# Donald Trump the creepy father **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 7, 2006, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trump-the-creepy-father/347422 "2006-03-07T20:12:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2006, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trump-the-creepy-father/347422/21 "2006-03-11T02:06:44Z")
At least it wasn’t Joe Simpson, father of Jessica. He’d probably say if she wasn’t his daughter, he’d SLEEP with her. ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2006, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trump-the-creepy-father/347422/22 "2006-03-11T03:01:09Z")
Or Woody Allen: She wasn’t _really_ my daughter so I slept with her. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2006, 8:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trump-the-creepy-father/347422/23 "2006-03-11T08:02:16Z")
Well as far as rich young socialites go, I’d much rather see [Ivanka](http://cache.viewimages.com/comp/2152530.jpg?x=x&dasite=ViewImages&ef=2&ev=1&dareq=9B0238C52E2B0CC72F6401FD865447D053224AA59F0FA00C) ass up, getting fucked, in a grainy home-made porno than the usual socialite [slagwitch.](http://cache.viewimages.com/comp/51773814.jpg?x=x&dasite=ViewImages&ef=2&ev=1&dareq=9B0238C52E2B0CC7790520E7F78AA029A2CE4840DE68FFBAF9853570FE2EDDFB) Maybe that’s all the Donald meant too. ---
**Author:** ![sunacres](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4491bb/32.png) [@sunacres](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sunacres)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2006, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trump-the-creepy-father/347422/24 "2006-03-15T05:56:03Z")
> [@David Simmons](#): > > “Hell, my wife was someone’s daughter.” Thank you David. When are we going to accept each other’s (including our children’s) sexuality? Maybe it’s time to start a thread about it, but think about it! Until parents can accept the fact that their children eventually become adults, we’re doomed to piss on our kids! Can you appreciate your child as a sexual being? No? Feel guilty about that? What are you saying to your child about their sexuality? Do you feel some tension between what you want for yourself and what you want for your child? ---
**Author:** ![Silentgoldfish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e36b37/32.png) [@Silentgoldfish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silentgoldfish)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2006, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trump-the-creepy-father/347422/25 "2006-03-15T05:59:56Z")
> [@sunacres](#): > > Thank you David. When are we going to accept each other’s (including our children’s) sexuality? Maybe it’s time to start a thread about it, but think about it! Until parents can accept the fact that their children eventually become adults, we’re doomed to piss on our kids! Only if you’re R Kelly. ---
**Author:** ![sunacres](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4491bb/32.png) [@sunacres](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sunacres)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2006, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trump-the-creepy-father/347422/26 "2006-03-15T06:11:00Z")
> [@Silentgoldfish](#): > > Only if you’re R Kelly. Ha ha. So, if you have kids that grow up to be like you, and you accept that, you’re a pedophile? ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2006, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trump-the-creepy-father/347422/27 "2006-03-15T06:25:54Z")
> [@sunacres](#): > > Ha ha. So, if you have kids that grow up to be like you, and you accept that, you’re a pedophile? No. But if you’re R Kelly and your children grow up to be like you, they might piss on kids. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trump-the-creepy-father/347422.md?page=1)