# Donald Trump Has Just Left The White House for Good

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [January 20, 2021, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trump-has-just-left-the-white-house-for-good/930972 "2021-01-20T15:10:22Z")\
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**Author:** ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2021, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trump-has-just-left-the-white-house-for-good/930972/1 "2021-01-20T15:10:22Z")

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Cite:

> **[Trump Waves Goodbye to the White House After One Last Whine](https://www.thedailybeast.com/donald-trump-has-just-left-the-white-house-for-good)**
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> Trump stepped out of the White House for the last time as president early Wednesday morning, telling reporters: “Hopefully it’s not a long-term goodbye.”

I’m my personal opinion, this is a Good thing.

My opinion may be skewed though, as I was banned from Twitter for telling @realDonaldTrump to “Go Fuck Yourself, Donald!”. To be fair, I can’t even remember which of his more than a thousand felonies it was related to. Twitter said it was “harassment” and against TOS… and even though I thought it was covered under free speech, they banned my account permanently. (Any chess game where you sacrifice a knight to checkmate a king is a win though, right?)

Anyway… he’s gone now.

“Thoughts?”

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**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2021, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trump-has-just-left-the-white-house-for-good/930972/2 "2021-01-20T15:19:08Z")

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Donald who?

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**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2021, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trump-has-just-left-the-white-house-for-good/930972/3 "2021-01-20T15:21:10Z")

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Next stop, the Big House.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2021, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trump-has-just-left-the-white-house-for-good/930972/4 "2021-01-20T15:27:22Z")

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> [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](#):
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> Next stop, the Big House. -

🎶 I see a prison door and want it painted white…🎶

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**Author:** ![Folly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folly/32/3219_2.png) [@Folly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folly)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2021, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trump-has-just-left-the-white-house-for-good/930972/5 "2021-01-20T15:28:25Z")

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> [@El\_Kabong](#):
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> Donald who?

I think he got me convfefe once…

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**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2021, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trump-has-just-left-the-white-house-for-good/930972/6 "2021-01-20T15:29:29Z")

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> [@El\_Kabong](#):
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> Donald who?

If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck…

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**Author:** ![RitterSport](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rittersport/32/6326_2.png) [@RitterSport](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RitterSport)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2021, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trump-has-just-left-the-white-house-for-good/930972/7 "2021-01-20T15:34:35Z")

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Fuck that guy and the damage he did to the country, our reputation, the environment, our democracy, immigrants, and our people. I will praise him for the damage he’s done to the Republican Party, though.

With that, I hope to evict him from my brain as well. Looking forward to not knowing what the president is up to daily!

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**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2021, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trump-has-just-left-the-white-house-for-good/930972/8 "2021-01-20T15:36:35Z")

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> [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](#):
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> (Any chess game where you sacrifice a knight to checkmate a king is a win though, right?)

Congratulations. You did it.

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**Author:** ![Folly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folly/32/3219_2.png) [@Folly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folly)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2021, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trump-has-just-left-the-white-house-for-good/930972/9 "2021-01-20T15:37:21Z")

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May he take all the bad with him and leave it for good.

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**Author:** ![Filbert](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/filbert/32/3433_2.png) [@Filbert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Filbert)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2021, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trump-has-just-left-the-white-house-for-good/930972/10 "2021-01-20T15:43:22Z")

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Did the door hit him in the ass on the way out?

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**Author:** ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2021, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trump-has-just-left-the-white-house-for-good/930972/11 "2021-01-20T15:49:17Z")

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> [@Munch](#):
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> Congratulations. You did it.

Lots of people helped & it was a Whole Lotta Work. the work isn’t done either, as there is a Whole Lot of police corruption that needs to be combed out; everything from One Police Plaza moles to uniform supply shops that get the scum cop wanna-bees their ‘gear’.

That said, it’s Extra Special coming from you!

(So, what are you celebrating with? A highball…? Cheers…! )

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2021, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trump-has-just-left-the-white-house-for-good/930972/12 "2021-01-20T15:50:58Z")

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> [@Filbert](#):
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> Did the door hit him in the ass on the way out? -

What did the door do to deserve that?

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**Author:** ![Tatterdemalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/43a26b/32.png) [@Tatterdemalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tatterdemalion)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2021, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trump-has-just-left-the-white-house-for-good/930972/13 "2021-01-20T15:52:07Z")

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The door is innocent. That’s why we don’t want it to hit him.

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**Author:** ![DavidNRockies](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidnrockies/32/6279_2.png) [@DavidNRockies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DavidNRockies)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2021, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trump-has-just-left-the-white-house-for-good/930972/14 "2021-01-20T15:55:56Z")

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“Free at last, Free at last, Thank God almighty we are free at last.”

–MLK

[To be clear, I reference that quote from the American citizens’ perspective, _hoping_ that it will be antithetical to the near future of the Cheeto-Faced Shit-Gibbon (CFSG)]

“It’s morning again in America !”

[Also, probably not what Ronald Reagan was referring to, but I’m guessing he would have loathed CFSG, And Company]

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**Author:** ![RyanAdam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e68b1a/32.png) [@RyanAdam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RyanAdam)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2021, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trump-has-just-left-the-white-house-for-good/930972/15 "2021-01-20T15:58:57Z")

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> [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](#):
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> and even though I thought it was covered under free speech, they banned my account permanently.

Sure its covered under free speech. Did you get a government fine or penalty? Nope.  
Free speech.

Twitter as a private publisher has no obligation to publish you ( yeah yeah, not technically a publisher but let’s not dupe our selves with DotCom sophistry)  
Thankfully also no obligation to publish the fat Orange cretin either

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2021, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trump-has-just-left-the-white-house-for-good/930972/16 "2021-01-20T16:00:41Z")

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We’ve gone from “mourning” to “morning”, and all we had to do was subtract “U”, Donnie.

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**Author:** ![74westy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/74westy/32/3950_2.png) [@74westy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/74westy)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2021, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trump-has-just-left-the-white-house-for-good/930972/17 "2021-01-20T16:22:58Z")

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I’m reminded of the 50 year old National Lampoon comedy album, “The Missing Whitehouse Tapes” and Billy Graham administering Richard Nixon’s swearing out ceremony (Which I can still recite from memory)

“God damn you, Richard Nixon. Richard Nixon, you son of a bitch. Get the hell out of here. You lied your ass off. Fuck off!”

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**Author:** ![Mikemike2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mikemike2/32/305_2.png) [@Mikemike2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mikemike2)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2021, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trump-has-just-left-the-white-house-for-good/930972/18 "2021-01-20T16:34:57Z")

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How big was his crowd at the airport? He was inviting people 5 at a time.

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**Author:** ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2021, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trump-has-just-left-the-white-house-for-good/930972/19 "2021-01-20T16:38:49Z")

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Not sure; I heard most people passed.  
( Rudy! Stop trying to blame it on the dog. )

So, wherever Duh Donald is going now, his plane’s call sign changes in about 20 minutes.  
If there’s any justice, it’ll switch over to “Cheeto-One”.

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**Author:** ![Great\_Antibob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Great\_Antibob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Antibob)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2021, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trump-has-just-left-the-white-house-for-good/930972/20 "2021-01-20T16:40:05Z")

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> [@Mikemike2](#):
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> He was inviting people 5 at a time.

I hope those 5 people brought friends…

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