# Donald Trump's 2016 General Election Campaign

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trumps-2016-general-election-campaign/753901>\
**Category:** Politics & Elections\
**Created:** [May 4, 2016, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trumps-2016-general-election-campaign/753901 "2016-05-04T02:37:34Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2016, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trumps-2016-general-election-campaign/753901/3123 "2016-07-29T20:47:12Z")

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> [@Snarky\_Kong](#):
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> Clinton had eyes on Bin Laden in Afghanistan and could have ordered a cruise missile strike, but didn’t. That was before predators and due to the flight time it very likely could have missed. He was also hanging out with some Emirati big wigs and the collateral damage would have been bad.
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> [https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/fact-checker/wp/2016/02/16/bill-clinton-and-the-missed-opportunities-to-kill-osama-bin-laden/](https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/fact-checker/wp/2016/02/16/bill-clinton-and-the-missed-opportunities-to-kill-osama-bin-laden/)
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> That doesn’t really have anything to do with ISIL though.

If only Clinton had uttered the magic Phrase, “Radical Islamic Terrorism”, then ISIL could never have existed. Plus, Clinton never promised to “Make America Great”, therefore he hates America.

QED.

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2016, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trumps-2016-general-election-campaign/753901/3124 "2016-07-29T23:07:15Z")

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Speaking in Colorado Springs a few minutes ago, Donald Trump wants the military to stop using wires, go back to using human couriers.

> <https://twitter.com/KeithOlbermann/status/759148158182096896>

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2016, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trumps-2016-general-election-campaign/753901/3125 "2016-07-29T23:15:19Z")

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> [@JohnT](#):
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> Speaking in Colorado Springs a few minutes ago, Donald Trump wants the military to stop using wires, go back to using human couriers.
> 
> [x.com](https://twitter.com/KeithOlbermann/status/759148158182096896)

Simple solutions for the simple minded.

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**Author:** ![Defensive\_Indifference](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/defensive_indifference/32/6502_2.png) [@Defensive\_Indifference](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Defensive_Indifference)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2016, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trumps-2016-general-election-campaign/753901/3126 "2016-07-29T23:22:58Z")

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It’s true. Human couriers are practically impossible to intercept. And modern battles are typically fought in well defined formations in open fields, much the same as they were fought in the Napoleonic Wars. Couriers would solve many of our problems. The so-called military professionals need an MBA’s perspective to shake them up.

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**Author:** ![Snarky\_Kong](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a183cd/32.png) [@Snarky\_Kong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snarky_Kong)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2016, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trumps-2016-general-election-campaign/753901/3127 "2016-07-29T23:30:35Z")

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There was a US vs middle eastern country (Iran) war game in the early 2000s where human couriers were used effectively as a countermeasure to US SIGINT.

The Donald probably has someone summarize that wikipedia article to him just before that speech.

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2016, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trumps-2016-general-election-campaign/753901/3128 "2016-07-29T23:41:04Z")

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> [@JohnT](#):
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> Speaking in Colorado Springs a few minutes ago, Donald Trump wants the military to stop using wires, go back to using human couriers.
> 
> [x.com](https://twitter.com/KeithOlbermann/status/759148158182096896)

Does he own a cell phone? Is his phone connected by wires to the outside world?

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**Author:** ![psychobunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/54ee81/32.png) [@psychobunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psychobunny)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2016, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trumps-2016-general-election-campaign/753901/3129 "2016-07-29T23:52:56Z")

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Wow. I seem to recall a rumor about some US operation where we were able to track a courier to get an elusive criminal. I wish I could remember who it [was](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Search_for_Osama_bin_Laden).

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**Author:** ![septimus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/septimus/32/410_2.png) [@septimus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/septimus)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2016, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trumps-2016-general-election-campaign/753901/3130 "2016-07-29T23:57:39Z")

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Paul Revere defeated the British Redcoats without a telephone. If we had Paul Revere on the ground in Syria, then Al-Assad and Daesh would have surrendered long ago.

Soon, Trump’s _The Art of the Deal_ will be right next to Sun Tzu’s _The Art of War_ on the bookshelf for all-time military classics.

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**Author:** ![Snarky\_Kong](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a183cd/32.png) [@Snarky\_Kong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snarky_Kong)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2016, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trumps-2016-general-election-campaign/753901/3131 "2016-07-30T00:09:43Z")

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> [@psychobunny](#):
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> Wow. I seem to recall a rumor about some US operation where we were able to track a courier to get an elusive criminal. I wish I could remember who it [was](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Search_for_Osama_bin_Laden).

It probably wouldn’t have taken as long as it did if he was using electronic communication. There are legitimate reasons to use a physical courier.

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**Author:** ![raventhief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raventhief/32/4_2.png) [@raventhief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raventhief)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2016, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trumps-2016-general-election-campaign/753901/3132 "2016-07-30T00:22:12Z")

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Donald Trump did an AMA for Reddit.

> **[Donald Trump does his Reddit AMA in the most Donald Trump way possible](https://mashable.com/article/trump-reddit-ama-questions)**
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> The unpredictability of the questions makes Reddit AMAs interesting -- but these questions stayed on-message.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2016, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trumps-2016-general-election-campaign/753901/3133 "2016-07-30T00:25:16Z")

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> [@raventhief](#):
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> Donald Trump did an AMA for Reddit.
> 
> [Donald Trump does his Reddit AMA in the most Trump way possible | Mashable](http://mashable.com/2016/07/28/trump-reddit-ama-questions/?utm_cid=mash-com-fb-main-link#TgfGiLxEhSqa)

Moderated by his supporters and censored.

> [@](#):
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> Trump played this one smart. Instead of doing the AMA — basically an open-ended interview, where the Reddit community asks the questions — on Reddit’s IAmA subreddit, he did it on the pro-Trump subreddit The\_Donald. There, the subreddit’s moderators could filter any unwanted questions, which is exactly what they did.

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**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2016, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trumps-2016-general-election-campaign/753901/3134 "2016-07-30T00:47:50Z")

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And moderation on The\_Donald is _extremely_ heavy-handed. If they think you’re not a Trump supporter, or if you even attempt to have an actual debate, you’re gone.

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**Author:** ![neofishboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/neofishboy/32/444_2.png) [@neofishboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neofishboy)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2016, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trumps-2016-general-election-campaign/753901/3135 "2016-07-30T00:51:35Z")

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From the AMA …

“Are you getting tired of winning?”

Jesus fucking Christ. He’s a cartoon.

> [@](#):
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> “Mr. Burns, your campaign seems to have the momentum of a runaway freight train. Why are you so popular?”
> 
> “Ooo, a tough question … but a fair one.”

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**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2016, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trumps-2016-general-election-campaign/753901/3136 "2016-07-30T00:59:19Z")

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> [@Derleth](#):
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> And moderation on The\_Donald is _extremely_ heavy-handed. If they think you’re not a Trump supporter, or if you even attempt to have an actual debate, you’re gone.

While it isn’t even among the top 100 reasons I don’t want Trump to win the election, the schadenfreude of watching the dreams of The\_Donald crushed when he loses will be so sweet.

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**Author:** ![Merneith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/57b2e6/32.png) [@Merneith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merneith)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2016, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trumps-2016-general-election-campaign/753901/3137 "2016-07-30T01:08:01Z")

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Watching them freakout because their AMA got downvoted off the front page, while a competing post of this very NSFW drawing of Donald was getting major attention - was good for a few snickers.

This article has a censored version of the image, with a rundown of the laughs. Still spoilered, to protect your beautiful imaginations.

[The Donald Trump Subreddit Is in Active Revolt Against Reddit’s CEO](http://motherboard.vice.com/read/the-donald-trump-subreddit-is-in-active-revolt-against-reddits-ceo)

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2016, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trumps-2016-general-election-campaign/753901/3138 "2016-07-30T01:48:25Z")

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George Stephanopolous interviewed Trump this evening. He asked Trump about Hillary last night calling him too thin-skinned to have his finger on the nuclear button, and Trump said, (no, he really said this), “I have the best temperament. The best!”

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**Author:** ![raventhief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raventhief/32/4_2.png) [@raventhief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raventhief)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2016, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trumps-2016-general-election-campaign/753901/3139 "2016-07-30T02:05:59Z")

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> [@neofishboy](#):
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> From the AMA …
> 
> “Are you getting tired of winning?”
> 
> Jesus fucking Christ. He’s a cartoon.

Real answer from the AMA:

I am never tired of winning, and as your president I will win for you, the American people. I’m with you!

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2016, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trumps-2016-general-election-campaign/753901/3140 "2016-07-30T02:07:14Z")

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> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#):
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> George Stephanopolous interviewed Trump this evening. He asked Trump about Hillary last night calling him too thin-skinned to have his finger on the nuclear button, and Trump said, (no, he really said this), “I have the best temperament. The best!”

Well, of course he does. And we know it because he told us so!

And yet you _doubt_ him? Sad.

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2016, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trumps-2016-general-election-campaign/753901/3141 "2016-07-30T03:14:03Z")

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A \*Guardian \*reporter is claiming that Trump just said, “we pay rent for our base to Saudi Arabia”. Now, we supposedly do not have a base in Saudi Arabia, and have not had one for 13 years. So, either:  
1-On his first day of receiving intelligence briefings he released classified documents,or  
2-He’s claiming present tense for something that has not been true for 13 years.

Either way, he has just damaged our relations with the Middle East.

> <https://twitter.com/Bencjacobs/status/759137191507337216>

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2016, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trumps-2016-general-election-campaign/753901/3142 "2016-07-30T03:22:31Z")

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