# Donald O'Connor dead at 78

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-oconnor-dead-at-78/204227>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [September 27, 2003, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-oconnor-dead-at-78/204227 "2003-09-27T23:59:40Z")\
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**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2003, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-oconnor-dead-at-78/204227/21 "2003-09-29T19:07:06Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Kizarvexius \*  
> All I can say is that the performance stage in heaven is getting awfully crowded these days.

I have managed to establish why we’ve lost so many celebrities of late.

God is holding His first ever Oscar awards and everybody’s just dying to get in!

[rimshot]

OW! STOP HITTING ME!

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