning. I’ve already been to Giant Eagle and back. Chicken is boiling on the stove for my Mexican Lasagna. ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2009, 11:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/don-juanna-is-here-it-must-be-the-mmp/513510/9 "2009-10-12T11:51:53Z")
Up–not without protest–and about to debark for work. Or do I mean depart. Whatever. It’s a train, not a ship. Don Juana seems to be a permanent fixture in this house, at least for the early hours. She tends to go away once I actually arrive at work. Tis cold here this morning. It’s 40 (F). I like it. ---
**Author:** ![tarragon918](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d26b3c/32.png) [@tarragon918](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tarragon918)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2009, 11:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/don-juanna-is-here-it-must-be-the-mmp/513510/10 "2009-10-12T11:53:22Z")
G’morning! I haven’t caffeinated just yet - laid a-bed this morning, since it is a holiday, after all. **Rosie** , I never did figure out what movie you were talking of! Turns out I know just enough trivia to get myself in deep trouble. 😉 It’s chilly here, must bundle up! I’m Don Juanna this morning too. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2009, 11:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/don-juanna-is-here-it-must-be-the-mmp/513510/11 "2009-10-12T11:56:22Z")
Don Juana definitely came to work with me this morning! I finally feel human again, I guess. This past week was no fun. I was able to get some stuff done on Saturday and Sunday. I have not kept up with everyone’s doings - what’s happening? ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2009, 12:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/don-juanna-is-here-it-must-be-the-mmp/513510/12 "2009-10-12T12:01:49Z")
11th!😛 Up and off to work, no holiday for me. Sorry, , rosie. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2009, 12:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/don-juanna-is-here-it-must-be-the-mmp/513510/13 "2009-10-12T12:02:20Z")
Good Mornin’ Y’all! Up and caffieantin’ and surprisingly not as hurty as I felt like I was gonna be. YAY!!! **Puggy** I picture Don Juanna and her husband Don Juan as [Daisy and Onslow](http://www.bbcprograms.com/pbs/catalog/keepingup/images/xm04kua.jpg) from Keeping Up Appearances. 😃 It’s warm and really humid out this mornin’. It looks like it shall commence rainin’ in a little bit. Guess it’s a good thing I did all that yahd work yesterday then. Today I need to clean da cave which is a good indoor thing even if I Don Juan do it! Oh, and I have had a revelation re what I’m gonna serve all these people I invitated to lunch next Sunday. I envision red beans and rice, green sallit, rolls and **LiLi’s** easy cake. Plus, of course, Bloody Mary’s. That should make everybody happy. Ok, tummy is demandin’ brekkie and I need more caffiene. Later Y’all! ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2009, 12:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/don-juanna-is-here-it-must-be-the-mmp/513510/14 "2009-10-12T12:07:22Z")
> [@tarragon918](#): > > **Rosie** , I never did figure out what movie you were talking of! Turns out I know just enough trivia to get myself in deep trouble. 😉 [Married to the Mob](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0095593/). “Hello Gorgeous” was the name of the salon where Michelle’s character got a job after her husband was “dealt with”; that’s how they answered the phone at the salon. So it was said at least 4 times that I recall. ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2009, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/don-juanna-is-here-it-must-be-the-mmp/513510/15 "2009-10-12T13:21:54Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > **Puggy** I picture Don Juanna and her husband Don Juan as [Daisy and Onslow](http://www.bbcprograms.com/pbs/catalog/keepingup/images/xm04kua.jpg) from Keeping Up Appearances. 😃 How in hell did you get that picture of me and SWMBO?!? :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sticks_and_scones/32/16951_2.png) [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sticks_and_Scones)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2009, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/don-juanna-is-here-it-must-be-the-mmp/513510/16 "2009-10-12T13:22:47Z")
Well, the lasagna is made and I’m just killing time before I put the salad together and make rice pilaf. No, pilaf and Mexican Lasagna do not go together, but that’s what they wanted, along with teriyaki chicken and they’re paying the bills so… ---
**Author:** ![gardentraveler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gardentraveler/32/3576_2.png) [@gardentraveler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gardentraveler)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2009, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/don-juanna-is-here-it-must-be-the-mmp/513510/17 "2009-10-12T13:25:32Z")
Woke up in the middle of the night and couldn’t sleep for an hour or so. Fell asleep again and woke up at 9:01. It appears that my body finally figured out that I needed sleep. As a public servant, I’m having a Don Haveta day. Wooooooot! But I’m sure Don Juanna will be here tomorrow morning, bright and early. Guess I should get up, find breakfast and see what the day holds. Happy Monday! GT ---
**Author:** ![Tupug\_Anachi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@Tupug\_Anachi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tupug_Anachi)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2009, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/don-juanna-is-here-it-must-be-the-mmp/513510/18 "2009-10-12T13:29:34Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > **Puggy** I picture Don Juanna and her husband Don Juan as [Daisy and Onslow](http://www.bbcprograms.com/pbs/catalog/keepingup/images/xm04kua.jpg) from Keeping Up Appearances. 😃 Oh, I love them! 😃 I am back at work after a four-day weekend and flipping a coin as to whether to get ugly in response to a preachy e-mail from a wet-behind-the-ears account executive or to just blow her off. Right now I’m thinking blow her off cause Don Juanna says don’t waste the energy. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2009, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/don-juanna-is-here-it-must-be-the-mmp/513510/19 "2009-10-12T13:41:46Z")
**Puggy** the best way is to respond to the email point by point in an oh so polite way, pointing out said senders discrepencies, backed up by policy. It’s so much fun. You get to burn 'em yet it does not look like it. 😃 Why, yes, I am particularly good at that, why do you ask? **BBBobbio** I thought you knew your honeymoon pics were all over the 'net. 😛 ETA: **CutiePie** hey, as long as they’re payin’ for it, right? Personally, I think Mexican lasagna and rice pilaf sounds like sump’n you’d serve to people you never wanted in your house again. ---
**Author:** ![Kricket](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f14d63/32.png) [@Kricket](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kricket)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2009, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/don-juanna-is-here-it-must-be-the-mmp/513510/20 "2009-10-12T14:00:35Z")
Hi all, long time no see. Got a job finally! Hope everyone is well I’ve been trying to catch up. I think I’ll get back to my work, Dope, Everquest routine and things will be much better! Lots of stuffs going on in my life right now I’ll fill you guys in later but mostly it’s this thing called Myasintha Gravis. (to lazy to check spelling right now) Either way it’s sucking. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/don-juanna-is-here-it-must-be-the-mmp/513510.md?page=2)