# Don Juanna Is Here.  It Must Be The MMP

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Tags:** mmp\
**Created:** [October 12, 2009, 10:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/don-juanna-is-here-it-must-be-the-mmp/513510 "2009-10-12T10:39:41Z")\
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**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2009, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/don-juanna-is-here-it-must-be-the-mmp/513510/281 "2009-10-19T02:58:30Z")

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> [@Mindfield](#):
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> Wow. Isn’t that like winning an election because the only other person on the ballot is dead? 😃 (Or losing, if your name is Dan Fielding… :D)
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> I don’t know what my handicap is, since I only ever played socially, but I imagine if my handicap were made into a physical thing I’d be a quadruplegic deaf mute with narcolepsy and tourette’s.

We bowl because it’s fun, and it’s a sport where you can drink on the field. Plus we get a free Hurricanes jersey at the end.😃

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**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2009, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/don-juanna-is-here-it-must-be-the-mmp/513510/282 "2009-10-19T03:55:03Z")

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W00T! [First](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=11677831#post11677831) in my own MMP! 😃

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