# Donald Trump's 2016 General Election Campaign

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trumps-2016-general-election-campaign/753901>\
**Category:** Politics & Elections\
**Created:** [May 4, 2016, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trumps-2016-general-election-campaign/753901 "2016-05-04T02:37:34Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Peremensoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ce7236/32.png) [@Peremensoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peremensoe)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2016, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trumps-2016-general-election-campaign/753901/2342 "2016-07-08T15:23:11Z")

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> [@jsc1953](#):
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> I’m almost willing to give Trump a pass on the Article I thing. I know the content of the constitution very well, but I couldn’t tell you what article states which concept. Trump’s problem is that, instead of responding with “remind me of the Article I concept you want to discuss”, he tried to bullshit his way through it.

That’s exactly the problem.

I kind of think anybody running for an office which will require them to swear to uphold the Constitution of the United States ought to have a general familiarity with it, and that would include knowing that Articles I, II, and III establish the legislative, executive, and judicial branches of the federal government. Not recalling on the spot which of these is which, that’s forgivable, but Trump pretty clearly has no idea what the question is about, at all.

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**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2016, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trumps-2016-general-election-campaign/753901/2343 "2016-07-08T15:42:41Z")

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He heard “article,” and it read in his brain as “amendment.” On the other hand I’d lay money that he doesn’t know the difference between the two.

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**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2016, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trumps-2016-general-election-campaign/753901/2344 "2016-07-08T15:56:25Z")

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I just hope he wasn’t thinking of the Articles of Confederation.

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**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2016, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trumps-2016-general-election-campaign/753901/2345 "2016-07-08T15:59:36Z")

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> [@JRDelirious](#):
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> At 4am, tweet was quite mature. “Prayers and condolences to all of the families who are so thoroughly devastated by the horrors we are all watching take place in our country”

“Prayer: It’s the Least You Can Do.”

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2016, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trumps-2016-general-election-campaign/753901/2346 "2016-07-08T15:59:42Z")

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> [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](#):
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> I just hope he wasn’t thinking of the Articles of Confederation.

Or the Uniform Commercial Code.

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**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2016, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trumps-2016-general-election-campaign/753901/2347 "2016-07-08T16:02:48Z")

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Well, they formally have sometimes been referred to as “Articles in amendment to the Constitution” but only a few constitutional geeks use that terminology. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2016, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trumps-2016-general-election-campaign/753901/2348 "2016-07-08T16:12:14Z")

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> [@Ukulele\_Ike](#):
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> “Prayer: It’s the Least You Can Do.”

“Prayer: If Anyone Complains, _They’re_ The Asshole.”

You can extend this to a nice little combination play, in fact: Obviously, bringing up politics right in the immediate aftermath of a tragedy is in poor taste. There’s a notion of “time and place” and most people will respect that. Bringing it up later is similarly boorish, because nobody wants to reopen old wounds and undo the healing process, because unity is the most important thing and some people are still dealing with the results. A clever combination of those tactics can foreclose on any uncomfortable discussion and paint your political enemies as the worst kind of opportunists.

Happily, Donald “David Duke” Trump is too stupid to do anything similar to that. I’m just waiting for the man himself to open his fool mouth and give me something new to laugh at.

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**Author:** ![jsc1953](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jsc1953](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jsc1953)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2016, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trumps-2016-general-election-campaign/753901/2349 "2016-07-08T16:16:24Z")

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> [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](#):
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> I just hope he wasn’t thinking of the Articles of Confederation.

I’d say there’s very little chance of that. Donald strikes me as someone who cut class and/or slept a lot in high school.

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**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2016, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trumps-2016-general-election-campaign/753901/2350 "2016-07-08T16:31:07Z")

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> [@jsc1953](#):
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> I’d say there’s very little chance of that. Donald strikes me as someone who cut class and/or slept a lot in high school.

It’s possible to pick up an utterly lunatic form of knowledge about the Articles of Confederation from the right sort of right-wingers. At least some of the Sovereign Citizens believe that the Articles of Confederation are still in force, and that they’re being suppressed by the Jewish Interests conspiring to keep the white man down. The fact this makes no sense and is stupid merely means it fits in with the entire rest of their worldview and every single one of their opinions.

I’d normally say that ideas like these could never penetrate into a Presidential candidate’s campaign, but when you have a campaign which literally uses images pulled from /pol/, a lot of the normal rules go out the window.

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**Author:** ![BobLibDem](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boblibdem/32/3149_2.png) [@BobLibDem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobLibDem)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2016, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trumps-2016-general-election-campaign/753901/2351 "2016-07-08T16:46:38Z")

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And so it begins. [Trump’s campaign official blames Hillary for Dallas shootings.](http://www.politicususa.com/2016/07/08/trump-campaign-official-blaming-hillary-clinton-dallas-police-shooting.html)

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2016, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trumps-2016-general-election-campaign/753901/2352 "2016-07-08T16:58:02Z")

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> [@BobLibDem](#):
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> And so it begins. [Trump’s campaign official blames Hillary for Dallas shootings.](http://www.politicususa.com/2016/07/08/trump-campaign-official-blaming-hillary-clinton-dallas-police-shooting.html)

When are they going to learn that you can’t really delete off Twitter? Someone will have gotten a screenshot or otherwise captured the tweet before it goes poof.

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**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2016, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trumps-2016-general-election-campaign/753901/2353 "2016-07-08T17:16:42Z")

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> [@running\_coach](#):
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> When are they going to learn that you can’t really delete off Twitter? Someone will have gotten a screenshot or otherwise captured the tweet before it goes poof.

Yep, the company you keep **is** a liability, Mr. Trump.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2016, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trumps-2016-general-election-campaign/753901/2354 "2016-07-08T18:01:38Z")

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> [@running\_coach](#):
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> Or the Uniform Commercial Code.

You’ve seen the flags at his rallies, right? Many of them have gold fringes.

Wake up, sheeple!

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**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2016, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trumps-2016-general-election-campaign/753901/2355 "2016-07-08T19:44:00Z")

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There was an article on CNN I think but I can’t be bothered looking for it because the essence of it is really simple: the Donald was asked if it’s possible that he might win the election and then just decide not to serve. This is the sort of thing that appeals to this idiot’s enormous ego and salves his equally enormous insecurities. He basically said, sure, it’s possible, and when Mark Cuban suggested $5 billion would be the price that could get him to drop his election bid, he acknowledged that, too. What a total asswipe. Says a lot about his motivations and the regard in which he holds his country. I cannot believe anyone could ever really vote for this psychotic self-obsessed hateful jackass.

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**Author:** ![jsc1953](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jsc1953](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jsc1953)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2016, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trumps-2016-general-election-campaign/753901/2356 "2016-07-08T20:00:10Z")

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> [@running\_coach](#):
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> When are they going to learn that you can’t really delete off Twitter? Someone will have gotten a screenshot or otherwise captured the tweet before it goes poof.

We’re at a remarkable moment in history, where politicians have realized that they need social media but haven’t yet brought it under control. It’s a Wild West out there, full of monkeys with handguns.

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**Author:** ![Merneith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/57b2e6/32.png) [@Merneith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merneith)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2016, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trumps-2016-general-election-campaign/753901/2357 "2016-07-08T20:54:30Z")

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> [@wolfpup](#):
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> There was an article on CNN I think but I can’t be bothered looking for it because the essence of it is really simple: the Donald was asked if it’s possible that he might win the election and then just decide not to serve. This is the sort of thing that appeals to this idiot’s enormous ego and salves his equally enormous insecurities. He basically said, sure, it’s possible, and when Mark Cuban suggested $5 billion would be the price that could get him to drop his election bid, he acknowledged that, too. What a total asswipe. Says a lot about his motivations and the regard in which he holds his country. I cannot believe anyone could ever really vote for this psychotic self-obsessed hateful jackass.

NYT - here you go  
[http://www.nytimes.com/2016/07/08/us/politics/donald-trump-president.html?\_r=0](http://www.nytimes.com/2016/07/08/us/politics/donald-trump-president.html?_r=0)  
I think it’s unlikely - unless he really does pick a family member for VP. But I can’t entirely blame him for fantasizing about it.

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**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2016, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trumps-2016-general-election-campaign/753901/2358 "2016-07-08T21:20:13Z")

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> [@wolfpup](#):
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> There was an article on CNN I think but I can’t be bothered looking for it because the essence of it is really simple: the Donald was asked if it’s possible that he might win the election and then just decide not to serve. This is the sort of thing that appeals to this idiot’s enormous ego and salves his equally enormous insecurities.

Surely such salving requires him to serve for maybe thirty seconds, getting into the history books as the 45th president before stepping down?

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**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2016, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trumps-2016-general-election-campaign/753901/2359 "2016-07-09T02:29:49Z")

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> [@jsc1953](#):
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> We’re at a remarkable moment in history, where politicians have realized that they need social media but haven’t yet brought it under control. It’s a Wild West out there, full of monkeys with handguns.

Speaking of that… I had some concern that Trump would get some, just a bit of support for the tragedy in Dallas. But the oportunistic orangegutan came through shooting himself in the foot.

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> Donald Trump asked New York Police Commissioner Bill Bratton to let him speak to a roll call of police officers today, in a pretty obvious attempt to exploit the horrific events in Dallas for political gain. To his credit, Commissioner Bratton said no.

But that was not the only issue, then the Trump campaign’s spokesperson tweeted later calling Commissioner Bratton a liar.

> **[Trump Barred From Speaking to NYPD Officers, Then Says Police Commissioner Is...](https://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/46121_Trump_Barred_From_Speaking_to_NYPD_Officers_Then_Says_Police_Commissioner_Is_Lying)**
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> Donald Trump asked New York Police Commissioner Bill Bratton to let him speak to a roll call of police officers today, in a pretty obvious attempt to exploit the horrific events in Dallas for political gain. To his credit, ...

More like tossers of monkey wrenches to their own political machine.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2016, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trumps-2016-general-election-campaign/753901/2360 "2016-07-09T21:05:07Z")

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Dining and catering opportunities being scaled back in Cleveland in the runup to the RNC - and I think I know why: [http://www.clevescene.com/scene-and-heard/archives/2016/07/08/cleveland-caterers-and-restaurants-see-cutbacks-and-cancellations-for-rnc-related-events-as-kick-off-approaches](http://www.clevescene.com/scene-and-heard/archives/2016/07/08/cleveland-caterers-and-restaurants-see-cutbacks-and-cancellations-for-rnc-related-events-as-kick-off-approaches)

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**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2016, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trumps-2016-general-election-campaign/753901/2361 "2016-07-09T22:40:52Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> Dining and catering opportunities being scaled back in Cleveland in the runup to the RNC - and I think I know why…

Luckily for the Republicans, Cleveland enjoys some of the best Polish kielbasa in the United States. For a quick snack, they can roast it at the end of a stick over the various wildfires.

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