# Donald Trump has funny hair, hyuck, hyuck. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 21, 2015, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trump-has-funny-hair-hyuck-hyuck/723085 "2015-06-21T17:09:25Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2015, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trump-has-funny-hair-hyuck-hyuck/723085/1 "2015-06-21T17:09:25Z")
We all know The Donald has funny hair. We see it in every photo and every press conference. But since he announced his candidacy there has been an avalanche of the same goddamn joke about his hair. It’s not funny. It’s not original. Stop it. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2015, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trump-has-funny-hair-hyuck-hyuck/723085/2 "2015-06-21T17:13:43Z")
I haven’t heard the jokes, anyone care to share them please? ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2015, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trump-has-funny-hair-hyuck-hyuck/723085/3 "2015-06-21T17:21:30Z")
> [@dropzone](#): > > We all know The Donald has funny hair. We see it in every photo and every press conference. But since he announced his candidacy there has been an avalanche of the same goddamn joke about his hair. > > It’s not funny. \*\*It’s not original. \*\* Stop it. Neither is his hair! ZING! ---
**Author:** ![DinoR](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dinor/32/2821_2.png) [@DinoR](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DinoR)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2015, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trump-has-funny-hair-hyuck-hyuck/723085/4 "2015-06-21T17:21:31Z")
Here’s some commentary on more substantial matters… [“Witless Ape Rides Escalator”](http://www.nationalreview.com/article/419853/witless-ape-rides-escalator-kevin-d-williamson) I think his campaign staff would prefer combover jokes. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2015, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trump-has-funny-hair-hyuck-hyuck/723085/5 "2015-06-21T17:25:21Z")
In other news, appending “Kim Kardashian” to the end of random sentences does not automatically make them funny, and I’m willing to be that vast majority of the time Joe Biden does not in fact garble his speech. But yeah, a simple photo of Mr. Trump’s head is sufficient to get the point across. ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2015, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trump-has-funny-hair-hyuck-hyuck/723085/6 "2015-06-21T17:34:07Z")
But yeah, a simple photo of Mr. Trump’s head is sufficient to get the point across Kim Kardashian. You’re right … doesn’t work. ---
**Author:** ![jimbuff314](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c57346/32.png) [@jimbuff314](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jimbuff314)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2015, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trump-has-funny-hair-hyuck-hyuck/723085/7 "2015-06-21T18:02:14Z")
I giggled. Twice. ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2015, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trump-has-funny-hair-hyuck-hyuck/723085/8 "2015-06-21T18:08:06Z")
Robot Chicken did the Donald’s hair best. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2015, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trump-has-funny-hair-hyuck-hyuck/723085/9 "2015-06-21T18:32:47Z")
Did you hear the one where he was compared to an orangutan? Laughed my ass off, I did! ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2015, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trump-has-funny-hair-hyuck-hyuck/723085/10 "2015-06-21T19:38:23Z")
I’m more concerned about the poor animal with Donald Trump stuck on its ass. ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2015, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trump-has-funny-hair-hyuck-hyuck/723085/11 "2015-06-21T19:42:13Z")
That does it, me **Boyo** , you are banned from this thread! ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Miskatonic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr.miskatonic/32/310_2.png) [@Mr.Miskatonic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Miskatonic)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2015, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trump-has-funny-hair-hyuck-hyuck/723085/12 "2015-06-21T19:42:33Z")
Funny, I don’t think so much about the hair when he appears in the media but rather “how many times has this guy declared bankruptcy and yet is considered a savvy businessman?” ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2015, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trump-has-funny-hair-hyuck-hyuck/723085/13 "2015-06-21T19:45:33Z")
Someone considers him to be a savvy businessman? ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2015, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trump-has-funny-hair-hyuck-hyuck/723085/14 "2015-06-21T19:51:10Z")
> [@Ukulele\_Ike](#): > > Someone considers him to be a savvy businessman? He does. ---
**Author:** ![DinoR](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dinor/32/2821_2.png) [@DinoR](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DinoR)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2015, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trump-has-funny-hair-hyuck-hyuck/723085/15 "2015-06-21T19:58:37Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > I haven’t heard the jokes, anyone care to share them please? "Donald Trump will bring to the presidency what the early leaders of America did: fake hair. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![emcee2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7bcc69/32.png) [@emcee2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/emcee2k)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2015, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trump-has-funny-hair-hyuck-hyuck/723085/16 "2015-06-21T20:08:40Z")
You have to know, that all you done here is create a “make jokes about Trump’s hair” thread. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Miskatonic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr.miskatonic/32/310_2.png) [@Mr.Miskatonic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Miskatonic)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2015, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trump-has-funny-hair-hyuck-hyuck/723085/17 "2015-06-21T20:48:14Z")
> [@Ukulele\_Ike](#): > > Someone considers him to be a savvy businessman? He’s on TV because of some media delusion. His clown antics can’t be the onl reason. Also someone keep loaning him money to lose. ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2015, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trump-has-funny-hair-hyuck-hyuck/723085/18 "2015-06-21T21:00:41Z")
> [@dropzone](#): > > We all know The Donald has funny hair. We see it in every photo and every press conference. But since he announced his candidacy there has been an avalanche of the same goddamn joke about his hair. > > It’s not funny. It’s not original. Stop it. Until the Trumpster lays out some substantive, intelligent idea, his fucked up hair is the most important thing about him. ---
**Author:** ![Simplicio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c37758/32.png) [@Simplicio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simplicio)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2015, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trump-has-funny-hair-hyuck-hyuck/723085/19 "2015-06-21T21:01:20Z")
When Chris Christie sits around the house, he sits _around the house_!! ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2015, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trump-has-funny-hair-hyuck-hyuck/723085/20 "2015-06-21T21:04:13Z")
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