# Donald Trump has funny hair, hyuck, hyuck. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 21, 2015, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trump-has-funny-hair-hyuck-hyuck/723085 "2015-06-21T17:09:25Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Amateur\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/59ef9b/32.png) [@Amateur\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amateur_Barbarian)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2015, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trump-has-funny-hair-hyuck-hyuck/723085/21 "2015-06-21T21:07:00Z")
> [@dropzone](#): > > We all know The Donald has funny hair. We see it in every photo and every press conference. But since he announced his candidacy there has been an avalanche of the same goddamn joke about his hair. > > It’s not funny. It’s not original. Stop it. That’s because there’s basically nothing else to say about this pompous turd, who makes Ross Perot look like a born statesman. Even Nader brought some chops to the table, as grossly unsuited for the job as he was. But Trump’s entire career consists of throwing other peoples’ money around, losing really, really big chunks of it, and then boasting endlessly what a killer businessman he is. Even his fucking signature building lies about its height. ---
**Author:** ![monstro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba9def/32.png) [@monstro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monstro)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2015, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trump-has-funny-hair-hyuck-hyuck/723085/22 "2015-06-21T21:34:20Z")
> [@Amateur\_Barbarian](#): > > That’s because there’s basically nothing else to say about this pompous turd, who makes Ross Perot look like a born statesman. It’s not every day I can see I agree with **AB** , but I do on this. We wouldn’t even notice his hair if he had something of substance to say. It’s not like he’s a woman, for pete’s sake. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2015, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trump-has-funny-hair-hyuck-hyuck/723085/23 "2015-06-21T22:21:40Z")
> [@emcee2k](#): > > You have to know, that all you done here is create a “make jokes about Trump’s hair” thread. > [@DinoR](#): > > "Donald Trump will bring to the presidency what the early leaders of America did: fake hair. Sometimes the joke is worth the pain. > [@monstro](#): > > We wouldn’t even notice his hair if he had something of substance to say. It’s not like he’s a woman, for pete’s sake. 🙂 True. I’d like to ban pantsuit jokes, but there have been relatively few of them this go-around. Progress? ---
**Author:** ![Sr\_Siete](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Sr\_Siete](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sr_Siete)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2015, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trump-has-funny-hair-hyuck-hyuck/723085/24 "2015-06-21T22:23:16Z")
Is that the guy who paid a bunch of people to cheer him and then claimed he was going to build a giant wall separating the US and Mexico and then make Mexico pay for it? Because then, yes, making fun of any part of his appearance after he gave tones and tones of ammunition with his acts and words is literally the laziest, lowest form of comedy. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2015, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trump-has-funny-hair-hyuck-hyuck/723085/25 "2015-06-21T22:36:26Z")
> [@Sr\_Siete](#): > > Is that the guy who paid a bunch of people to cheer him and then claimed he was going to build a giant wall separating the US and Mexico and then make Mexico pay for it? > > Because then, yes, making fun of any part of his appearance after he gave tones and tones of ammunition with his acts and words is literally the laziest, lowest form of comedy. Making jokes about his hair is a crowning achievement. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2015, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trump-has-funny-hair-hyuck-hyuck/723085/26 "2015-06-21T22:37:28Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > [Trump meets a Klingon.](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CHqf8nEW8AANS14.jpg) Actually, that looks like he takes his styling tips from[_Something About Mary_.](http://www.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/2013104/rs_560x415-131104124556-1024.theres-something-about-mary-hair-gel-diaz.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![LavenderBlue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e95f7d/32.png) [@LavenderBlue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LavenderBlue)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2015, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trump-has-funny-hair-hyuck-hyuck/723085/27 "2015-06-21T22:44:43Z")
Can we make fun of him because he’s an [anti-science](http://www.huffingtonpost.com/noah-gray/trump-autism-vaccine-_b_1424116.html) birdbrain? ---
**Author:** ![russian\_heel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f05b48/32.png) [@russian\_heel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/russian_heel)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2015, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trump-has-funny-hair-hyuck-hyuck/723085/28 "2015-06-21T23:21:12Z")
> [@dropzone](#): > > We all know The Donald has funny hair. We see it in every photo and every press conference. But since he announced his candidacy there has been an avalanche of the same goddamn joke about his hair. > > It’s not funny. It’s not original. Stop it. 1. He CHOSE to have that ridiculous do. Its not like he’s Mike Huckabee and bald, and there’s little he can do to make it look better. 2. Donald Trump spends a lot of time ripping other people, even called Rosie O’Donnell a “pig”. So I have no sympathy for the guy if he gets ridiculed for his appearance. Whether its funny or not is a different matter, but he brings the ridicule upon himself. ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2015, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trump-has-funny-hair-hyuck-hyuck/723085/29 "2015-06-21T23:22:31Z")
> [@Ukulele\_Ike](#): > > Someone considers him to be a savvy businessman? Well, to be fair, he _did_ say he that he didn’t **need** to brag about his finances, as he was a rich man. A very rich man. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![purplehearingaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7bcc69/32.png) [@purplehearingaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purplehearingaid)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2015, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trump-has-funny-hair-hyuck-hyuck/723085/30 "2015-06-21T23:26:52Z")
Then tell this to Donald Trump , he was making jokes about his own hair on TV. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2015, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trump-has-funny-hair-hyuck-hyuck/723085/31 "2015-06-21T23:43:29Z")
> [@Sr\_Siete](#): > > Is that the guy who paid a bunch of people to cheer him and then claimed he was going to build a giant wall separating the US and Mexico and then make Mexico pay for it? > > Because then, yes, making fun of any part of his appearance after he gave tones and tones of ammunition with his acts and words is literally the laziest, lowest form of comedy. I’m not sure I like your ton. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2015, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trump-has-funny-hair-hyuck-hyuck/723085/32 "2015-06-21T23:44:58Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > Making jokes about his hair is a crowning achievement. Are we making jokes about his hair, or something posing as his hair? ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2015, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trump-has-funny-hair-hyuck-hyuck/723085/33 "2015-06-21T23:53:17Z")
> [@El\_Kabong](#): > > Are we making jokes about his hair, or something posing as his hair? Maybe that’s his secret plan to eliminate ISIS. We insult his hair, it turns out to be an extra-terrestrial intelligence, the earth is invaded in retaliation and in wiping out all life as we know it, ISIS is wiped out. I think he needs a Plan B. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2015, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trump-has-funny-hair-hyuck-hyuck/723085/34 "2015-06-21T23:57:36Z")
Can I call him Tea Rump, is that far enough from his hair? ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2015, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trump-has-funny-hair-hyuck-hyuck/723085/35 "2015-06-21T23:59:20Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > I think he needs a Plan B. Too late. It was his mother who needed that. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2015, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trump-has-funny-hair-hyuck-hyuck/723085/36 "2015-06-22T00:19:06Z")
We have Sam Beckett to blame for Donald Trump. In 1958, Sam was driving the 12 year old Trump and his father in a cab when Sam told them that New York real estate would become very valuable someday. Damn meddling time traveling quantum physicists! ---
**Author:** ![emcee2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7bcc69/32.png) [@emcee2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/emcee2k)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2015, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trump-has-funny-hair-hyuck-hyuck/723085/37 "2015-06-22T01:05:57Z")
> [@Sr\_Siete](#): > > Is that the guy who paid a bunch of people to cheer him and then claimed he was going to build a giant wall separating the US and Mexico and then make Mexico pay for it? > > Because then, yes, making fun of any part of his appearance after he gave tones and tones of ammunition with his acts and words is literally the laziest, lowest form of comedy. Joking or commenting on his “policy” proposals would require taking him even slightly seriously. People aren’t making fun of his hair because they can’t come up with some jab about political stances, they’re making fun of his hair because they don’t care about his political stances. He’s a joke. ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2015, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trump-has-funny-hair-hyuck-hyuck/723085/38 "2015-06-22T01:15:55Z")
Joking about his horrible hair is still giving him about 5,000 pounds more respect than he deserves. ---
**Author:** ![SeaDragonTattoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/df705f/32.png) [@SeaDragonTattoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SeaDragonTattoo)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2015, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trump-has-funny-hair-hyuck-hyuck/723085/39 "2015-06-22T01:16:32Z")
I very badly want someone to get close enough to that fuckstick to swoop in with a vacuum haircutter, suck up that combover and make it disappear in a second. I mean, really, why does no one close to him tell him to cut that shitty shit show on top of his head? Are they all such toe sucking money grubbers he has no one to tell him the truth? Never mind that white piece of spittle hanging from the corner of his mouth while he gave his little “look at me, I’m an asshole” speech. He’s just so gross. I will mock his stupid hair forever, don’t care how lowbrow that is, and would LOVE the opportunity to tell him to his face. One day, we’ll cross paths downtown. One day. ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2015, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trump-has-funny-hair-hyuck-hyuck/723085/40 "2015-06-22T01:19:03Z")
> [@SeaDragonTattoo](#): > > One day, we’ll cross paths downtown. One day. Good luck with THAT. Trump probably hasn’t been south of 14th Street since 1973. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trump-has-funny-hair-hyuck-hyuck/723085.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trump-has-funny-hair-hyuck-hyuck/723085.md?page=3)