# Donald Trump Jr is an Asshole

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [October 25, 2021, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trump-jr-is-an-asshole/953184 "2021-10-25T18:32:04Z")\
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**Author:** ![BeepKillBeep](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9e8a1a/32.png) [@BeepKillBeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BeepKillBeep)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2021, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trump-jr-is-an-asshole/953184/1 "2021-10-25T18:32:04Z")

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For many, many reasons; however, this is the latest. I mean seriously fuck this guy with a 10’ 2 x 4 sideways.

> **[Donald Trump Jr. is selling shirts that say 'guns don't kill people, Alec...](https://www.insider.com/donald-trump-jr-sells-alec-baldwin-kills-people-shirts-rust-2021-10)**
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> Baldwin fired a prop gun on the "Rust" movie set last week, killing the cinematographer Halyna Hutchins.

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2021, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trump-jr-is-an-asshole/953184/2 "2021-10-25T19:08:40Z")

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Is this supposed to be news? The guy’s a #1 jerk. Like father, like son.

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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2021, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trump-jr-is-an-asshole/953184/3 "2021-10-25T19:16:42Z")

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There is no bottom to the depths to which Republicans will go. This is largely because the lower they go, the more they are rewarded by their voters.

So they keep plumbing the depths, and getting kudos from their supporters.

We now have R candidates openly saying that they will ignore the constitution in favor of a Christian Theocracy. We have candidates who engage in tantrums and insults that most would find unacceptable in a 5 year old. We have Republicans who are openly conspiring to overthrow the government via illegal and violent uprisings. These things are all _perfectly fine_ to their voters - in fact, they LOVE shit like this.

Where is the bottom? Who knows, we have not reached it yet.

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**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2021, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trump-jr-is-an-asshole/953184/4 "2021-10-25T19:27:54Z")

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It’s been clear for a long time that all immediate Trump family members are congenital imbeciles, but this is strong evidence for the corollary that they are also all congenital assholes. Not that there was ever any doubt.

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**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2021, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trump-jr-is-an-asshole/953184/5 "2021-10-25T19:40:02Z")

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> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#):
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> There is no bottom to the depths to which Republicans will go.

Don’t bring politics into this. The entire Trump family were a bunch of irredeemable assholes well before they were Republicans, or Democrats for that matter.

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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2021, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trump-jr-is-an-asshole/953184/6 "2021-10-25T19:43:41Z")

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The party (R) has embraced the irredeemable assholes with open arms. This is who the R’s are now.

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**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2021, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trump-jr-is-an-asshole/953184/7 "2021-10-25T19:46:16Z")

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> [@QuickSilver](#):
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> Don’t bring politics into this. The entire Trump family were a bunch of irredeemable assholes well before they were Republicans, or Democrats for that matter.

I await the Republican condemnation. 🙄

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**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2021, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trump-jr-is-an-asshole/953184/8 "2021-10-25T19:47:40Z")

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> [@bobot](#):
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> I await the Republican condemnation. 🙄

Lets hold our breath and see which one of us passes out first.

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**Author:** ![bump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7c8e57/32.png) [@bump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bump)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2021, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trump-jr-is-an-asshole/953184/9 "2021-10-25T19:48:29Z")

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Yeah, I was thinking that I hadn’t really even heard of Donald Trump JR until his dad got elected and I saw Mikey Day playing him on SNL. It’s not like he’s some long-time Republican player.

I’d bet that this whole ongoing thing is just some sort of scheme on his part to keep himself in the news in hopes of sleazing his way into politics on his dad’s coattails. That, or just a more lame grift to suck money up from the rubes by making political noise about stuff and selling shit.

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**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2021, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trump-jr-is-an-asshole/953184/10 "2021-10-25T20:07:40Z")

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A couple of times (during The Previous Administration That Shall Not Be Named) he’d say something and I’d think “Wow, he _really believes_ he’s the designated heir and deserves to be Prez in 2024, without having to actually _do_ anything…”

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**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2021, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trump-jr-is-an-asshole/953184/11 "2021-10-25T20:13:42Z")

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> [@digs](#):
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> “Wow, he _really believes_ he’s the designated heir and deserves to be Prez in 2024, without having to actually _do_ anything…”

Well, he’ll have to first commit patricide. That’s not nothing.

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**Author:** ![Broomstick](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/broomstick/32/246_2.png) [@Broomstick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Broomstick)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2021, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trump-jr-is-an-asshole/953184/12 "2021-10-25T20:24:11Z")

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Baldwin should sue.

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**Author:** ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2021, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trump-jr-is-an-asshole/953184/13 "2021-10-25T20:47:53Z")

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I hope he does; I hope he has a good case.

I hope he soaks Jr. for enough money to end all his “murder safaris”.

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**Author:** ![snowthx](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowthx/32/10660_2.png) [@snowthx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snowthx)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2021, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trump-jr-is-an-asshole/953184/14 "2021-10-25T21:07:24Z")

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The Trumps appear to still be smarting from Baldwin’s hysterical, popular, and highly-rated portrayal of 45 on SNL. I guess it hit pretty close to the mark. Jr is just an excrescence to his shit-stain father.

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**Author:** ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2021, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trump-jr-is-an-asshole/953184/15 "2021-10-25T21:09:44Z")

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> [@snowthx](#):
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> Jr is just an excrescence to his shit-stain father.

I know… Monkey see, monkey fling poo…

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**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2021, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trump-jr-is-an-asshole/953184/16 "2021-10-25T22:02:12Z")

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> [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](#):
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> Monkey see, monkey fling poo…

I think that’s what I’ll say… the poker pals are getting together for the Seahawks game tonight, and one of them is bound to ask “Holy, f\*\*\*… did you _see_ what Donnie did? Is he trying to be be a bigger ass than Daddy?”

Or maybe I’ll just shrug and say:

Monkey see, monkey doo-doo.

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**Author:** ![Moriarty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/moriarty/32/49_2.png) [@Moriarty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moriarty)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2021, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trump-jr-is-an-asshole/953184/17 "2021-10-25T22:57:49Z")

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In college, Junior had a reputation for getting drunk and then wetting the bed. He was called Diaper Don.

There’s another well known story about his dad showing up to his college dorm to take him to a baseball game. Junior was wearing a jersey, and when the old man saw it, he punched him in the face and told him to put on a suit.

Donnie Junior just wants Daddy’s love. Like Ivanka gets. If just for one day.

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**Author:** ![nearwildheaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2021, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trump-jr-is-an-asshole/953184/18 "2021-10-25T23:55:31Z")

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I suspect this is an offshoot of Alec Baldwin playing DJT Sr. on “Saturday Night Live.”

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**Author:** ![Oredigger77](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oredigger77/32/3181_2.png) [@Oredigger77](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oredigger77)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2021, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trump-jr-is-an-asshole/953184/19 "2021-10-26T00:31:02Z")

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> [@Moriarty](#):
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> Donnie Junior just wants Daddy’s love. Like Ivanka gets.

In the ass?

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2021, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trump-jr-is-an-asshole/953184/20 "2021-10-26T00:36:29Z")

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> [@Oredigger77](#):
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> > [@Moriarty](#):
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> > Donnie Junior just wants Daddy’s love. Like Ivanka gets.
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> In the ass? -

At least he doesn’t have to look at him.

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