# Donald Trump's 2016 General Election Campaign

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trumps-2016-general-election-campaign/753901
**Category:** Politics & Elections
**Created:** [May 4, 2016, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trumps-2016-general-election-campaign/753901 "2016-05-04T02:37:34Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author: ![CarnalK](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnalk/32/486_2.png) [@CarnalK](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CarnalK)
#### Post date: [September 12, 2016, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trumps-2016-general-election-campaign/753901/6303 "2016-09-12T17:16:38Z")

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> [@Czarcasm](#):
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> And in your version of “reality” she is either in perfect health, or she is catatonic?

No. In your version of “reality” is she either catatonic or a stumbler?

> [@ThelmaLou](#):
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> Seems like you did.

No it doesn’t seem like I did. I didn’t say jackshit about catatonia. Look, I get it. Some righty says “she had a brain hemorrhage!” so you have to reflexively say “she just stubbed her toe!”.

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### Author: ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)
#### Post date: [September 12, 2016, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trumps-2016-general-election-campaign/753901/6304 "2016-09-12T17:24:26Z")

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> [@CarnalK](#):
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> No. In your version of “reality” is she either catatonic or a stumbler?
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> No it doesn’t seem like I did. I didn’t say jackshit about catatonia. Look, I get it. Some righty says “she had a brain hemorrhage!” so you have to reflexively say “she just stubbed her toe!”.

The reality is someone in this thread used the term catatonic to describe Hillary’s condition, and Merneith et al were reacting to the ridiculousness of it. You just had no problem arguing with them.

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### Author: ![CarnalK](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnalk/32/486_2.png) [@CarnalK](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CarnalK)
#### Post date: [September 12, 2016, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trumps-2016-general-election-campaign/753901/6305 "2016-09-12T17:34:42Z")

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> [@Happy\_Lendervedder](#):
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> The reality is someone in this thread used the term catatonic to describe Hillary’s condition, and Merneith et al were reacting to the ridiculousness of it. You just had no problem arguing with them.

Not quite.

> [@Merneith](#):
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> I mean, speaking of details, fainting or stumbling is not remotely the same thing as catatonia.  
> My actual point here is that, reality matters.

> [@CarnalK](#):
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> Well there’s no doubt that “stumble” underplays reality. She clearly had to be carried into the car.

That’s what I was arguing. I did not say she went catatonic for fuck’s sake. I pretty clearly said calling it a stumble is pretty ridiculous too and not whatever extra arguments you decided to attribute to me in your head.

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### Author: ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)
#### Post date: [September 12, 2016, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trumps-2016-general-election-campaign/753901/6306 "2016-09-12T17:39:58Z")

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> [@CarnalK](#):
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> Not quite.
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> That’s what I was arguing. I did not say she went catatonic for fuck’s sake. I pretty clearly said calling it a stumble is pretty ridiculous too and not whatever extra arguments you decided to attribute to me in your head.

I never said you were the one who used the term catatonic.

Good lord.

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### Author: ![CarnalK](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnalk/32/486_2.png) [@CarnalK](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CarnalK)
#### Post date: [September 12, 2016, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trumps-2016-general-election-campaign/753901/6307 "2016-09-12T17:46:51Z")

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No, you are just calling me out for having the audacity to argue a specific point rather than just jumping on the bandwagon. Good lord indeed.

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### Author: ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)
#### Post date: [September 12, 2016, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trumps-2016-general-election-campaign/753901/6308 "2016-09-12T17:51:02Z")

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> [@CarnalK](#):
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> No, you are just calling me out for having the audacity to argue a specific point rather than just jumping on the bandwagon. Good lord indeed.

Relax. I’m not calling you out on anything. I’m just explaining why people are calling out the use of the term catatonic to describe Hillary. You’re the one passionately jumping into the middle of an argument and wondering why everyone’s misinterpreting you yet again.

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### Author: ![leftfield6](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leftfield6/32/18780_2.png) [@leftfield6](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/leftfield6)
#### Post date: [September 12, 2016, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trumps-2016-general-election-campaign/753901/6309 "2016-09-12T17:53:43Z")

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So now the Big Cheeto says he is going to reveal his medical details on…wait for it…the Dr Oz show. Be cause of course he will. A doctor know for endorsing/pushing a fair amount of woo and non-science based medical advice is just perfect for Trump.

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### Author: ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)
#### Post date: [September 12, 2016, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trumps-2016-general-election-campaign/753901/6310 "2016-09-12T17:54:05Z")

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> [@](#):
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> …and wondering why everyone’s misinterpreting you yet again.

“Oh, Lord! Please don’t let me be Miss Understood!”

- Eric Burden, sorta famous kinda rock star.

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### Author: ![CarnalK](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnalk/32/486_2.png) [@CarnalK](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CarnalK)
#### Post date: [September 12, 2016, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trumps-2016-general-election-campaign/753901/6311 "2016-09-12T17:54:21Z")

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> [@Happy\_Lendervedder](#):
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> Relax. I’m not calling you out on anything. I’m just explaining why people are calling out the use of the term catatonic to describe Hillary. You’re the one passionately jumping into the middle of an argument and wondering why everyone’s misinterpreting you yet again.

I am not wondering, I know why. If I disagree with a counter argument in any way, unsophisticated debaters assume I agree completely with the original argument. See it all the time in highly partisan atmospheres.

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### Author: ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)
#### Post date: [September 12, 2016, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trumps-2016-general-election-campaign/753901/6312 "2016-09-12T17:56:18Z")

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> [@leftfield6](#):
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> …the Dr Oz show…

NO! NO _WAY_!!! For reals? It is to laugh!

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### Author: ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)
#### Post date: [September 12, 2016, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trumps-2016-general-election-campaign/753901/6313 "2016-09-12T17:57:48Z")

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> [@CarnalK](#):
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> I am not wondering, I know why. If I disagree with a counter argument in any way unsophisticated debaters assume I agree completely with the original argument. See it all the time in highly partisan atmospheres.

Ah, so you’re just too sophisticated and nuanced for most people. \*That’s \*why no one understands you.

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### Author: ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)
#### Post date: [September 12, 2016, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trumps-2016-general-election-campaign/753901/6314 "2016-09-12T17:59:25Z")

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Can confirm: Genius is pain.

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### Author: ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [September 12, 2016, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trumps-2016-general-election-campaign/753901/6315 "2016-09-12T18:00:19Z")

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> [@leftfield6](#):
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> So now the Big Cheeto says he is going to reveal his medical details on…wait for it…the Dr Oz show. Be cause of course he will. A doctor know for endorsing/pushing a fair amount of woo and non-science based medical advice is just perfect for Trump.

They do seem uncannily well-suited for each other.

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### Author: ![CarnalK](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnalk/32/486_2.png) [@CarnalK](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CarnalK)
#### Post date: [September 12, 2016, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trumps-2016-general-election-campaign/753901/6316 "2016-09-12T18:05:54Z")

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> [@Happy\_Lendervedder](#):
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> Ah, so you’re just too sophisticated and nuanced for most people. \*That’s \*why no one understands you.

So you are positing that I was given a little tutoring on catatonia, asked whether I have a binary view of “catatonic or perfectly healthy”, and that I seemed to need aforementioned tutoring on catatonia because they actually understood me? That my completely _un_nuanced post that did not mention catatonia required all that? All I said was “it wasn’t a stumble”.

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### Author: ![leftfield6](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leftfield6/32/18780_2.png) [@leftfield6](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/leftfield6)
#### Post date: [September 12, 2016, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trumps-2016-general-election-campaign/753901/6317 "2016-09-12T18:07:43Z")

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> [@elucidator](#):
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> NO! NO _WAY_!!! For reals? It is to laugh!

You can’t make this [shit up.](https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2016/sep/12/donald-trump-dr-oz-show-health)

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### Author: ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)
#### Post date: [September 12, 2016, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trumps-2016-general-election-campaign/753901/6318 "2016-09-12T18:14:34Z")

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The Tomlin Corollary to Murphy’s Law

_No matter how cynical you become, it’s never enough to keep up._

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### Author: ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)
#### Post date: [September 12, 2016, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trumps-2016-general-election-campaign/753901/6319 "2016-09-12T18:22:18Z")

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> [@leftfield6](#):
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> You can’t make this [shit up.](https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2016/sep/12/donald-trump-dr-oz-show-health)

Dr. Oz is both a registered Republican and a Muslim, and he holds a dual citizenship for both the U.S. and Turkey. I wish some reporter would ask Trump before he goes on the show whether he thinks a Muslim with dual citizenship should be allowed to stay in the country. 😃

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### Author: ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)
#### Post date: [September 12, 2016, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trumps-2016-general-election-campaign/753901/6320 "2016-09-12T18:58:20Z")

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> [@Czarcasm](#):
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> Dr. Oz is both a registered Republican and a Muslim, and he holds a dual citizenship for both the U.S. and Turkey. I wish some reporter would ask Trump before he goes on the show whether he thinks a Muslim with dual citizenship should be allowed to stay in the country. 😃

Ooooo…good one!

OTOH, maybe The Donald is planning on making Dr. Oz “my Muslim.”

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### Author: ![CarnalK](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnalk/32/486_2.png) [@CarnalK](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CarnalK)
#### Post date: [September 12, 2016, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trumps-2016-general-election-campaign/753901/6321 "2016-09-12T19:00:13Z")

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I’m sure Mehmet Cengiz Öz is one of the “good ones”.

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### Author: ![Truman\_Burbank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ecc23a/32.png) [@Truman\_Burbank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Truman_Burbank)
#### Post date: [September 12, 2016, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donald-trumps-2016-general-election-campaign/753901/6322 "2016-09-12T19:00:14Z")

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And then Dr. Oz can promote the miracle cure that turned Trump from a sickly lad who couldn’t even pass muster for the draft into a ragingly healthier senior citizen!

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