# Donald Trump, Jesus, and a doctor walk into a bar …

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Tags:** trump\
**Created:** [April 18, 2026, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trump-jesus-and-a-doctor-walk-into-a-bar/1029347 "2026-04-18T01:00:06Z")\
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**Author:** ![Hampshire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hampshire/32/4887_2.png) [@Hampshire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hampshire)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2026, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trump-jesus-and-a-doctor-walk-into-a-bar/1029347/23 "2026-05-01T04:15:51Z")

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> [@Thing.Fish](#):
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> In this context, “pussy” is a reference to Trump, and “tight” means “cheap”.

Mmm.. yes. I thought it was kind of obvious I was calling Trump both “cheap” and a “pussy” but figured they were just so offended by the vulgarity that they found it unfunny.

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**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2026, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trump-jesus-and-a-doctor-walk-into-a-bar/1029347/24 "2026-05-01T05:52:35Z")

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Donald Trump, Jesus, and a doctor walk into a bar, and he says “table for one, please.”

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**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2026, 7:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trump-jesus-and-a-doctor-walk-into-a-bar/1029347/25 "2026-05-01T07:32:32Z")

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The misogyny is in the original “request” made by Jesus. But then, you all know that, you just want to make standing up for ourselves as labor intensive as possible. Hope you’re enjoying yourselves.

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**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2026, 7:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trump-jesus-and-a-doctor-walk-into-a-bar/1029347/26 "2026-05-01T07:33:45Z")

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DJT, Jesus, and a doctor walk into a bar. They sit around a table for several hours talking non-stop. But they just can’t come up with a solution to America’s misogyny plague.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2026, 7:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trump-jesus-and-a-doctor-walk-into-a-bar/1029347/27 "2026-05-01T07:38:58Z")

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Donald Trump, Jesus, and a doctor walk into a bar. Jesus asks for “Three waters, please.” As the barman pours the glasses of water, Jesus says to his companions, “Don’t worry, I’ll change the water into wine.”

Trump says, “But I don’t drink.”

Jesus says, “Well, you’re out of luck, because I don’t know how to change water into Diet Coke.”

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