# Donald Trump has funny hair, hyuck, hyuck. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 21, 2015, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trump-has-funny-hair-hyuck-hyuck/723085 "2015-06-21T17:09:25Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2015, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trump-has-funny-hair-hyuck-hyuck/723085/41 "2015-06-22T01:22:54Z")
(See old Mark Alan Stamaty cartoon!) Shaggy Bearded Guy #1: I haven’t been above 14th Street in four years. Shaggy Bearded Guy #2 (beard down to chest): I haven’t been above 14th Street in nine years. Shaggy Bearded Guy #3 (beard down to knees) I haven’t been above 14th Street in sixteen years. ---
**Author:** ![BobLibDem](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boblibdem/32/3149_2.png) [@BobLibDem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobLibDem)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2015, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trump-has-funny-hair-hyuck-hyuck/723085/42 "2015-06-22T01:44:24Z")
Trump doesn’t deserve an iota of respect. He’s a joke, a buffoon, a carnival barker. What’s really disgusting is his bigotry and the way he tries to appeal to the basest members of his party. Jokes about his hair, or whatever is on his head, give him too much respect. ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2015, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trump-has-funny-hair-hyuck-hyuck/723085/43 "2015-06-22T01:58:30Z")
But…but…he has a GREAT relationship with the blacks!!! ---
**Author:** ![SeaDragonTattoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/df705f/32.png) [@SeaDragonTattoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SeaDragonTattoo)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2015, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trump-has-funny-hair-hyuck-hyuck/723085/44 "2015-06-22T02:14:36Z")
> [@Ukulele\_Ike](#): > > Good luck with THAT. Trump probably hasn’t been south of 14th Street since 1973. Downtown Chicago. Where there’s a (much maligned) high rise with his name on it. That I hope falls on his combover one day. ---
**Author:** ![msmith537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@msmith537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/msmith537)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2015, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trump-has-funny-hair-hyuck-hyuck/723085/45 "2015-06-22T02:20:54Z")
Please. Trump has no more intention of actually being president then I do. He’s just spreading his name around to drum up buzz for his “brand”. ---
**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2015, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trump-has-funny-hair-hyuck-hyuck/723085/46 "2015-06-22T03:02:26Z")
> [@msmith537](#): > > Please. Trump has no more intention of actually being president then I do. He’s just spreading his name around to drum up buzz for his “brand”. Why do people keep coming into threads in order to scold other people for taking Trump seriously when there is absolutely no fucking evidence anyone on this board is taking him seriously? ---
**Author:** ![AtomicDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ac91a4/32.png) [@AtomicDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AtomicDog)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2015, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trump-has-funny-hair-hyuck-hyuck/723085/47 "2015-06-22T03:33:13Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > [Trump meets a Klingon.](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CHqf8nEW8AANS14.jpg) Actually, he wears that Tribble to _repel_ Klingons. ---
**Author:** ![Bam\_Boo\_Gut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8c91f0/32.png) [@Bam\_Boo\_Gut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bam_Boo_Gut)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2015, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trump-has-funny-hair-hyuck-hyuck/723085/48 "2015-06-22T03:41:01Z")
I named my dog Boris since he looks like Boris Johnson. Sometimes I call him Donald. ---
**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2015, 7:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trump-has-funny-hair-hyuck-hyuck/723085/49 "2015-06-22T07:03:40Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > I haven’t heard the jokes, anyone care to share them please? Sample: [Don't make me run. I'll do it. - Imgflip](https://imgflip.com/i/gsi55) ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2015, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trump-has-funny-hair-hyuck-hyuck/723085/50 "2015-06-22T12:34:36Z")
> [@Ambivalid](#): > > Well, to be fair, he _did_ say he that he didn’t **need** to brag about his finances, as he was a rich man. A very rich man. 🙂 No, that’s **fiancees.** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2015, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trump-has-funny-hair-hyuck-hyuck/723085/51 "2015-06-22T12:42:54Z")
Donald Trump’s hair is no funnier than Moe Howard’s. ---
**Author:** ![lost4life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c4cdca/32.png) [@lost4life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lost4life)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2015, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trump-has-funny-hair-hyuck-hyuck/723085/52 "2015-06-22T14:19:51Z")
> [@El\_Kabong](#): > > I’m not sure I like your ton. Don’t worry, I thought it was funny. ---
**Author:** ![yanceylebeef](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yanceylebeef/32/12290_2.png) [@yanceylebeef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yanceylebeef)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2015, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trump-has-funny-hair-hyuck-hyuck/723085/53 "2015-06-22T16:09:23Z")
I heard he was bringing back the Whig Party. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Greenjeans](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr.greenjeans/32/551_2.png) [@Mr.Greenjeans](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Greenjeans)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2015, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trump-has-funny-hair-hyuck-hyuck/723085/54 "2015-06-22T16:51:12Z")
> [@Jackmannii](#): > > Donald Trump’s hair is no funnier than Moe Howard’s. Having hair like Moe Howard is better than having hair like Larry Fine. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2015, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trump-has-funny-hair-hyuck-hyuck/723085/55 "2015-06-22T23:55:09Z")
n/m ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2015, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trump-has-funny-hair-hyuck-hyuck/723085/56 "2015-06-22T23:59:36Z")
A man who insists on wearing ridiculous toupes while claiming it is all his own hair - who also just happens to be a pathological liar and con man - deserves every nanogram of mocking his hair brings him. A man who was really that wealthy and ‘classy’ would not have hair worthy of it’s own episode of _Monty Python_. ---
**Author:** ![Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/8edcca/32.png) [@Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hentor_the_Barbarian)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2015, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trump-has-funny-hair-hyuck-hyuck/723085/57 "2015-06-23T00:32:30Z")
> [@Chimera](#): > > A man who insists on wearing ridiculous toupes while claiming it is all his own hair - who also just happens to be a pathological liar and con man - deserves every nanogram of mocking his hair brings him. A man who was really that wealthy and ‘classy’ would not have hair worthy of it’s own episode of _Monty Python_. Yes. This. The guy puts on a clown wig for a toupee, and you want to declare it off limits? Fuck that noise. ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2015, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trump-has-funny-hair-hyuck-hyuck/723085/58 "2015-06-23T01:52:19Z")
> [@SeaDragonTattoo](#): > > Downtown Chicago. Where there’s a (much maligned) high rise with his name on it. That I hope falls on his combover one day. Shit, he dumped his own home in it before it was built. Probably needed the cash, since what money he really has is not liquid. FWIW, I had customers who bought whole floors in it, and it has the least liveable floorplans on Earth, all dictated by the shape of the building. I find the building lovely, or it was until he put his name on it in multiple places, but it’s simply an impractical use of space. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2015, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trump-has-funny-hair-hyuck-hyuck/723085/59 "2015-06-23T02:01:48Z")
This found on the internet. “Donald Trump was right, he said if Obama won, there’d be hell toupee.” ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2015, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trump-has-funny-hair-hyuck-hyuck/723085/60 "2015-06-24T13:38:46Z")
> [@Mr.Miskatonic](#): > > Funny, I don’t think so much about the hair when he appears in the media but rather “how many times has this guy declared bankruptcy and yet is considered a savvy businessman?” Trump himself has never declared bankruptcy. His _companies_ have sought bankruptcy protection four times. That is not to say I think he’s a savvy businessman. He’s a loon. Just fighting ignorance and all that. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trump-has-funny-hair-hyuck-hyuck/723085.md?page=2)