# Donald Trump's 2016 General Election Campaign

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trumps-2016-general-election-campaign/753901>\
**Category:** Politics & Elections\
**Created:** [May 4, 2016, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trumps-2016-general-election-campaign/753901 "2016-05-04T02:37:34Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![SenorBeef](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senorbeef/32/2220_2.png) [@SenorBeef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SenorBeef)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2016, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trumps-2016-general-election-campaign/753901/3003 "2016-07-27T18:10:33Z")

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Every time I waffle back to “no, Trump is totally serious about this campaign” he throws out something that makes me think again that he’s playing a practical joke to see how outrageous he can be before he’s finally booted off the national stage. Could you imagine the fucking mass immediate apeshit that would fall over every republican in the country if Obama called for Russia to break into our secret information?

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**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2016, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trumps-2016-general-election-campaign/753901/3004 "2016-07-27T18:15:38Z")

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> [@running\_coach](#):
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> I thought for sure that would be _The Onion_ or _The Borowitz Report_.

It’s all too real.  
☹  
:eek:

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**Author:** ![Defensive\_Indifference](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/defensive_indifference/32/6502_2.png) [@Defensive\_Indifference](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Defensive_Indifference)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2016, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trumps-2016-general-election-campaign/753901/3005 "2016-07-27T18:18:50Z")

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This is all a terrifying version of “The Producers”. A cash strapped guy figures he can make more money losing an election than winning. And he’s out there belting out “Springtime for Putin” and people fucking love it. I’ve gone from a sort of cerebral worry about the potential of a Trump presidency to actual physical fear.

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**Author:** ![Dallas\_Jones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dallas_jones/32/3277_2.png) [@Dallas\_Jones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dallas_Jones)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2016, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trumps-2016-general-election-campaign/753901/3006 "2016-07-27T18:26:53Z")

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> [@Jack\_Batty](#):
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> Sometimes I doubt Trump’s commitment to Sparkle Motion.

I am surprised that Trump did not end the convention with 11 year old girls dancing in sexually suggestive thrusting motions while Bernie Darko burns the whole party down.

[![]( " - YouTube") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njEuEZitqX8)

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**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2016, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trumps-2016-general-election-campaign/753901/3007 "2016-07-27T18:27:52Z")

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> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#):
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> [Trump calls for Russia to hack into State Department servers.](http://www.nytimes.com/2016/07/28/us/politics/donald-trump-russia-clinton-emails.html)

Lock him up!

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**Author:** ![CarnalK](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnalk/32/486_2.png) [@CarnalK](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CarnalK)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2016, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trumps-2016-general-election-campaign/753901/3008 "2016-07-27T18:29:43Z")

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> [@JohnT](#):
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> Gallup: 51% said the RNC made them _less_ likely to vote Trump. Previous record, dating back to at least 1988: 38%.
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> [https://twitter.com/Taniel/status/758348257764503552/photo/1](https://t.co/Tp42eNXbqA)

You know, it would have been a lot less lame to link the gallup article instead of a link to a twitter account that links the article. It would have been easier to read the actual Gallup article that states:

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> Of course, the data show that 73% of Republicans and Republican-leaning independents said the convention made them more likely to vote for Trump, compared with 2% of Democrats. In other words, reaction to the speech was basically a reinforcement of pre-existing attitudes.  
> \<snip\>  
> At this point, we can say that although Americans’ views of the Cleveland convention were not at all positive after it ended, the underlying trend data show that over the last week or so, Trump has managed to reach a milestone in his campaign: His image among Americans is now identical to that of his opponent.

[For First Time, Trump’s Image on Par With Clinton’s](http://www.gallup.com/opinion/polling-matters/194000/first-time-trump-image-par-clinton.aspx)  
Not quite as rosy as your tweeter paints it, is it?

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2016, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trumps-2016-general-election-campaign/753901/3009 "2016-07-27T18:30:06Z")

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> [@Fear\_Itself](#):
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> Lock him up!

If the RNC handed his ass over to the Feds I might be convinced to vote for their replacement Republican out of respect.

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**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2016, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trumps-2016-general-election-campaign/753901/3010 "2016-07-27T18:37:50Z")

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> [@Bayard](#):
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> This is all a terrifying version of “The Producers”. A cash strapped guy figures he can make more money losing an election than winning. And he’s out there belting out “Springtime for Putin” and people fucking love it. I’ve gone from a sort of cerebral worry about the potential of a Trump presidency to actual physical fear.

If Donald Trump wins the Presidency I’m going to write my MP and demand Canada develop an arsenal of strategic nuclear weapons.

No, I’m not kidding.

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**Author:** ![Crybaby\_Boobie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crybaby_boobie/32/545_2.png) [@Crybaby\_Boobie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crybaby_Boobie)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2016, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trumps-2016-general-election-campaign/753901/3011 "2016-07-27T18:40:11Z")

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I am hoping that your government invokes the Bush Doctrine and invades us to remove the threat of a madman with his tiny hands on our WMDs.

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**Author:** ![Mighty\_Girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7bcc69/32.png) [@Mighty\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mighty_Girl)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2016, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trumps-2016-general-election-campaign/753901/3012 "2016-07-27T18:47:29Z")

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It should be easy. Send Trump a giant hollow golden statue of himself with a little surprise inside.

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2016, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trumps-2016-general-election-campaign/753901/3013 "2016-07-27T19:08:17Z")

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> [@CarnalK](#):
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> You know, it would have been a lot less lame to link the gallup article instead of a link to a twitter account that links the article. It would have been easier to read the actual Gallup article that states:
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> [For First Time, Trump’s Image on Par With Clinton’s](http://www.gallup.com/opinion/polling-matters/194000/first-time-trump-image-par-clinton.aspx)  
> Not quite as rosy as your tweeter paints it, is it?

Yeah, I was on a cell phone and took a shortcut, making you click twice. I’m such an asshole, srlsy. :rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![CarnalK](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnalk/32/486_2.png) [@CarnalK](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CarnalK)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2016, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trumps-2016-general-election-campaign/753901/3014 "2016-07-27T19:14:22Z")

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> [@JohnT](#):
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> Yeah, I was on a cell phone and took a shortcut, making you click twice. I’m such an asshole, srlsy. :rolleyes:

I said lame, and it was. You also gave a lame impression of the Gallup article. Next time, don’t take the short cut and actually RTFA if you would like to make less lame posts.

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**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2016, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trumps-2016-general-election-campaign/753901/3015 "2016-07-27T19:25:55Z")

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Trump said today Tim Kaine has done a really bad job being governor of New Jersey.

This is understandable, inasmuch as Tim Kaine was quite busy being a senator from Virginia. He was a governor once. Of Virginia.

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**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2016, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trumps-2016-general-election-campaign/753901/3016 "2016-07-27T19:30:47Z")

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> [@RickJay](#):
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> Trump said today Tim Kaine has done a really bad job being governor of New Jersey.
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> This is understandable, inasmuch as Tim Kaine was quite busy being a senator from Virginia. He was a governor once. Of Virginia.

To be fair, at the same press conference he said that David Hinckley should not have been freed.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_Ace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/6bbea6/32.png) [@Johnny\_Ace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Ace)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2016, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trumps-2016-general-election-campaign/753901/3017 "2016-07-27T19:36:06Z")

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Might be helpful if he knew that the guy’s name is John Hinckley, Jr.

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**Author:** ![Crybaby\_Boobie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crybaby_boobie/32/545_2.png) [@Crybaby\_Boobie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crybaby_Boobie)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2016, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trumps-2016-general-election-campaign/753901/3018 "2016-07-27T19:37:01Z")

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Well, someone has to govern NJ while Chris Christie is out running errands for Trump.

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2016, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trumps-2016-general-election-campaign/753901/3019 "2016-07-27T19:37:57Z")

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> [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](#):
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> To be fair, at the same press conference he said that David Hinckley should not have been freed.

At least he didn’t say [David Brinkley](http://cbsnews2.cbsistatic.com/hub/i/r/2003/01/16/ccc3e983-a642-11e2-a3f0-029118418759/thumbnail/620x350/b71f19a4adcc87fb89cd62f88d2d4a6b/image536714x.jpg). That would have been embarrassing.

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**Author:** ![Mighty\_Girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7bcc69/32.png) [@Mighty\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mighty_Girl)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2016, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trumps-2016-general-election-campaign/753901/3020 "2016-07-27T19:41:54Z")

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> [@RickJay](#):
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> Trump said today Tim Kaine has done a really bad job being governor of New Jersey.
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> This is understandable, inasmuch as Tim Kaine was quite busy being a senator from Virginia. He was a governor once. Of Virginia.

Finally something you and Donald agree on. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2016, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trumps-2016-general-election-campaign/753901/3021 "2016-07-27T19:43:05Z")

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I can think of lots of Davids who will be very grateful not to be mentioned by The Orange One.

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**Author:** ![Crybaby\_Boobie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crybaby_boobie/32/545_2.png) [@Crybaby\_Boobie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crybaby_Boobie)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2016, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trumps-2016-general-election-campaign/753901/3022 "2016-07-27T19:43:10Z")

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Free Ralph Hinkley! The Greatest American Hero!

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