# Donkey Punch? **URL:** \ **Category:** Factual Questions\ **Created:** [November 2, 2001, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donkey-punch/91131 "2001-11-02T15:05:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Photog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c77e96/32.png) [@Photog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Photog)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2001, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donkey-punch/91131/1 "2001-11-02T15:05:23Z")
What does the term ‘Donkey Punch’ mean? The crew of a morning radio show I listen to uses it frequently. Judging by the context of it’s use, it is some sort of sexual reference, but i have no idea to what. I’m assuming it must be pretty vulgar though as they’ve said more than once that they can’t describe on-air what it means. Please enlighten me. ---
**Author:** ![Big\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/df788c/32.png) [@Big\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Big_Sam)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2001, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donkey-punch/91131/2 "2001-11-02T15:15:24Z")
Donkey punch ha ha ha ha ha! O.K. It is rather cruel and rude, but here goes. You are “making love” doggy style, and when you are about to orgasm, you punch the girl in the back of the head. Supposedly this makes her tense up, creating and even tighter hold for your pleasure. Next up, Cleveland Steamers! ---
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2001, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donkey-punch/91131/3 "2001-11-02T15:17:00Z")
Cleveland, or Boston Steamers, involve laying underneath plastic wrap while your lover poops on your chest or in your mouth, depending on the mood. Next Up: The Angry Dragon! ---
**Author:** ![WordMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e8c25b/32.png) [@WordMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WordMan)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2001, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donkey-punch/91131/4 "2001-11-02T16:03:11Z")
No clue - what is the Angry Dragon??? ---
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2001, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donkey-punch/91131/5 "2001-11-02T16:10:20Z")
It’s when you “ejaculate” in your “lover’s” mouth, then slap her on the back of the head so it comes out her nose while she’s yelling at you. Thus, the angry dragon! next up…Blumpy ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2001, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donkey-punch/91131/6 "2001-11-02T16:18:37Z")
Call me crazy butt I don’t think we’re going to see: _“next up…missionary position”_ or _“next up…tender kiss”_ here today. ---
**Author:** ![Von\_Erich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d78d45/32.png) [@Von\_Erich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Von_Erich)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2001, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donkey-punch/91131/7 "2001-11-02T16:20:40Z")
I’ll bite, explain the Blumpy oh wise one. ---
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2001, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donkey-punch/91131/8 "2001-11-02T16:21:33Z")
receiving a blowjob while you’re taking a crap! Romantic! ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2001, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donkey-punch/91131/9 "2001-11-02T16:32:47Z")
\*Originally posted by jarbabyj \* > [@](#): > > receiving a blowjob while you’re taking a crap! To the untrained eye it might appear the blowjob was responsible for the crap. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![micco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5f8ce5/32.png) [@micco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/micco)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2001, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donkey-punch/91131/10 "2001-11-02T16:59:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jarbabyj \* > \*\*receiving a blowjob while you’re taking a crap! > \*\* And I thought I was a busy guy… ---
**Author:** ![Vinnie\_Virginslayer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/53a042/32.png) [@Vinnie\_Virginslayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vinnie_Virginslayer)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2001, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donkey-punch/91131/11 "2001-11-02T17:12:36Z")
Who knows what the “Fish Eye” is? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2001, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donkey-punch/91131/12 "2001-11-02T17:17:12Z")
receiving a blowjob while you’re taking a carp? ---
**Author:** ![Jimbrowski](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9a140/32.png) [@Jimbrowski](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jimbrowski)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2001, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donkey-punch/91131/13 "2001-11-02T17:32:05Z")
Monkeysmile! ---
**Author:** ![peepthis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9d8465/32.png) [@peepthis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peepthis)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2001, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donkey-punch/91131/14 "2001-11-02T19:08:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jarbabyj \* > \*\*next up…Blumpy \*\* The proper name is a “blumpkin”…I’ve never heard it shortened to blumpy, but whatever floats your boat. Most of these terms have been around for many years ( **Dirty Sanchez, Bucking Bronco, Chili Dog** , etc.), the discussion of which provides an interminable source of Beavis and Butt-Head-esque laughter among teenage guys. But it’s safe to say, as with most purported exploits of said demographic, they’re mostly just talked about and never employed. It all makes **felching** , the dernier cri of insults in the Pit, seem kindergarten in comparison. Here’s a website describing lots of various other ones, including the **Cleveland Steamer** and **Fish Eye**. (warning: quite graphic): [http://www.uloonline.com/sexxxed.html](http://www.uloonline.com/sexxxed.html) Enjoy! ---
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2001, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donkey-punch/91131/15 "2001-11-02T19:14:24Z")
my source for all of these things is: [dirtyproverbs.net](http://dirtyproverbs.net) Don’t miss The Ambassador jar