# Don Simus: Loach's virgin banning? **URL:** \ **Category:** About This Message Board\ **Created:** [December 4, 2014, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/don-simus-loachs-virgin-banning/706359 "2014-12-04T23:48:03Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2014, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/don-simus-loachs-virgin-banning/706359/1 "2014-12-04T23:48:03Z")
Re: Nearby thread by **Loach** announcing the banning of Don Simus: Is this the very first user banned by **Loach**? Is he just getting the feel of his jackboots? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2014, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/don-simus-loachs-virgin-banning/706359/2 "2014-12-04T23:52:39Z")
> [@Senegoid](#): > > Re: Nearby thread by **Loach** announcing the banning of Don Simus: > > Is this the very first user banned by **Loach**? Is he just getting the feel of his jackboots? 😃 Watch it, I’m on a roll. ---
**Author:** ![WordMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e8c25b/32.png) [@WordMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WordMan)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2014, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/don-simus-loachs-virgin-banning/706359/3 "2014-12-05T00:27:20Z")
> [@Senegoid](#): > > Re: Nearby thread by **Loach** announcing the banning of Don Simus: > > Is this the very first user banned by **Loach**? Is he just getting the feel of his jackboots? 😃 If that’s the case, he did it for a good cause. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2014, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/don-simus-loachs-virgin-banning/706359/4 "2014-12-05T00:46:15Z")
2 more bannings and he gets a free Las Vegas weekend for 2 at lovely Ceasar’s Phallus. ---
**Author:** ![jimbuff314](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c57346/32.png) [@jimbuff314](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jimbuff314)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2014, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/don-simus-loachs-virgin-banning/706359/5 "2014-12-05T00:46:22Z")
Hi men! (No ladies have posted yet, right?) Just wanted to give an amen. That’s all. ---
**Author:** ![TubaDiva](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tubadiva/32/507_2.png) [@TubaDiva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TubaDiva)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2014, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/don-simus-loachs-virgin-banning/706359/6 "2014-12-05T01:06:49Z")
Yes, he’s fully blooded now. ---
**Author:** ![Maserschmidt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/maserschmidt/32/18829_2.png) [@Maserschmidt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maserschmidt)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2014, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/don-simus-loachs-virgin-banning/706359/7 "2014-12-05T01:22:04Z")
> [@Senegoid](#): > > Re: Nearby thread by **Loach** announcing the banning of Don Simus: > > Is this the very first user banned by **Loach**? Is he just getting the feel of his jackboots? 😃 Are you able to tell the difference between Loach’s first banning, and the supposedly expert-level banning from someone like Marley? ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2014, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/don-simus-loachs-virgin-banning/706359/8 "2014-12-05T01:37:58Z")
> [@Maserschmidt](#): > > Are you able to tell the difference between Loach’s first banning, and the supposedly expert-level banning from someone like Marley? Yeah, **Loach** bans 'em one at a time. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2014, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/don-simus-loachs-virgin-banning/706359/9 "2014-12-05T02:06:37Z")
> [@Senegoid](#): > > Is this the very first user banned by **Loach**? Is he just getting the feel of his jackboots? 😃 Actually, he bagged a spammer a few days ago, but they’re small game, like squirrels or doves. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2014, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/don-simus-loachs-virgin-banning/706359/10 "2014-12-05T02:56:55Z")
Hey, cool - I didn’t even know **Loach** had become a mod! Have you selected your SDMB truncheon yet? ---
**Author:** ![scabpicker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scabpicker/32/8268_2.png) [@scabpicker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scabpicker)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2014, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/don-simus-loachs-virgin-banning/706359/11 "2014-12-05T04:37:30Z")
Yes, thank you **Loach**. Your service is appreciated. ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2014, 7:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/don-simus-loachs-virgin-banning/706359/12 "2014-12-05T07:34:18Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > 2 more bannings and he gets a free Las Vegas weekend for 2 at lovely Ceasar’s Phallus. I thought he just needed two to get his double-O status. ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2014, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/don-simus-loachs-virgin-banning/706359/13 "2014-12-05T15:24:24Z")
The first time should be special. _[:smears troll blood](http://www.petersenshunting.com/featured/hunting-traditions-the-good-the-bad-and-the-ugly/) on **Loach** ’s forehead:_ Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![Cicero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cicero/32/3594_2.png) [@Cicero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cicero)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2014, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/don-simus-loachs-virgin-banning/706359/14 "2014-12-05T16:18:02Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > Yeah, **Loach** bans 'em one at a time. 😃 _snork_ At least Loach got a good one to cut his teeth on. ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2014, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/don-simus-loachs-virgin-banning/706359/15 "2014-12-05T17:33:07Z")
> [@Colibri](#): > > Actually, he bagged a spammer a few days ago, but they’re small game, like squirrels or doves. Spammers are considered “varmints” and do not fall under the usual game regulations. ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2014, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/don-simus-loachs-virgin-banning/706359/16 "2014-12-05T19:17:23Z")
> [@Loach](#): > > Watch it, I’m on a roll. Kanelsnurror: Swedish cinnamon roll