# Don't blame me... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 4, 2004, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-blame-me/272936 "2004-11-04T05:55:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2004, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-blame-me/272936/1 "2004-11-04T05:55:43Z")
…I voted for Gandalf. I can’t blame you, you voted for…? (No, not who you _really_ voted for, see above.) ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2004, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-blame-me/272936/2 "2004-11-04T05:56:27Z")
Kodos, obviously. ---
**Author:** ![mcott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f6c823/32.png) [@mcott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mcott)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2004, 6:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-blame-me/272936/3 "2004-11-04T06:51:11Z")
You mean **Dale Gribble** wasn’t a legitimate write-in choice? ---
**Author:** ![Keapon\_Laffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e274bd/32.png) [@Keapon\_Laffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Keapon_Laffin)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2004, 6:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-blame-me/272936/4 "2004-11-04T06:55:44Z")
David Palmer. He’s just cool. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![HPL](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/3da27b/32.png) [@HPL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HPL)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2004, 7:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-blame-me/272936/5 "2004-11-04T07:22:47Z")
I voted for Dave Berry. ---
**Author:** ![ShockingAlberto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7ea924/32.png) [@ShockingAlberto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShockingAlberto)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2004, 7:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-blame-me/272936/6 "2004-11-04T07:29:38Z")
**Mega Man.** I’m serious. I wrote him in where Republicans were running unopposed. ---
**Author:** ![OtakuLoki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac8455/32.png) [@OtakuLoki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OtakuLoki)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2004, 9:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-blame-me/272936/7 "2004-11-04T09:35:36Z")
It may be an old joke, but Cthulhu. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![AngelicGemma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/439d5e/32.png) [@AngelicGemma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelicGemma)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2004, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-blame-me/272936/8 "2004-11-04T12:47:47Z")
Elvis. ---
**Author:** ![Scuba\_Ben](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Scuba\_Ben](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scuba_Ben)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2004, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-blame-me/272936/9 "2004-11-04T14:06:08Z")
Royalist party. Let’s reestablish the dynasty of Emperor Joshua Norton! ---
**Author:** ![AndyPolley](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@AndyPolley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AndyPolley)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2004, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-blame-me/272936/10 "2004-11-04T14:08:26Z")
I’ve been writing in Frank Zappa for years now… ---
**Author:** ![Tiggrkitty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tiggrkitty/32/17966_2.png) [@Tiggrkitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tiggrkitty)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2004, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-blame-me/272936/11 "2004-11-04T14:12:37Z")
Pooh Bear For obvious reasons. ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2004, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-blame-me/272936/12 "2004-11-04T14:14:47Z")
I voted for Josiah “Jed” Bartlet. But not the current Bartlet, the one written by Sorkin. Sure, he’s flawed, but who isn’t. And he gives great speech. ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2004, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-blame-me/272936/13 "2004-11-04T14:15:35Z")
Guller. (He’s a guy in NY, running for the Senate, whose platform was to eliminate beer tax/liquor tax, as it effects middle-class Americans most.) Or maybe Aragorn. ---
**Author:** ![catsix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@catsix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/catsix)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2004, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-blame-me/272936/14 "2004-11-04T14:32:23Z")
Ben Roethlisberger. I’m currently working on a grassroots campaign to amend the Constitution so that Big Ben can be President in '08. ---
**Author:** ![smartini](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/22d042/32.png) [@smartini](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smartini)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2004, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-blame-me/272936/15 "2004-11-04T14:41:11Z")
Jon Stewart he should shake up the hill 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Jenaroph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e8c25b/32.png) [@Jenaroph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenaroph)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2004, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-blame-me/272936/16 "2004-11-04T16:25:56Z")
Following the OP’s lead… Aragorn! C’mon, he’s the King. ---
**Author:** ![N.Sane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f19dbf/32.png) [@N.Sane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/N.Sane)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2004, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-blame-me/272936/17 "2004-11-04T16:36:29Z")
Spike. He’d sink his teeth right into everything that’s wrong with this country! Plus, you know, he’s hot. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2004, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-blame-me/272936/18 "2004-11-04T17:27:22Z")
Eowyn. 'Cause even on mythological write-ins, all y’all picked guys. :wally ---
**Author:** ![OtakuLoki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac8455/32.png) [@OtakuLoki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OtakuLoki)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2004, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-blame-me/272936/19 "2004-11-04T17:29:54Z")
> [@WhyNot](#): > > Eowyn. > > 'Cause even on mythological write-ins, all y’all picked guys. :wally Umm… You got examined **Cthulhu** closely enough to determine gender? :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: ---
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2004, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-blame-me/272936/20 "2004-11-04T17:41:19Z")
> [@OtakuLoki](#): > > Umm… > > You got examined **Cthulhu** closely enough to determine gender? :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: Nope, but apparently [these folks](http://www.cthulhu.org/cthulhu/) did: > [@](#): > > Cthulhu appears in various monstrous and demonic forms in early myths of the human race. Racial memory preserves Him as humanity’s most basic nightmare. 😃 [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-blame-me/272936.md?page=2)