# Donkey Kong Country Returns is fucking amazing

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donkey-kong-country-returns-is-fucking-amazing/561377>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [November 20, 2010, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donkey-kong-country-returns-is-fucking-amazing/561377 "2010-11-20T23:29:40Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![Red\_Barchetta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/da6949/32.png) [@Red\_Barchetta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Red_Barchetta)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2010, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donkey-kong-country-returns-is-fucking-amazing/561377/21 "2010-11-23T19:41:46Z")

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> [@MyFootsZZZ](#):
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> First, just wondering if anyone’s beaten the game or not? Are you guys planing on completing everything, (if you hadn’t already?), or do you just strive to get from ‘point A to B’, without collecting everything?

I beat it a month ago at a preview event 🙂 And yes, I do plan on collecting everything–already up to world 4 at 100%.

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**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2010, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donkey-kong-country-returns-is-fucking-amazing/561377/22 "2010-11-23T19:54:40Z")

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> [@ReticulatingSplines](#):
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> You loan out video games at the library?!

Is this uncommon? The library I worked at in 1998 did(and still does). Just a local public library, too, nothing special.

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**Author:** ![Justin\_Bailey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/justin_bailey/32/8792_2.png) [@Justin\_Bailey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Justin_Bailey)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2010, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donkey-kong-country-returns-is-fucking-amazing/561377/23 "2010-11-23T20:06:57Z")

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> [@Mahaloth](#):
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> Is this uncommon? The library I worked at in 1998 did(and still does). Just a local public library, too, nothing special.

Extremely uncommon. A library carrying console games is even more rare. And a library that carries Mature-rated console games is more or less a fairy tale.

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**Author:** ![muldoonthief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muldoonthief/32/3188_2.png) [@muldoonthief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/muldoonthief)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2010, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donkey-kong-country-returns-is-fucking-amazing/561377/24 "2010-11-23T20:16:22Z")

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> [@Justin\_Bailey](#):
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> Extremely uncommon. A library carrying console games is even more rare. And a library that carries Mature-rated console games is more or less a fairy tale.

My library carries Mature rated games. Here’s [Splinter Cell:Conviction](http://134.241.121.88/ipac20/ipac.jsp?session=129054A26X114.28577&profile=mvc&source=~!horizon&term=xbox&index=.GW&uindex=&aspect=subtab783&menu=search&ri=3&uri=full%3D3100001%7E%211239845%7E%2117&view=items&otherloc=true#focus). They’ve got Red Dead Redemption, Assassins Creed 2, and some others as well.

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**Author:** ![ReticulatingSplines](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e274bd/32.png) [@ReticulatingSplines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ReticulatingSplines)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2010, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donkey-kong-country-returns-is-fucking-amazing/561377/25 "2010-11-23T20:36:21Z")

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> [@Mahaloth](#):
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> Is this uncommon? The library I worked at in 1998 did(and still does). Just a local public library, too, nothing special.

There is no way my stodgy-ass city would ever use tax money to buy video games, especially violent ones. One of our columnists (in a column about how wearing jeans is “infantile”) even subtly suggests that people who play video games [shouldn’t be allowed to vote](http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/04/15/AR2009041502861.html). Unfortunately, he’s not the only one who feels that way. Bunch of old fogies.

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**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2010, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donkey-kong-country-returns-is-fucking-amazing/561377/26 "2010-11-23T21:34:31Z")

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We have a big, awesome library (something like 16 branches, including a 5-story behemoth downtown), but they don’t carry video games :(.

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**Author:** ![MyFootsZZZ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/myfootszzz/32/12580_2.png) [@MyFootsZZZ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MyFootsZZZ)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2010, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donkey-kong-country-returns-is-fucking-amazing/561377/27 "2010-11-25T21:56:24Z")

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> [@Red\_Barchetta](#):
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> I beat it a month ago at a preview event 🙂 And yes, I do plan on collecting everything–already up to world 4 at 100%.

Really? Speed-runs as well? I’m on the forest level with almost everything… no speed-runs though.

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