# Donald Trump **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 6, 2015, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trump/721829 "2015-06-06T23:43:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2015, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trump/721829/21 "2015-06-08T01:20:56Z")
> [@Kolak\_of\_Twilo](#): > > Oh, I gotta disagree on this one; no way is that a rug! It looks to me like the world’s most effed up comb over. > > Seriously. I’ve seen a few geezers with something like it and it is nasty and pathetic looking but in each case it was their real hair. What Trump has might be real hair, or some analogous dermal fiber, but it is not hair of any life-form native to this planet. ---
**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2015, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trump/721829/22 "2015-06-08T20:27:38Z")
I firmly believe it is just one very long hair. Styling involves twirling it around on his head with a spaghetti fork while still wet. Probably by an Itatlian chef. A rare case where the meatball is served up under the spaghetti. ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2015, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trump/721829/23 "2015-06-09T01:40:15Z")
> [@Northern\_Piper](#): > > Please do not talk about seeing Donald Trump when he comes out of the shower. Trump doesn’t shower. He pays 19 year old blondes with surgically enhanced breasts to lick him clean. ---
**Author:** ![barbwaba](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@barbwaba](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/barbwaba)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2016, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trump/721829/24 "2016-01-14T19:29:33Z")
I bet he’d look a whole lot better than Hillary or Bernie getting out of the shower. ---
**Author:** ![barbwaba](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@barbwaba](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/barbwaba)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2016, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trump/721829/25 "2016-01-14T19:32:54Z")
Wow, I’m impressed at how intelligent you all are – NOT. DONALD TRUMP FOR PRESIDENT. And how does your bank account look. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2016, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trump/721829/26 "2016-01-14T20:00:42Z")
Wow, I’m impressed that you registered solely to praise The Donald’s hair and wallet. ---
**Author:** ![leftfield6](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leftfield6/32/18780_2.png) [@leftfield6](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/leftfield6)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2016, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trump/721829/27 "2016-01-14T20:15:07Z")
Well now, **barbwaba** , how you doing? You might be fun. Let’s see how long you last. Or if you brought anything to the party. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2016, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trump/721829/28 "2016-01-14T20:48:59Z")
> [@leftfield6](#): > > Well now, **barbwaba** , how you doing? > > You might be fun. Let’s see how long you last. Or if you brought anything to the party. Based on (her?) two posts so far, looks like a Major T. J. “King” Kong (Slim Pickens) poster. But we shall see. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2016, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trump/721829/29 "2016-01-14T21:17:09Z")
We interrupt this discussion of The Donald to bring you \*\*\*[THIS](https://youtu.be/vPRfP_TEQ-g)\*\*\*from the Pensacola Freedom Girls! Incidentally, this is what happens when every rock band in history issues your campaign a preemptive cease and desist order. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trump/721829.md?page=1)